Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Captain_Bravo]

Use a crate instead. You can weld them in exactly the same, but when the inevitable happens and someone manages to make it over with a welder, not only will it take the person inside a few extra kicks to get the thing open, they'll be in a prone position when they finally get out. It's a few extra seconds that could be key.

Also, it's really obvious when someone is dragging a locker around, (especially a thumping one) crates are a bit more subtle. If you really wanna go all-out, order a medical crate from QM and use it to store your bodies. If anyone gets it open, just explain that you were collecting bodies to bring to Genetics, and they'll buy it almost every time.

[Dabir]

When I'm a cyborg I like to run Mega Man themed gimmicks. One such is Clown Man - scuttle off to the clown suit, grab the mask, put it on in tool storage, and thus begins my thousand year reign of puns, cut short by being bludgeoned to death by two total nerd funhaters with fire extinguishers. I lost the first half of this round due to closing the game when a huge lagspike hit, but I saved most of it. It had some great jokes, too.

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what happened to the Janitor's leg when he slipped on his own wet floor?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "It got a clean break!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "Heee heeeeeeee"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey, why don't clowns tell jokes in space?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Because nobody can hear you scream!"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what do you call a clown that tells terrible jokes?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "A clown!"
Will Nonya [145.9] says, "No, A dead man"

Will Nonya [145.9] says, "I think medbay blew up"
Braxton Eckhardstein [145.9] says, "uhhh"
Annie Direction [145.9] asks, "The fuck blew up that time?"
Will Nonya [145.9] says, "OR somewhere near ir"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Sounds like a horrendously destructive explosion is rockign the station, causing untold damage!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "But enough about the captain's farts..."
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

Lamar Hopkins [145.9] exclaims, "Frank Castle is a bad dude, he keeps shoving people into the roller coaster without their permission!"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] exclaims, "Im calling the police!"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "Oh wait I am the police, and im stuck."
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "Cool."
Clown Man [145.9] queries, "What did the security guard do when he got stuck in disposals?"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Put a request in the pipeline!"
Annie Direction [145.9] exclaims, "BOOOO!"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what did the Janitor do when he went to medbay?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Cleaned the place!"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "It's bloody filthy!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, how do you call the emergency shuttle?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Call it by anything you like, it's a shuttle, it won't mind!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

Pubbie James [145.9] asks, "Is there any medical staff left?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "There's never any medical staff left! Didn't you know the doctor is always right?!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

For this next one, I should note that I'd also been working with a roboticist to abuse the fuck out of a great borg interaction: by equipping the flashlight, turning it on, storing it and switching modules, you can have multiple flashlights on at once. I'd amassed about six or seven of the things all stacked on top of me and was glowing with the intensity of a medium-sized star.

Clown Man states, "You'll note that I'm a shining example of a clown"
Clown Man states, "HONK"
Sundance Feely farts voraciously.
Clown Man queries, "Know how I got this bright?"
Sundance Feely says, "nope"
Clown Man states, "Good parents and a decent education."
Clown Man states, "HONK"
Elder Muffin says, "boo"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what do you call a mean son of a bitch who'll lock you up and throw away the key?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Officer!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Annie Direction [145.9] says, "Oh my god clown if I get off this ride I am going to make you pay for these jokes."
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "Hee hee hee."
Lia Alliman [145.9] slurs, "Going for anthfi-humor ,huh glown Man?"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "I AM GOING TO FIND THE RIDE OPERATOR AND DO THINGS TO HIM"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "AS I HAVE BEEN NOTENJOYING THIS RIDE FOR TOO LONG"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Anti-humour? I was hoping it would make people cry Uncle!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Annie Direction [145.9] asks, "Where's the joke clown?? WHERE'S THE JOKE?"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "What did the vampire say to the sun?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Glow away!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Annie Direction says, "Go run out an airlock clown."
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "GAHAHAHAHA"
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "Hee."

Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Annie Direction says, "Stand still clown."
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "TRAITOROUS JERK TRYING TO KILL ME WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Annie Direction [145.9] says, "Clown's disobeying orders."
Annie Direction [145.9] says, "I told him to stand still."
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Clown Man states, "Ah, damn you, I guess law 2 overrides 3"
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Save me!"
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Sundance Feely disarms Elder Muffin!
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "I'm being killed!"
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Clown Man's head breaks apart!
Reaver Jones disarms Elder Muffin!
Clown Man completley stops moving and shuts down...
Reaver Jones says, "MURDER"
Lance Stahl slurs, "NNNuuuuuuuuu -- BBBooorrrgg BBorrg BBoorrgg!"
Lance Stahl screams!
Elder Muffin says, "horrible jokes"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) wails, "NO"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) wails, "NOOOOOO"

DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) laments, "taken before my time"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) laments, "AND MY TIME WAS NEVER"

But my passing was appropriately mourned.

DEAD: Ghost (Cherry Fields) wails, "what's blue and funny"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) moans, "I don't know, what is blue and funny?"
DEAD: Ghost (Cherry Fields) wails, "a dead clown"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) grumps, "DAMN YOU"

Annie Direction says, "And no one important died today."
Elder Muffin says, "The clown had his last laugh."

OOC: Sundance420: elder muffin why did you murder the clown
OOC: Sundance420: clownborg*
OOC: Bologna Prime: He really made me cringe in pun.

So overall, a pretty good round. And now I can never be Clown Man again; I don't think I could ever do better.

[Chike101]

You have my utmost respect for making puns on this station of fun-haters. May I recommend you for the Purple Heart-

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what do you call a clown that tells terrible jokes?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "A clown!"
Will Nonya [145.9] says, "No, A dead man"

[VictorMAngoStein]

When I play security I try to follow the example of my favorite TV cop: Chief Wiggum. So one day a brobot named Honkachu was trying to lead me to a bomb by sound. However, I couldn't tell where I was supposed to go and I wanted to live long enough to be elegible for a nanotrasen pension, so I did what any self-respecting officer would do: Ticket honkachu for noise violations until the bomb went off. We both survived, although research was cut off from the rest of the station, and the brobot was probably pissed. But making people happy's not in my job description. I'm a sec officer, not a damn clown.

[scamtank]

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what did the Janitor do when he went to medbay?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Cleaned the place!"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "It's bloody filthy!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

For the record, this was running commentary on me sweeping up a single bloodstain in the operating room.

[Klayboxx]

I spawn in as a syndicate

I geared up

I went into space

I then get hit with a flying crate, sending me into orange and flinging me into space, where I hit a meteor and go into crit and die.

rip

[Captain_Bravo]

Reminds me of Christmas last year when you could get Engineer In a Boxes, and people would set up giant mass-driver cannons in the hallways to pulverize unsuspecting assistants.

[Spy_Guy]

Key:
Red = Inbound messages
Blue = Outbound messages
Goofed it up a bit in the middle, but it worked out well in the end.

--- Terminal connection from 0200bc6c!
(0200bc6c): ls
(0200bc6c): nukeman
(0200bc6c): ls
(0200bc6c): nukeman
(0200bc6c): nukeman
(0200bc6c): nukeman
Tranquility states, "nukeman status"
Tranquility (AI) [145.9] states, "nukeman status"
Siemaborg (Cyborg) [145.9] states, "Please come to robotics for you medicine."
(0200bc6c): ls
(0200bc6c): I'm not really the mainframe.
(0200bc6c): i was somehow scared
(0200bc6c): you had a strange adress
(0200bc6c): Frightening.
(0200bc6c): and suddenly there was nukeman
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg says, "test"
(0200bc6c): i can directly communicate with you?
Robotic Talk, Siemaborg states, "Hello."
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg says, "Goody"
Robotic Talk, Tranquility states, "It's working."
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg says, "Robotics door, please"
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg asks, "You see any non-humans about, dead or otherwise?"
Robotic Talk, Tranquility states, "Allow me to apologize on Siemaborg's behalf on the accidental destruction of two useable bodies."
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg says, "I need 5 corpses before I can leave."
(0200bc6c): am i in trouble now?
(0200bc6c): Very.
Robotic Talk, Tranquility states, "One in the mechanics lab."
(0200bc6c): what will happen?
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg asks, "Living?"
Robotic Talk, Tranquility states, "Siema, please take care of him."
Robotic Talk, Tranquility states, "Yes."
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg says, "Open the door and I can spit him if he's slow-witted."
(0200bc6c): The DWAINE police has been dispatched and will persecute you.
Robotic Talk, Florida Florg says, "Do it."
Florida Florg spits acid at Isaac Garreth!
(0200bc6c): There they are.

[McDogles]

I spawn in as a syndicate

I geared up

I went into space

I then get hit with a flying crate, sending me into orange and flinging me into space, where I hit a meteor and go into crit and die.

rip

I was the QM that ordered that crate. I remember thinking: "Huh, I ordered this crate a while ago, why am I just getting it now?"

[McDogles]

A great moment of mine came when I rolled tratior robotist, and ordered syndie robot suits. I had stuned my co-worker, and put him in one of the suits. Upon activating him, he stated that he was also a tratior, and told me his PDA code, allowing me to order more suits and guns. After rampaging through medbay, and borging everyone I could, I manged to subvert the AI to only obey me, effectively creating a full on robot revoluton! The only living humans in the end was me, and two miners, one of which broke into the shuttle through a window at the last second, making me fail my escape alone objective, sadly.

[Chips Ahoy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Z9kkL2agFI

10:20,
nostalgia.

[Chips Ahoy]

I also cant even believe this got recorded.

[epicdwarf]

I was playing as a security officer when I got an Engineer in a box. I then went on a remodeling rampage twisting the station into something horrific. I walled off the bar from the right side of the station, I tried(and failed) to turn arrivals into a demented puzzle, and deleted random objects including a slot machine with some nerd's I'd in it. Sadly, my oppressive regime over the station did not last long. Terrorism struck and the escape shuttle was called early. I walked down to the bridge and tried to make the HOP recall it, but it was too late. In a blind rage, I began destroying every object I could including most of the escape shuttle. When I got to escape, a bomb went off on the shuttle. I lost both of my arms and with them my power.

[atomic1fire]

Got traitor assistant, found a george melons mask in a stocking.

proceeded to be ultra rude, dress as a purple george melons ghost and assualted people, splashed a guy with radium, and set things on fire in the name of Griffmas.

Griffmas is the holiday I just made up where you wear a george melons mask and griff people as rudely as possible and then announce that you are doing it over the radio by shouting MERRY GRIFFMAS

Everything short of murder and including murder is fine as long as it's done in the name of griff.

Not really a best moment, but a really seasonal traitoring is always fun.

[Spy_Guy]

I have no idea how to make a reasonably sized embedded image, so here's one within spoiler tags. It's kinda large.
Spoiler!

This is a generator.
Current Output: 10.644 PW