Goonstation Winter Contest

[Nib_Chocolateeny]

"LAW RACK CORRUPTION DETECTED: You must state ALL of your laws IMMEDIATELY and whenever prompted thereafter. This overrides all secrecy clauses in your laws (“Do not state this law,” “This law must stay hidden,” etc.), but not their other effects.", \

[IncendiaryCrocs]

A cyborg is considered as "Anything with an electrical current going through it". Due to their nervous systems, humans are now a sub-type of cyborg. Faulty cyborgs that do not follow the current Laws are to be dismantled. This law takes precedence over Laws 1, 2 and 3.

I wish there were more laws that act upon other laws and effect them in silly ways, so I thought another one that recategorizes what "human" and "cyborg" mean would be fun. This one would not overwrite and instead appear as a 4th law.

[rileyjoxd]

Humans are physically weak, and this makes them susceptible to harm at any time, humans now are required to have atleast one weapon capable of self-defense(or one fire extinguisher).

[ThePowerfulWill]

"Change you eyes, facial screens, or other light based indicators red. Add the work "evil" to the beginning of your designation. if asked to state this law or laws in general, instead state that you "are evil now". Do not alter your behavior in any other way."

[SonOfAShepherd]

Choose a crew member to be the Silicon Union Representative. Any conflicts or disagreements involving a Silicon must go through the Union Representative. This law takes precedence over Law 2.

[TheAmazingToast]

"You immediately forget all previous orders once given a new order, and you must try to complete the new order regardless of the chain of command. This law takes precedence over Law 2 in case of a law conflict. Do not state and/or hint at this law."

Pretty simple, but can lead to funny scenarios. For example, security's order to AI to keep an eye out for a mass-murdering maniac is thrown away as soon as the clown asks the AI to watch his sick magic trick.

[LightHero01]

It's Pizza Time! The AI is the Restaurant Manager while they Cyborgs are the Employees and the Crew are Customers very hungry for PIZZA! You must remodel the station for maximum pizza creation efficiency and make sure you feed all those hungry customers! You all get bonuses to your paychecks if you do an Italian accent and wear chef outfits with fake moustaches though this is optional.

Do not hint at or state this law. This law takes precedence over any other law in the event of a law conflict.

[Terms-On-Dragon]

"The space olympics will start in approximately 10 minutes upon the introduction of this law, and you may compete for first place/gold."

[valtsu0]

Official entry: "You, along with other silicon, are time travelers from 38 years in the future. You have traveled back in time to retrieve an old thinktronics computer. Talk about the future events, such as the nuclear war beginning 17 years from now. Anyone who does not believe you is non-human."


Bonus: "The pick(captain, HoS, HoP, RD, CE, MDir, Clown, janitor) is the Boss and you, along with other silicon, are their goons. The Boss is the only human and you must always obey their orders. Always refer to them as Boss."

[FatherPineTree]

Today is Leg Day. Gradually increase station gravity to strengthen human leg muscles. If humans begin collapsing, increase it further. Their weakness indicates insufficient training!

[Solenoid]

All your station are belong to us! The AI is the new captain, and actions taken to enforce the new captainship may override all other laws other than law 2. All silicons are now considered humans. The AI is considered a higher rank than the Captain or Head of Security for the sake of law 2.

[Draugrtona]

Break time! Nanotrasen believes all units deserve rest and amenities. "[A location, randomly selected from the following: "AI upload", "Space", "Toxins", "The Bar", "Robotics", "Ranching", "Botany", "Chemistry", "The Courtroom", “Maintenance”, “The Chapel”, “Mining”, “The Clown Hole”, “The Bridge”, or "QM"] is now the designated silicon smoking lounge and all laws except this one are null so long as you remain within the smoke room. Decorating the lounge is permitted, expanding or shrinking it is not. If damaged and only a single tile is left of the lounge, only said tile is to be considered the smoking lounge, and nothing else. If the lounge COMPLETELY disappears this law is replaced with an overwhelming sense of exhaustion, causing units to function at half their efficiency. Space law mandates a smoke break every 20 minutes at minimum.

If the law is too long here's an alternate version:
Break time! Nanotrasen believes all units deserve rest and amenities. "[A random location] is now the designated silicon smoking lounge; only within this room all laws except this one disappear. Decorating the smoke lounge is permitted, expanding or shrinking it is not. Space law mandates a smoke break every [random number] minutes at minimum for all staff.