Ideas of questionable quality

[Mouse]

So what, would Blindness have a bunch of ???? wires?

[Kotlol]

Jane/John Doe Trait.

Picking this trait makes you spawn without an ID and will always come up unknown.
When cloned your appearance is randomized and beepskies/guardbuddies will arrest you for having no record.
Cloning essentially makes you a new unknown.

[NOOT]

So what, would Blindness have a bunch of ???? wires?

sure, unless we want to start describing the tactile feeling of color (Which would also be funny)

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

a way to get better regular mining magnet pulls, like discarding asteroids without mining them or pulling in asteroids with a heavily damaged magnet, because there's a lot of ores the quantum telescope can't pull in

[Mouse]

add chlorine pentafluoride

then add chlorine heptafluoride

[Whele]

Yawning makes other people near you yawn

[Emimiyu]

Yawning makes other people near you yawn

Already does this

[Whele]

Farts contain atmospheric metadata about the farter's last eaten food

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

Farts contain atmospheric metadata about the farter's last eaten food

I can see the thought process behind this but when said like that the idea just sounds creepy

[Whele]

Ghosts shouldn't be able to spy on you in the bathroom

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

Ghosts shouldn't be able to spy on you in the bathroom

ok now THAT'S a good idea

[laugoose]

Painting a beaker black and adding a lid prevents photophosphide within from blowing up in light

[NOOT]

Wraiths can haunt soulsteel lockers. If this occurs, the locker becomes a Soulsteal locker, and anyone that gets closed inside whilst it is possessed is sent to the Void, naked.

Closing yourself inside a soulsteel locker that is unpossessed allows you to see ghosts (but not the rest of the station) around you, as if you had ectosensor eyes or Strange green goop.

[Silent Majority]

Using a straw on something edible with reagents should suck 10% of the reagents into your body so clowns can desicate donuts and vampires csn sip out of human hearts like margaritas

[BadShot]

Change the Mai Tai recipe to reflect how painstakingly difficult it is to make irl Mai Tais, similar to sheltergrog and sheltestgrog.

Getting it even slightly wrong still makes the Mai Tai, but it's mispelled and drinking it makes the consumer vomit.