Ideas of questionable quality

[CalliopeSoups]

Voice Translators now have a glaringly obvious equip sprite and make your voice and screams sound robotic.

(Cue the angry mob of monkey players)

As a monkey player I would actually like this.

[BadShot]

Voice Translators now have a glaringly obvious equip sprite and make your voice and screams sound robotic.

(Cue the angry mob of monkey players)

As a monkey player I would actually like this.

Well tbf you'd be the only monkey who would benefit from it aesthetically, considering how Grup uses the translator (yes I read character descriptions)

[Egregorious]

Fondue pot that acts like an electroplater except specifically for a chocolate/cheese material.

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

add 0 vowel words to the artifact language trigger list if they aren't there already

[ju45he]

Let me emag vr dungeon goggles to turn them into dwainegeon goggles that force people to learn dwaine alongside a mentor. The only escape from the room is passing a 5 question quiz made by the mentor or dying.

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

Let me emag vr dungeon goggles to turn them into dwainegeon goggles that force people to learn dwaine alongside a mentor. The only escape from the room is passing a 5 question quiz made by the mentor or dying.

implying you get a mentor that actually knows DWAINE

[SnugglyCactus]

add 0 vowel words to the artifact language trigger list if they aren't there already

They're there! I've gotten one I had to activate with "glyph" before

[Ikea]

There should be a neurodepresso chem (espresso + neurodepressant) that just slightly reduces your stamina and makes you sad

[Taylorstar]

Potatoes need to be able to be used as a 40m grenade substitute.

[RSOD]

emagging a vr pod now makes it send people into a virtual dojo (think the matrix), where they must fight 5 random critters with nothing but bare hands and wrestlebelt abilities. if they fail, the pod opens in a cloud of smoke to a charred corpse, and the pod breaks. if they succeed, they leave the pod unscathed, alongside a small chance to retain a random ability

[Danger Noodle]

emagging a vr pod now makes it send people into a virtual dojo (think the matrix), where they must fight 5 random critters with nothing but bare hands and wrestlebelt abilities. if they fail, the pod opens in a cloud of smoke to a charred corpse, and the pod breaks. if they succeed, they leave the pod unscathed, alongside a small chance to retain a random ability

Best idea we've had this year