10-22-2025, 03:44 PM
Condiments. Not the system, the two pillars of the hotdog: ketchup and mustard. These items should be more silly than they are.
I propose that squeezing ketchup or mustard onto someone should splat a decal on their face, or maybe shoulders/torso if it looks right. Add some way to shoot the condiments at people, clowns and walls while still being able to deftly add some to a meal. The Condiment King must rise.
I propose that squeezing ketchup or mustard onto someone should splat a decal on their face, or maybe shoulders/torso if it looks right. Add some way to shoot the condiments at people, clowns and walls while still being able to deftly add some to a meal. The Condiment King must rise.

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