Ideas of questionable quality

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

Monocle skin for prescription glasses. Either a reward skin or you can make it some other way, probably not just giving monocles prescription glasses qualities because it makes them pretty easy to get that way, or maybe not I don't know since they cost money I think. Prescription glasses make you look like a dork and monocles are awesome and we need more reason to wear them.

[SalmonidJester]

Vampires should be able to play that pipe organ music (you know the one) on command

[RSOD]

Medieval Blacksmith special role that shows up with an anvil & giant hammer and upgrades your gear RPG-style (+2 melee damage, for example) as long as you provide the proper materials

[Kotlol]

Medieval Blacksmith special role that shows up with an anvil & giant hammer and upgrades your gear RPG-style (+2 melee damage, for example) as long as you provide the proper materials

Nah go with Minecraft logic!

+5 fishing on a wrench!

[Terms-On-Dragon]

A giant brick costume that lets you toss yourself against windows to break them

[RSOD]

Medieval Blacksmith special role that shows up with an anvil & giant hammer and upgrades your gear RPG-style (+2 melee damage, for example) as long as you provide the proper materials

Nah go with Minecraft logic!

+5 fishing on a wrench!

clearly, this Captain's helmet needs Sharpness VI

[Chasu]

Wearing cat ears should give you a random chance of puking on carpet tiles, for the feline immersion

[RSOD]

being hit or shot deals damage to any armor you are wearing in a manner proportional to the damage negated - like acid does with diving suits and labcoats

[Whele]

Add golf to the game. Any respectable 90s businessman has a miniature putting green for their office, according to movies. Seems like the kind of thing a captain would want.

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

Add golf to the game. Any respectable 90s businessman has a miniature putting green for their office, according to movies. Seems like the kind of thing a captain would want.

Don't golf balls or at least clubs exist in the game? I remember one being in mushrooms crew quarters. I don't think golf is implemented at all though. They should. The captain would.