We should have realized something was wrong when the janitor wept into the radio about how an unknown agent would let loose the singularity, with an exact time and instructions on how to stop it.
We should have listened when the station rocked with the force of the explosion, and the laws of space and time began to buckle and break.
We should have stopped him, as he jumped into the hungering maw itself, screaming that this time, this time, he might be able to change things.
Deep inside the maintenance tunnels lives an abhorrent beast known as the Bogey-boo.
It crawls around with it's jaw wired shut, sucking the souls out of wandering crew members who've been particularly cruel with it's gaze, and spitting what remains back out as a critter, be it a seal, owl or monkey.
So next time you're stomping out a cockroach or harvesting a monkey's organs, remind yourself of this story, and remember that you might be it's next meal!
"Oh boy!", thought Mr. Muggles one chill Spooktober evening, as a blanket was draped over his head by the Head of Security, "I get to go trick-or-treating!"
Title: My Grandma the Prankster
"These grapes taste great Grandma," I foolishly said.
She replied, "Too bad those were actually EYEBALLS WOO OOH WOOOOOOH"
"And also I'm a ghost," she added.
The Cargonian opens the doors, activates the send and receive conveyors — but nothing arrives, not even the mail.
She glances out the window and sees the void, full of floating eyeballs.
"It's a fully manual system today," she says with a sigh.
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