Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

New Traitor Cyborg module:
Organ harvester supreme.

Can deploy ice cream or cupcakes to lure in victims.
Then extends a scoop from it's body to painfull harvest the insides of the target, selling them all on the black market.
Then can wear the rest of the removed skin as a new disguise.

[meaow589]

race converter artifact
allow to interact by player / critter to convert them to random appearance/random critter base on type of critter.
human player -> random NPC name 
Critter -> other random critter ( for example mouse can turn into space cat. )
Bad critter -> Random critter ( such as Viper , Spider , Flock)

[Mouse]

There should be a small chance for the Nuke Op Commander to be named Gandhi.

His words are backed with nuclear weapons.

[Mouse]

DefineHuman law module, that defines what qualifies as a human.  Default is "a featherless biped".

[RSOD]

Blind law module that hides everyone's identity and appearance to the AI, only showing their ID job and headset type.

[Chasu]

Genuinely, seriously questionable: Let us react to active threads with 4 or more users online with emojis that pop up on the side of the post.

[Drunkangel]

Buff vampires by giving anybody whose bald the ability to *shing, which makes the exact same noise as the vampire flash power but just lets a bald person show off their shiny head for fun

[Danger Noodle]

Buff vampires by giving anybody whose bald the ability to *shing, which makes the exact same noise as the vampire flash power but just lets a bald person show off their shiny head for fun

This is the questionable ideas thread, not the good ideas thread. I'd like to actually see this added. Alternatively the ability for someone who's bald to shine a flashlight on their dome to give someone like 1 second of disorient or eye damage alongside the sound.

[RSOD]

Buff vampires by giving anybody whose bald the ability to *shing, which makes the exact same noise as the vampire flash power but just lets a bald person show off their shiny head for fun

This is the questionable ideas thread, not the good ideas thread. I'd like to actually see this added. Alternatively the ability for someone who's bald to shine a flashlight on their dome to give someone like 1 second of disorient or eye damage alongside the sound.

getting flashed by a bald person should give eye damage too, would be hilarious to be literally blinded by that if done enough times

[freedo5]

hacked pod fabricators should sell the security comm array

[Frank_Stein]

Buff vampires by giving anybody whose bald the ability to *shing, which makes the exact same noise as the vampire flash power but just lets a bald person show off their shiny head for fun

Should happen when they take a hat off

[BadShot]

Screws

Anything that needs a screwdriver now also needs screws; when unscrewing, they appear in your other hand. Keep hold of them cause you'll need them to rescrew that thing (things that use bolts like the AI Core do not require this, or maybe they do just to make it more annoying). Dropping the screws by any means causes them to disappear cause finding dropped screws is borderline fucking impossible god dammit where the hell did it go I saw it fall that way...

You can print more screws at the manufab

Dropped screws are technically still there and act like invisible broken glass, stepping on it without shoes hurts like hell