Ideas of questionable quality

[NOOT]

If you hit a phone with a butt it should knock the receiver off the hook and automatically dial a random phone.

Anyone picking up the recieving phone hears hushed (whisper garbled) conversations of whats said nearby, and 4x volume farts.

[Frank_Stein]

Some thoughts on intents, specifically in relationship to combat.

Help and Harm could be a toggle. You're either in help or harm. Disarm could be rolled into this based on which intent you're set to in relation to the other person.

Help+Help=Help
Help+Harm=Disarm
Harm+Harm=Harm

There should be a hotkey for Grab, something you hold down and it makes all your clicks grabs. I think just combine grabs and pull and make that key Ctrl

[RSOD]

Some thoughts on intents, specifically in relationship to combat.

Help and Harm could be a toggle. You're either in help or harm. Disarm could be rolled into this based on which intent you're set to in relation to the other person.

Help+Help=Help
Help+Harm=Disarm
Harm+Harm=Harm

There should be a hotkey for Grab, something you hold down and it makes all your clicks grabs. I think just combine grabs and pull and make that key Ctrl

the idea of pulling on harm to grab honestly makes more sense than having a dedicated grab intent

[Taylorstar]

Clown hologram upgrade, let the AI project a holographic banana onto a tile akin to the holographic beepsky or wetfloor sign.

[Kotlol]

Space Anvil.
Can be used for material refinement or chemical refinement.
Totally bends all laws of physics.
Keep away from Clowns as it's it natural prey.

[Mouse]

Emagging Boom Boots should make them cause actual explosions.

[NOOT]

they already dooooo

Emagging Boom Boots should make them cause actual explosions.

[Mouse]

Admin button to make NPCs hostile to certain players and objects en masse, so you could have the station defended from nukeops by the monkeys on board or nuke an abandoned space station full of clownspiders without having to put players in every mob.

[Mouse]

Blob nuclei should function as ectothermids only without biopoint consumption.

[ZodiaDecius]

Spacebux Item Ideas that don't warrant their own thread:

Juggling License - As Dabbing License but for juggling

Bring back Crate Arrival in all of its hazards, don't fix a thing just bring it back.

Off-Season Clothing Crate Order - As Heart Candy, but orders off of clothes not currently in the booth [seasonal etc]

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Emagging Boom Boots should make them cause actual explosions.

Emagging Moon Boots should make whoever wears them's butt fall off

[RSOD]

emagging moon boots should force spam jumpy leaps, but with every jump forced the chance to hit the ceiling and fall increases until you hit it

[Taylorstar]

Strange/Living tomatos need a small buff some ideas for that are

To be able to clip through one another if they arent engaged in combat (so they can slip through unobstructed chokepoints.)
allow players to crawl underneath them (so they can harvest/bring more into the fold)
have a small chance to drop a seed packet on harvest.

supplemental footage of them in action with measures taken to try and avoid chokepoints. They appear at roughly the 7:30 point.

[RSOD]

""accidental"" syndicate delivery event where a crate full of armored sawflies is dropped in a random room and is opened after a few seconds

[Kotlol]

New Anomlies:

Gravity Anomly.
All gravity is offline for some reason. Essentially everything is space and you can only move freely near the walls.

The Ice Anomly:
All floors are iced and slippery. Not even a clown with a tank of lube can be this annoying.

The Squeeky Anomly:
Everyone sounds like the clown now. Dang squeeky floors.

The Darkness Anomly:
A cloak of darkness flies over the station, all lights do not work. Only candles. It's like the dark ages!

The Normal Anomly:
All floors are suddenly fixed and cleaned. THANKS MYSTERIOUS SPACE FORCE!

The Ants Anomly:
All food that's not in containers now gets ants on them. Well the picnic is ruined.