idea: CLOWN CRISIS ALERT

[FRAN_DAMNED]

A shiny new button on your pda crisis list that is the CLOWN CRISIS ALERT
 that alerts all clowns & mimes to your location (& staffies perhaps) that someone is in dire need of being annoyed  CHEERING UP

ideally the alert sound would be horrible & illict a "CHRIST NOOOOO" reaction to whoever is down in the grumps & laughter to all bystanders

[Lefinch]

Yes.

Just yes. Don't let the AI/Cyborgs/Command have it (AI if they've got the honk module maybe).
The idea of a generation. The rainbow text, the alert to all mimes/clowns.

Addendum: The clown alert if possible should be first few notes of the  post-trumpet intro of Entrance of the Gladiators:

[freedo5]

This is great, probably only clown pda should hear it

[Lefinch]

This is great, probably only clown pda should hear it

To be fair, the mime already has a crisis alert. We just cant see it.

[Megapaco]

yes pls 🤡