Ideas of questionable quality

[Emimiyu]

Allow people to surgically put things inside critter or mob. I just want a pipebomb inside maneater

[Mouse]

severed monkey butts should be bright red

[NOOT]

A chemical that:
Whilst it is in your system, prevents the decay of other chemicals in your system, as well as their lifeloop effects from occuring.
On lifeloop, halves the amount of ifself in your system.
If below .5u in your system, removes itself from your system.
made by combining Anamitin and Agenium, and called Amonatimer.

Would allow for short additional delays on poisonings, to further reduce suspiscions of the source.
Would allow for longer delays on certain chems such as Warp or Transparium, if IV fed.
Would have little application in doctoring, as most lifeloop effects that affect poisons need lifeloop chems to occur.

[Lord_earthfire]

Allow people to surgically put things inside critter or mob. I just want a pipebomb inside maneater

You can put pipebombs in a satchel/backpack, out the satchel onto a monkey and let the maneater eat the monkey with the satchel. The satchel will be inside the maneater and so will be the pipebombs.

[NOOT]

being shut in a locker should reduce vision range to that of being blind, and reduce / have a chance to negate sound you hear from around it.

[JohnnyJohn]

I think it'd be funny if janitors got stat buffs depending on how much vomit was on the station. The more vomit there is, the more stamina and stun damage the janitor does with the mop, because not even the inebriated captain's fancy armor can protect against the rage of an overworked janitor!

Is this a stupid idea? Yes. Is this terrible to implement codewise? Yes. Is this abusable? Yes. Is this funny? Y e s :-)

[BadShot]

I think it'd be funny if janitors got stat buffs depending on how much vomit was on the station. The more vomit there is, the more stamina and stun damage the janitor does with the mop, because not even the inebriated captain's fancy armor can protect against the rage of an overworked janitor!

Is this a stupid idea? Yes. Is this terrible to implement codewise? Yes. Is this abusable? Yes. Is this funny? Y e s :-)

Someone code this right this instant

[Frank_Stein]

I think it'd be funny if janitors got stat buffs depending on how much vomit was on the station. The more vomit there is, the more stamina and stun damage the janitor does with the mop, because not even the inebriated captain's fancy armor can protect against the rage of an overworked janitor!

Is this a stupid idea? Yes. Is this terrible to implement codewise? Yes. Is this abusable? Yes. Is this funny? Y e s :-)

Someone code this right this instant

Would synergize with port o puke

[ju45he]

2 robuddys ideas:

1. Shoving mechcomp into robuddys

2. Some talk task that lets me give it lines to point at people and say, and a setting to make it stay still or not while doing that.

I want 1 just cause, and 2 because I want to make the robuddys more annoying.