18 Divorces And Counting, A Clown Application

[AbsolutelyARobot]

Usual Clown name: Divorco the Clown
BYOND username: AbsolutelyARobot
Recommended by (if applicable): 1/18 recently divorced people recommend
Goon servers you play: 3, 4, and a secret 7th server that nobody has discovered yet

Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
 ? What advice would you give to other Clowns?

Get divorced. The looming sadness over you really makes it much better for your comedy routine. You can either be filled with the laughter of the crowd or be filled by the idea that you'll never be loved again.

 ? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)

Divorco's dating show, ending in him getting killed by his own request by his now widowed-wife.

Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
 ? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)

InstantDocumentServer, never again lose the opportunity to serve phony legal papers to people or have them served to you.

 ? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?

A full legal proceeding between Divorco and an unspecified party trying to take half of his assets.



 ? Draw a picture!

[Lefinch]

If we give Divorco a diploma it's going to end up in 18 pieces.

[klushy225]

10/10, Sharon should give the kids back to divorco

[Sockssq]

As a recently divorced individual, Divorco The Clown speaks to me on a spiritual level. I find him quite hilarious as my wife also took my kids, and he makes me realize that there is more than her in my life. Ever since the first laugh with Divorco, on that solar flaring day back in Kondaru, I always wonder. How does Divorco stay so unlovable? Then it hits me, because divorcing, because in the end, leaving Divorco makes me the happiest person alive. That is what it means to be a true clown, to make others happy. God bless Divorco The Clown. Truly, he's the quintessential clown bearing the weight of tragedy to gift the world its smiles.

[Shiiba]

Petition for the courts to return full custody of the kids to Divorco.