Ideas of questionable quality

[Gamebot26]

Add a Baguette Saber and Baguette Sheath recipe to the kitchen for the mime to counter the Clown’s C-Saber

[Kotlol]

Add a Baguette Saber and Baguette Sheath recipe to the kitchen for the mime to counter the Clown’s C-Saber

Add a mop sheath for janitors while at it.

[Dhaidburt]

Add a Baguette Saber and Baguette Sheath recipe to the kitchen for the mime to counter the Clown’s C-Saber

Add a mop sheath for janitors while at it.

The ultimate villain who tries to stop both the mime and clown's antics: The Janitor. 
This'd be extra funny because its either a box on the end of the mop pole, or a sheath for the pole (ya know, the part that doesn't get dirty?)

[NOOT]

Replace one of the fixed spawn field generators in the debris field with an emitter, so you can scan one on maps without a singulo engine

[Mouse]

Rajaijah grenade shaped like a golden apple.

[Doop]

if you're wearing a monocle and see something scary there should be a small chance for it to pop out and make you shout "Good heavens!"

[Zaniff]

Have a mini-armory full of foam darts and foam dart blasters in the clown hole linked to the armory authorization computer

[Frank_Stein]

As borgs take damage, they could drop bits of scrap metal from their armor plating breaking and falling off.

[Mouse]

admin button that replaces all real sunglasses on a map with tanning sunglasses

for trolling

[Dhaidburt]

Jani-dart gun: Uses the same model as a dart gun, but uses cleaner fluid from the tank as ammo. Will reject any other liquid, including water. Shooting a tile cleans it after the dart dissolves, and shooting someone also cleans them.

SHOOT THE FILTH! KILL THE STAINS!

[NanoDano]

laying down should reduce the damage explosions deal to you, have a ttv thrown at you and dont have much time to run? press = and pray

[Kotlol]

Add a bouncy ball item, toss it and it bounces around. Some chems and it bounces around destructively.

[Mouse]

Mime should get the detective sunglasses effect only with the audio turned way, way down.

[unfunnyperson]

cyberorgans that have been emagged by damage have a slight chance to explode each life cycle

[CalliopeSoups]

Mech components should be able to translate monke speech. A monkey building a little robot to translate for it sounds cute