Ideas of questionable quality

[Mouse]

clownspiders should be funny enough to operate clown cars

[RelentlessGarbage]

clownspiders should be funny enough to operate clown cars

*to operate eight clown cars simultaneously

[Piesuu]

You should be able to check records by traits in Medtrak, see all the saurians, puritans or other trait holders at a glance.

[Kotlol]

We seen many people use the cargo tug or clown car for "taxi services" in RP.

Why not make it a flavor job of the day? Taxi Driver. The only thing they do is spawn with a cargo tug and a cart.

[Snowy :D]

You should be able to check records by traits in Medtrak, see all the saurians, puritans or other trait holders at a glance.

Isn’t that already a thing? Just turn on the MedTrak Scanner on your PDA and click on somebody with it.

[Mouse]

random event that puts a life insurance policy on a station monkey

once armed, the nuclear bomb should aggro monkeys

the game should announce who landed the killing blow on the nuke and what weapon was used

[NanoDano]

Ghosts should totally get access to the manifest and that little map button the AI has to teleport places. Hell, give that shit to flockmind and blob too(not the manifest obviously)

[babayetu83]

a bunch of critters should be able to come together and combine and disguise themself as a human

[Mouse]

a bunch of critters should be able to come together and combine and disguise themself as a human

two handspiders, two eyespiders, two legworms, and a buttcrab

[NanoDano]

a bunch of critters should be able to come together and combine and disguise themself as a human

two handspiders, two eyespiders, two legworms, and a buttcrab

If a ling could make a doppleganger doing this i would be over the moon

[NanoDano]

What about prescription sechuds, I get that kinda defeats the point of the trait but ignoring meta implications I think it would be nice for people that roleplay characters with glasses

[Kotlol]

An antagonist that if they kill you, makes you spawn as an antag critter (aka clownspider and such)

We got vamps and wraiths and changelings that do this stuff.
But why not a straight up "Mad Scientist" antagonist who's gimmick is to spawn down antag critters we don't see often.

[Mouse]

We have enough problems with people feeding themselves to vampires on the mere promise of being made a thrall.

[Kotlol]

We have enough problems with people feeding themselves to vampires on the mere promise of being made a thrall.

Well..
A: It's in this topic for a reason.
B: The antag critters are randomly rolled sooooo they could get something cruddy too.

Think of the selection being: Space Wasp, Space Scorpion, Space Snake, Space Spider, Clownspider, Cluwnespider, Ice Spider and such.
If they are just a wasp... well... too bad :P

Just to add the questionable quality more!

[RelentlessGarbage]

Give Fire Extinguishers a pressurized gas reservoir as well as their normal reagent reservoir. Give it 1 litre of gas capacity that is capped at 500 kPa. Spraying the extinguisher depletes both the gas and reagents at equal amounts per tile sprayed, so that a fully-filled extinguisher would fully empty both the reagent and gas reservoirs at the same time during normal usage. All fire extinguishers would come pre-filled with Nitrogen and firefighting foam, and firefighting foam reservoirs would have an integrated gas canister that recharges foam and gas at the same time. (Some basic "hacking" of the machine would let you dispense either gas or foam individually.)

Allow fire extinguishers to be attached to gas tanks and placed into O2 Vendors/repressurizers/etc. in order to recharge them with any gas you want. Using the extinguisher would add a proportional amount of gas from the cartridge into the sprayed environment. Spraying an extinguisher with no reagent and only gas would still let you spray gas and propel yourself in space, but wouldn't apply any chems. Spraying an extinguisher with no gas would dribble the reagent inside the extinguisher at your feet in a sad puddle.

This would allow for more creative uses of fire extinguishers depending on the gasses added (and the temperature of the gas added), while making it slightly harder to refill extinguishers with random reagents on the fly due to the extra gas-filling step. Using fire extinguishers for regular fire fighting is unaffected, as the firefighting foam dispensers deal with the gas filling for you. It also reflects how similar in-game items (i.e. the flamethrower, which requires a pressurized gas tank) and IRL fire extinguishers work.

Also, let me spray cryostylane from a fire extinguisher, you cowards. Why is that even on the fire extinguisher chem blacklist anyways? Don't tell me that the justification is that the nozzle is getting frozen over by ice.