Ideas of questionable quality

[BatElite]

let skeletons choose between human, cow, lizard, and pug sprites

https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation/pull/8573

Was a thing for a moment, seems flourish never got around to re-PRing a finished version though

[RubberRats]

Emagging mechboots should increase the speed boost even more but give them a chance to tear your legs off with each step from the sheer forces involved.

[Doop]

Throwing a stress ball or bone near a werewolf should make them chase it

[RelentlessGarbage]

Emagging mechboots should increase the speed boost even more but give them a chance to tear your legs off with each step from the sheer forces involved.

This, or walking into solid objects knocks you down and makes you briefly go unconscious, dealing BRUTE damage equivalent to having slipped on Organic Superlube at the equivalent speed. On the flip side, you will knock people over if you run into them so long as your overall Melee/BRUTE defense is higher than theirs, otherwise you will clothesline yourself and get knocked out.

[Kotlol]

Praying now has a 5% chance of getting an automated response.
These can be small punishments or texts from different gods/space gods/space demons.

[NOOT]

Make pods / minisubs display the rev / revhead / head markers of the person(s) inhabiting them to the relevent parties.

[Dhaidburt]

New traitor item: Discount Dan's Discount Takeover. You plug it into any vending machine, and over time it replaces all stock with discount dan products until it becomes a discount dan branded vending machine. It can be removed with a screwdriver and serves no purpose other than to push discount dan!

[Kotlol]

New traitor item: Discount Dan's Discount Takeover. You plug it into any vending machine, and over time it replaces all stock with discount dan products until it becomes a discount dan branded vending machine. It can be removed with a screwdriver and serves no purpose other than to push discount dan!

But it's a NT sub brand... makes The syndicate won't do this XD

[Lord_earthfire]

But it's a NT sub brand... makes The syndicate won't do this XD

I think the syndicate recognizes that Discount Dans outpaces their own ability to poison the crew of NT stations.

[NOOT]

Extendo-grip Boxinggloves, 4TC, Clown, staffie joblocked.

Whilst you have an empty hand, or a grab, your range is extended to 2 tiles, allowing you to pickup stuff, punch stuff, and grab people from two tiles away. Does not work whilst an item is held (unless theres a 7tc version that does too because itdd be disgusting with rampage gear). Makes a funny *boing* noise when you interact with anything o n the outer reach tiles, as well as adding a small knockback to close range punches (but not knockdown)
Can also be heavy horseshoed, but appear as boxing gloves to an inspect

[Mouse]

Bleach, along with all the fun and interesting chemical reactions it's known for.

[BatElite]

Inverse puritan where you can't get cloned yourself, but it picks another ghost at random to put into your clone instead

[Kotlol]

Primal Instincts Trait - +2 trait.
Sometimes your brain returns to "Monkey" and makes you do things like a monkey.
Effect: At random intervals and timings, your mind will be taken over by the monkey AI programming. Losing all control. (Won't last longer then 3 seconds)

[BatElite]

Oh you'd need at least 30s for that to get interesting

[RelentlessGarbage]

Oh you'd need at least 30s for that to get interesting

Right, but randomly getting kicked out your body for 30 seconds at a time would absolutely warrant making the trait be +3 or more, that's a pretty serious downside.

Suggestion: Dabbing over a bible or a pocket bible is equivalent to farting on it, instantly gibbing you. If you are dabbing under the influence of one of the dabbing-related secret chems, you get sent to Hell, similar to farting on a bible with empowered high-pressure intestines. Atheists are not immune to the gibbing effects.