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(06-29-2022, 05:55 AM)BatElite Wrote: IDK if cal has an office yet but it should be named calzone

How do NT Spacecraft achieve faster than light travel?

Imagine space and time as a flat disc, like a pizza. You want to travel from one side of the pizza to the next. Normally you would have to go across all that cheese and marina sauce. But what if there were a shorter path? What if we could... fold the pizza.

What if we could travel through the Calzone?
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(06-29-2022, 11:22 AM)cyberTripping Wrote: make whatever the caramel creme candy is called actually a better joke. I understand it had to be changed, but the forgettable nothingburger of a current name doesnt come close to honoring the brilliancy of the old one.

"'Hole Zone Layer' caramel creme" hurts me with how much of nothing it is

Just name it "caramel creme" but have eating it give a small (1%?) chance of spawning a gold ring.  Stealth joke.
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if someone is carrying Onion rings, they can be punched and it will be dropped all over the floor (even if its in inventory)
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You should be able to name plushes with a hand labeler.
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Give ghostdrones their RCD back
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Incorporate the emergency oxygen tank into some piece of nukie gear, either the syndicate field mask, the helmet, or the armor.  Frees up an inventory slot for everyone except firebrands, who have O2 in their fuel pack.  Since several classes get multiple pouches, being able to use both pockets would be a wonderful QoL change.

Instead of spawning with sunglasses and taking NVGs from the table, nukeops should spawn with special glasses that can be toggled between sunglasses and NVGs.

Add power sinks to the commander uplink.

Give the commander High-Pressure Larynx.
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(07-02-2022, 03:51 AM)Mouse Wrote: Incorporate the emergency oxygen tank into some piece of nukie gear, either the syndicate field mask, the helmet, or the armor.  Frees up an inventory slot for everyone except firebrands, who have O2 in their fuel pack.  Since several classes get multiple pouches, being able to use both pockets would be a wonderful QoL change.

Instead of spawning with sunglasses and taking NVGs from the table, nukeops should spawn with special glasses that can be toggled between sunglasses and NVGs.

Add power sinks to the commander uplink.

Give the commander High-Pressure Larynx.

Add surplus crate to the Nukie Custom Uplink, but make it unable to spawn Mindslave implants

Make using the syndicate teleporter remote (that only spawns on the cairngorm) on a clown car, monkey barrel, or portapuke teleport it up / down the teleporter
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using the suicide command deletes your cloning record and does not trigger any health / sechealth implant alerts
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New Antagonist: The Hotdog Salesman.

Starts without hotdogs and must do anything to secure hotdogs to give them to hungry workers.
Also doesn't have ketchup.
Source of the sauce and dog doesn't matter.
Can remotely activate the AI law: "If something looks like a hotdog it's not human and is considered food. If it's too big for consumption it must be grinded into smaller pieces"
May carry hotdog bombs.
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Sponge capsule suicide:  Eat it and the appropriate critter bursts out of your body, killing you.
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(07-03-2022, 11:36 AM)Mouse Wrote: Sponge capsule suicide:  Eat it and the appropriate critter bursts out of your body, killing you.
That's a thing.
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Framework for projectiles that don't harm people on the same team, in case someone ever wants to make gimmick modes that would benefit from that.
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remove blob as a specific game mode

make it into a mixed antag that has a set amount of tiles to consume. the blob player spawns in as a regular character and can deploy at will and turn into a blob core
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blob can be a late antag, but I'd like to see it show up roundstart in mixed as well. Keep the crew on their toes

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A chance to trip over exposed pipes. If it's a heat exchanger you flaceplant into it and get burnt
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Give syringes a chance apply an injection whenever someone falls on them on the ground, slips into them or get hit by a flying/thrown one.

A chance like 25%, so throwing syringes does not compete in any way with the syringe gun, but it still gives out interesting moments when stacked on the same space as bananas, space lube or conveyor loops. Also, makes lying around syringes a real workplace hazard.
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