Ideas of questionable quality

[NOOT]

salt water made from salt + water
whilst in system prevents you peeing
overdose causes slowdown and mild burn or tox damage scaling on amount
Can be boiled to obtain salt back, and has a lower freezing point than water, but freezes into salt ice

salt ice can be applied to floor to make it look like its icy, but not actually icy.

[NOOT]

emagging the clown diploma turns it into a 1 time use reinforced clumsy and comic sans genetics injector that can be used like a contract on an unwilling recipeint.

[Mouse]

Remove hootingium from the game.  Have flashbangs just stun as an item property rather than a chemical reaction.

[Mouse]

T. rex chickens.  If we can turn chickens into members of the probable sister clade of Avialae we can go another five or six nodes back.

[BatElite]

Give secoffs an emote that does the daggerfall HALT! on a keybind.

[Mouse]

Penalize the current map on mapvote by a number of votes equal to the number of times in a row it's been played.

[Kelpo]

Make a special variant of the security tape for civilian use, it has lots of potential for gymnicks,

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Make doctor bags fabricable in the medical fabricators.

[zcrow]

maybe someone already asked for this and it was shot down. but give non-emagged monkey vendors a cooldown. emptying that sucker out should come with some kind of cost.

[DioChasek]

maybe someone already asked for this and it was shot down. but give non-emagged monkey vendors a cooldown. emptying that sucker out should come with some kind of cost.

Eh I can end a monkey over flow situation pretty quickly with nothing but a crowbar blowtorch and screwdriver goodbye o2 in room though.
A centralized one I can do with Phlogiston.

[Mouse]

Disabling overlays (or whatever it's called, view tint?) should prevent welding masks from functioning.

[Chatauscours]

Disabling overlays (or whatever it's called, view tint?) should prevent welding masks from functioning.

Welding mask tint cannot be disabeled.

[zcrow]

Disabling overlays (or whatever it's called, view tint?) should prevent welding masks from functioning.

Welding mask tint cannot be disabeled.

I just tested it, and it can be disabled.

[Kotlol]

New command:
Admeme.

Wil replace Ahelp.
Insted of dealing with rulebreakers, you now can only contact admins to do meme stuff during your shift.
Use it to request being turned into a nukie for the 50th time!
Why ban rule breakers if an admeme can make you kill em?

[Mouse]

Make the wrestledoodle spawn as an antag critter rather than a full-blown random event antag.

[Deep-Freeze-Defender]

Make pills interact with empty bowls without dissolving them so that you can eat your prescription medicine with a spoon. Bonus points for being able to pour directly from a pill bottle; designer drug cereal!