Ideas of questionable quality

[DioChasek]

Add the classic Cobra Commander mask and helmet to the apparel crates.

Have you been looking at my Facebook album?

[Mrprogamer96]

Add the classic Cobra Commander mask and helmet to the apparel crates.

Have you been looking at my Facebook album?

No, just saw Lucky Cobra's new forum pic.

[Mouse]

All station pets should be emaggable.

[stuck_in_void_HELP]

Emagging the ghost drone fabricator thing should make it spit out gunbots instead.

[Rmeaper]

All station pets should be emaggable.

Garfields should be emaggable

[BatElite]

Okay this one stretches the word "questionable" but hear me out

When the nuke timer hits 1 minute remaining, ghostdrones get their static vision and whatever other restrictions keeping them from interfering removed so they can pick up guns and shit to start harming combatants and the nuke. I don't think they should be aligned to any side but themselves either, if ghostdrones can come in clutch and tip the round one way or the other that's fair game.

[glowbold]

office supply crates & lockers should come with a weaker glue that only works on paper/tiny items

[Mr_Kirb]

glue should have a secret version thats much more harmful (harmglue), ie smoke powdering this new version make breakable glue statues of people that walk into the cloud, or other crap

[NOOT]

holding a baton on harm intent and hitting it with a welding tool many times should heat the handle and make the next person to pick it up get a small stun and burn damage

glueing a baton on harm intent should make it so that when used on harm intent it stays in harm intent from then on

[DioChasek]

Due to their time in Space Clown College, and a tour in the Space Circus clowns should have a random chance to understand alien languages and or monkey speak.
Even better than that when the crew ask you to translate the Martian, monkey, eldritch thing invasion the rest of the crew has no idea whether you can actually understand them or if you are pulling their leg.

[BatElite]

Ghostdrones should be able to smoke

IMO the vending machine should give them complementary cigs too

[Love]

There needs to be an 'outline' options for chalk, that draws a human outline on the ground.

And the Detective needs to start with chalk in their locker.

What is a crime scene without outlines of the the murder victims?

[DioChasek]

There needs to be an 'outline' options for chalk, that draws a human outline on the ground.

And the Detective needs to start with chalk in their locker.

What is a crime scene without outlines of the the murder victims?

Would be funny to outline a bible fart victim not gonna lie.

[fungicidal]

There needs to be an 'outline' options for chalk, that draws a human outline on the ground.

And the Detective needs to start with chalk in their locker.

What is a crime scene without outlines of the the murder victims?

Would be funny to outline a bible fart victim not gonna lie.

Detective having to go through the trouble of putting all the severed gibs together inside the outline... so about 10 minutes later he can say "yep, this guy is definitely dead." 

As for shitty suggestions: Seltzer bottles. Like a spray bottle, but for clowns and if you get hit by it you swallow some of the chem being sprayed.

[BatElite]

Make fartonium penetrate skin