Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Trustworthy]

[UrsulaMejor]

[breach]

[Superlagg]

I stole 17 items then garroted Flint Logue in front of his bees.

[breach]

A baseball bat in one hand, a stolen RPG in the other, the mime scores a home run with hypervelocity nukie gibs.

I thought the 40mm was deflected by the bat as well, but it looks like it detonated right on me.

[UrsulaMejor]

[CaptainBravo]

i guess i forgot to post this here. there's probably also not going to be a funnier use case for "grilles are created underneath the floor flushers in the brig" so









took over the brig and when the HoS saw me killing stirstir he tried to stop me and ended up trapped inside with me

[Mouse]

Code:

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x7

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x6

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x27

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x4

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' points at Mouse Fitzgerald!

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x2

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x12

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x4

You mutate!

Did everything just get bigger?

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x6

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x3

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x35

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Mouse Fitzgerald!

Statue of Dr.Floorpills feels oddly warm ...x6

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' injects Mouse Fitzgerald with the syringe!

REX points to Mouse Fitzgerald.

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Mouse Fitzgerald!

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' injects Mouse Fitzgerald with the syringe!

Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "Feel better soon!"

Cast Away shakes Mouse Fitzgerald, trying to grab their attention!

Mouse Fitzgerald says, "NINE MINUTES OF RADIATION WOO"

A bit later...

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Mouse Fitzgerald says, "I aavee nninne miinnnuttteeessss off raaaadiiiaattiioon"

Cast Away has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Snooty Boopins injects Mouse Fitzgerald with 5 units of charcoal.x3

Cast Away has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Cast Away sneezes.

Snooty Boopins injects Mouse Fitzgerald with 5 units of charcoal.

You feel absolutely awful!

Cast Away says, "Man"

Mouse Fitzgerald says, "II aaamm gggoonnnnnnaa ddieeee hhaarrdder ttthaann aaaannyyoonnnee hhass beefforrrree"

Snooty Boopins has added the hypospray (charcoal) to the medical belt!

Wilhelm Garrison [145.9] says, "floorpills statue got taken to medbay"

Cast Away says, "He's so dead"

Cast Away has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Snooty Boopins places the electrodes of the defibrillator onto Mouse Fitzgerald's chest!

Snooty Boopins shocks Mouse Fitzgerald with the defibrillator!

Mouse Fitzgerald doesn't respond!

You feel a powerful jolt!

You mutate!

Cast Away has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.x2

Faust Treffen has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Cast Away has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Faust Treffen has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

REX states, "humans are weird, touching radioactive statues"

Snooty Boopins injects Mouse Fitzgerald with 5 units of epinephrine.x2

Faust Treffen has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Snooty Boopins has added the hypospray (epinephrine) to the medical belt!

Snooty Boopins places the electrodes of the defibrillator onto Mouse Fitzgerald's chest!

Snooty Boopins shocks Mouse Fitzgerald with the defibrillator!

Mouse Fitzgerald doesn't respond!

You feel a powerful jolt!

Cast Away has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Mouse Fitzgerald says, "ii juusssttt mmmuuutaaatedd rraddddiiaattttiiioon rrrreessiistttaanncceee"

REX states, "ye"

Snooty Boopins has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Snooty Boopins has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Mouse Fitzgerald says, "aammazziigg"

Cast Away says, "Hah"

Snooty Boopins has analyzed Mouse Fitzgerald's vitals.

Cast Away says, "Ironic"

[aft2001]

Code:

lots of words

absolute legend holy shit

[Mouse]

I HAVE DONE IT

[aft2001]

As a grey shirt, it is tradition to dab before each crusher poke. I have attempted this today at 9:40 PM.

Spoiler!

Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
Bryce Richter gropes the Crusher Unit!
...like it ain't no thing!
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "so there's no end for him"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "ONE DAB, ONE CRUSHER POKE"
Bryce Richter says, "ONE DAB, ONE CRUSHER POKE"
Stephen Rhinehart [145.9] says, "Hotsssspot around ssssec."
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
Bryce Richter honks the Crusher Unit!
Holy shit, that's daring as fuck!
Cyborg Eta-36 [145.9] states, "Holy fuck, it takes a looong time to charge a 95k power cell"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "TWO DABS, TWO POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "TWO DABS, TWO POKES"
REX [145.9] states, "ah someone found the apc nice"
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
The steel grille was hit by Tse.
Bryce Richter thwaps the Crusher Unit!
Tanner Your Radio Man [145.9] says, "So I came in to this shift a bit late and looks like someone had a little party here before I arrived"
What a badass!
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "THREE DABS, THREE POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "THREE DABS, THREE POKES"
Chuck Chinmaster [145.9] asks, "Can we go home now?"
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "getting tased naked"
Bryce Richter thwaps the Crusher Unit!
What a badass!
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "suck tasers nerd"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "FOUR DABS, FOUR POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "FOUR DABS, FOUR POKES"
REX [145.9] states, "the artcells self charge though so you dont need to fully charge it"
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
Bryce Richter flumps the Crusher Unit!
Amazing!
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "FIVE DABS, FIVE POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "FIVE DABS, FIVE POKES"
Bryce Richter performs a wicked dab!!!
Bryce Richter thwonks the Crusher Unit!
...dang, they're brave.
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, ";SIX DABS, SIX POKES"
Bryce Richter slurs, ";SIX DABS, SIX POKES"
Riza Dessier [145.9] says, "I literally can't build Geothermal Capture Vents, guys. The tools were stolen."
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
Bryce Richter licks the Crusher Unit!
...no braver spaceman ever lived!
Bryce Richter [145.9] slurs, "SEVEN DABS, SEVEN POKES"
Bryce Richter stutters, "SEVEN DABS, SEVEN POKES"
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "tased for days"
Tanner Your Radio Man [145.9] says, "And there is some vomit so If I could get a janitor here in the studio Id really like that"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, ";SEVEN THWAPS FOR THE CRUSSHE KING"
Bryce Richter stutters, ";SEVEN THWAPS FOR THE CRUSSHE KING"
Stephen Rhinehart [145.9] says, "Jessssssussssss, the greytiderssssss love to ssssssteal."
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
Bryce Richter plonks the Crusher Unit!
...like it ain't no thing!
Tanner Your Radio Man [145.9] says, "Starting to smell now"
Bryce Richter [145.9] slurs, "EEEIIGGHHT DDAABBBSSS, EEIIGGHHTT PPOOKKEESS!!!!!!!!!"
Bryce Richter says, "EEEIIGGHHT DDAABBBSSS, EEIIGGHHTT PPOOKKEESS!!!!!!!!!"
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter performs a sick dab!!!
Bryce Richter slaps the Crusher Unit!
HOLY FUCK!
Bryce Richter [145.9] stutters, "NINE DABS, NINE POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "NINE DABS, NINE POKES"
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
Your head pounds horribly.
Bryce Richter screams!
One-Handed Wally says, "WE OUT HERE"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Moorice Hendelcow has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Bryce Richter gropes the Crusher Unit!
Bryce Richter gasps.
Your head hurts like fuck.
HOLY FUCK!
One-Handed Wally says, "POKIN CRUSHERS"
Your head twinges with an awful pain.
Bryce Richter gasps, "ten dabs, ten pokes"
One-Handed Wally flicks the Crusher Unit!
Riza Dessier [145.9] says, "Fuck it, I'm gonna see if a slag shovel can dig the holes I need."
HOLY FUCK!
Your head feels like shit.
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
One-Handed Wally screams!
One-Handed Wally thwaps the Crusher Unit!
...no braver spaceman ever lived!
Bryce Richter pokes the Crusher Unit!
Bryce Richter gasps.
Your head pounds horribly.
One-Handed Wally smacks the Crusher Unit!
...no braver spaceman ever lived!
...and gets pulled in! SHIT!!
One-Handed Wally seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "woh scientist"
Bryce Richter goes limp, their facial expression utterly blank.

In short, this is a total of 11 dabs and 11 crusher pokes. I died of brain damage as a result of dabs before I got sucked into the crusher.

[GORE]

A successful round of Space-DnD has taken place; in the Lands of Yanderwart.


The AI shell has done us a great favor by joining as the shiny knight on treads.
The mechanic was a cleric - capable of conjuring laser-beams from his piercing eyes.
The Munkey did well as a Monk Gnome and - oh well...He critically Hit right after the Wolves we were fighting against critically Missed.

Needless to say...he not only hurt two wolves with bad concussions...but doing so resulted in them biting each other to death.

The pelt he took from them to craft with was a bit dirty to say the least....but we were good half-way there to meet the Witch plaguing the lands of the farmers around the dark Fariy-Forest.


Macho-Man and even Syndicate Troops showed up from time to time to talk to us...but gladly they all understood the importance of this game and respected the artform.

[GORE]

The Syndie-Shop













A grandé finalè!

[Marksman]

Tfw your nuke gets stolen and you have to buy it back with Clown's left kidney and a gun

[Overlord_000]

that was tonsa fun