Ideas of questionable quality

[Kovirii]

Allow blobs to spread into pipes and send bits of themselves via disposals/mail chutes.

[Mouse]

For one million WP wraiths should be able to possess the singularity, awakening Lord Singuloth.

This automatically calls the shuttle (LORD SINGULOTH HUNGERS) but if the singularity is destroyed the wraith dies.

[Dickles]

We have luminol grenades, why not luminol vapes? For the truly enlightened detective to solve crimes with.

[Mouse]

Coaches and boxers should deal slightly increased unarmed damage to wizards, to signify the jock/nerd rivalry.

[Lady Birb]

quark gluon poo

[aft2001]

Coaches and boxers should deal slightly increased unarmed damage to wizards, to signify the jock/nerd rivalry.

scientists and doctors too

[CosmonautButt]

Putting this here mostly as a questionable idea because it doesn't really add much nor is it super funny, but maybe someone can turn this one into gold. 

Syndicate Circus Board - It's not a board so much as a keyboard cover made of plastic explosives and bike horns. Placing it on any console or computer causes the next person to use it to suffer an explosive honking as soon as they touch the console. (AKA it honks, then explodes.)

[Mouse]

Combining sugar, death spice, pure love, and one other ingredient to be determined should create the powerpuff girls.

[Comrade f191]

Add adminhelp.ogg to the Sound Synthesizer.

[Superlagg]

Grab someone, switch to help intent, click em, and it hugs em!

[aft2001]

"Add adminhelp.ogg to the Sound Synthesizer."

only if emagged

[trerri]

EMAG AI cores to grant them LEGS.EXE

[aft2001]

YES OH MY GOD YES

[Superlagg]

Revert the spacecola patch, the one fixing the bug I reported.

[Wisecrack34]

Putting 20 cans of spacecola into an ATM gives you cardboard steam points