Ideas of questionable quality

[Podrick Equus]

Music ops
I want to invade the station with my mariachi band

[jaydunc]

if someone manages to put 2 strangelet loaves into the loafer then a loose singularity should pop out of the loaf machine

[Crazyabe]

Honk Ops- A bunch of bumbling clowns have been sent to invade the station with a stolen wizard federation superweapon- a Kluwn bomb- a horrific warcrime of a weapon that will convert EVERYONE on the station into cluwnes, to facilitate the activation of this weapon at least one Operative has infiltrated to the station ahead of time.

[Mouse]

Suppressed pistols should have no in-hand sprite when used by mimes.

[cyberTripping]

let bartenders somehow slide drinks down the bar. If someone fails to grab it, it'll just keep sliding and smash onto the floor.

[Mouse]

The afterlife bar should have an emag so you can emag the duck.

[Superlagg]

Suppressed pistols should have no in-hand sprite when used by mimes.

Traitor mimes should get an item cloaking device that makes an item be invisible and silent. Various items would have custom mimey messages when swung at people.

[Ryguy]

Throwing a deck of cards with harm intent scatters all the cards onto the ground where you threw it. Basically setting up a game of 52 pickup

[Superlagg]

Apparently we have player pianos, lets take this a few steps further with mechcomp-linked instrument player devices. Attach various instruments to the device then send some kind of signal at it, then it'll play a shitty, pitch-shifted, midi-like note with that instrument depending on the signal.

Run raw signals to them, or hook them up to a roboconductor that translates text input to instrument-compatible signals. Paste in your favorite hand-crafted tunes, or transduce 145.9 into obnoxious honks and beeps.

And when the crew gets tired of your endless midi meme medley, the whole thing can be easily cleaned up with a pipebomb.

[Caecilius]

Clowns should be inherently slippery, slipping anyone who walks over them while they are resting or unconscious.

[Frank_Stein]

Applying space lube to yourself should make you more slippery

You'll be harder to grab, and find it easier to break out of grabs once gotten

However, you'll have a harder time holding onto items and will occasionally trip and slide

[Mouse]

Using a marker on yourself while targeting an arm should allow you to write a four letter word (preferably from a whitelist, for reasons that are hopefully obvious) on that hand's knuckles.

You know, in case you really wanted everyone to know that you LOVE HATS.

[Podrick Equus]

If you overdose on Bubsium, you should attract others to you via gravity due to your heavy mass.

[Mouse]

Emagging pizza machines should make them launch pizzas like supersonic frisbees, dealing a small amount of brute if they hit and having a slight chance of decapitating anyone under -100% health.

[moistgrandmas42]

If you overdose on Bubsium, you should attract others to you via gravity due to your heavy mass.

That's how bubsium works already.