Best moments ever thread 2.0

[atomic1fire]

I got yelled at, probably by strelok one round because I released oxygen smoke not thinking that cogwerks added all these things that use oxygen to create fire.

Also I burned my face off after learning some new certainly less dangerous (as opposed to setting all of chemistry on fire with rocket fuel) things.

Also I helped contribute more science then usual. yay me.

I was also smart enough to not just try a drug, but scan it and realize it was the same thing as benzo.

Also Epinephrine (epipen for short) syringe abuse is really fun to watch.

[BlackPhoenix]

Before round, I stated that I would fart, and then die. Immediately I made my way to the AI upload, but was denied entry. Peacekeeper Pete, however, saw that my destiny was pure, and allowed me entry. I uploaded a law stating that I was not human, farted, and then told the AI to kill nonhumans. Pete proceeded to stow my corpse away deeper in the AI's core chamber, and uploaded a law making the AI protect my body as if it were my own, making the AI's chamber a temple-grave for Jebediah Flarearms, "the man who was more than human". I have no clue how he knew that I'm 31% bovine.

[Tteckk]

I walk into genetics with a another genetacist struggling to complete powers.
A random medical doctor walks in and jumps into a DNA Scanner, I check his possibility's and 1 minute later with no notes of help:

Tteckk Booth throws Telepathy complete.
John Johnson has been hit by Telepathy complete.
Tteckk Booth drops the mic.

I walk out.

[Klayboxx]

Kill everyone on the station as a janitor traitor with a jani-cart


Forget to turn on internals when I go into space and suffocate to death.

I'm pro bono yolo guys

[Sitoutumaton]

Round starts, I'm a miner and two players with identical characters spawn beside me. Both have pale skin, bright yellow hairmetal and no beard.

They immediately say things like 'your hair sucks'. Then one of them punches the other, and a fight breaks out.

I believe I was the other one (George Sears) and for the record I had a yellow goatee, it probably blended in with the hair.

[BillyMays]

Kill everyone on the station as a janitor traitor with a jani-cart


Forget to turn on internals when I go into space and suffocate to death.

I'm pro bono yolo guys

Even with a murderous AI helping you, you failed. shameful

[Hard Boiled]

I was able to do something amazing last night. I started a round with Donny, asked him he he wanted to try the "Eat a living person and chainsaw gib them out" trick. He said yes, and because I thought you needed an emag to throw someone inside, I asked for one on the radio. I headed to customs and the HoP asked if I needed one, and when answering yes, he spawned one right there. I got my chainsaw while Donny got a medibot and chemicals. Once he was there, I told everyone to watch and he jumped in, fried himself and I ate him. Little did I know, he died as I was eating him, and when I killed myself, with the poor HoP's emag in my backpack, he STILL came out alive! We had done it! An amazing trick! And then Cogwerks told us he had revived Donny so our trick could work. :P Thank you, CogEffects!

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

Current medical system update explained in one sentence:

Terrell Wilkerson says, "IT'S LIKE A DEATH FACTORY AND I CAN'T EVEN CONTRIBUTE TO FACTORY QOUTA"

[Xeram]

This happened just now.

I got a traitor round, feeling particuarly lazy however i call over Chef Buttes who happens to be captain and end up mindslaving him, giving him a saber and giving him the simple instructions: "Ruin everything."

So obviously the first thing he ends up doing it seems is killing Popecrunch, who becomes a vengeful space god and makes everyone spew vomit and blood as the first two plagues.

Then i decided, "I should roll with this." And became the Harbringer of the third plague with Chef as my disciple.

I murdered almost all the crew and erected a monument to the gods out of their corpses and sacrificed my disciple, before the gods demanded my life aswell and i ascended mortality with a saber through my chest.

Everyone was promptly exploded, eaten by ice spiders, then the station destroyed before a world reset and what seems to be the server crashing.

Glorious.

[Klayboxx]

This happened just now.

I got a traitor round, feeling particuarly lazy however i call over Chef Buttes who happens to be captain and end up mindslaving him, giving him a saber and giving him the simple instructions: "Ruin everything."

So obviously the first thing he ends up doing it seems is killing Popecrunch, who becomes a vengeful space god and makes everyone spew vomit and blood as the first two plagues.

Then i decided, "I should roll with this." And became the Harbringer of the third plague with Chef as my disciple.

I murdered almost all the crew and erected a monument to the gods out of their corpses and sacrificed my disciple, before the gods demanded my life aswell and i ascended mortality with a saber through my chest.

Everyone was promptly exploded, eaten by ice spiders, then the station destroyed before a world reset and what seems to be the server crashing.

Glorious.

I went after him on purpose too, interupted a glorious marriage between man and mop bucket. fuck abgner

[Conor12]

Artifact research 101

[Tteckk]

Im in crit and on a Buff R matic 3000 and faint, My heart stopped beating and when it came back alive I found my self cruising down a hallway with someone chasing me.

The new medical system is the best, A+ job Cogworks and who ever suggested it.

[ISaidNo]

The other day it was a wizard or mixed round, there were two wizards running around pounding everything with fireballs and generally ruining everyone's day. The power was going out stationwide, mass chaos was going on, meteors kept showing up, and generally the station was fucked six ways from sunday.

In a remote corner of the station, tucked away, was a man with the quiet voice mutation. He kept saying things like "...today i will be reviewing unos frozen pizzas..." and "...right now i am reviewing a burrito... you may think i was eating a taco, but i was not...". The thought of some dude in the corner of the station just quietly muttering about frozen pizzas reviews while the station goes to hell in a handbasket made me absolutely lose my shit completely.

[jflan17]

Was his name Leonard?!

[Zorafm]

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Huh.