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had a traitor round where I got stuck in a disposal pipe with a braindead target for ten minutes. No one helped so i took my chances and let off a syndicate pipe bomb. the floor turns to shrapnel and I came out the pipe with my target dead.
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Tteckk Booth  [145.9] says, "Fuck this im going to take my chances"
Tteckk Booth says, "Fuck this im going to take my chances"
Tteckk Booth  [145.9] says, "bye"
Tteckk Booth says, "bye"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
the pipe bomb explodes!
You are struck by shrapnel!
You start bleeding!
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth gasps.
Tye Slaughter says, "did you bomb"
Tteckk Booth says, "no.."
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CaptainBravo Wrote:-snip-

That happened to me too on the syndie shuttle, but then pope gibbed me and made everyone macho. I then had wrestling matches with the other machos and was the last macho standing.

Then I mistified the immortal wizard and won the round. Que popecrunch being very confused and annoyed I killed his scrub wizard smile
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i was also a macho man and experienced a macho bug which made me human again

although i did get to kill two macho men before my connection randomly closed and allowed me to respawn as a regular QM.
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Shoddy Wrote:i was also a macho man and experienced a macho bug which made me human again

although i did get to kill two macho men before my connection randomly closed and allowed me to respawn as a regular QM.

Popecrunch deleted all the macho men in existence after I killed the wizard, I think.
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pool party

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The beautiful reign of the Great Majestic Space Horned Chimp.

*cry
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Hard Boiled Wrote:The beautiful reign of the Great Majestic Space Horned Chimp.

*cry

heh, that was fun being a devil monkey
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The Great Beesaster of Correction Relay 29. The QM, Nick Wolf and I created the most heinous crime ever. A full pandemic of bees. They were everywhere, and no one could stop them. Though some tried, they all failed. The bees reigned supreme and made a new hive on SS13.
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So you gave the station hives?
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Round starts, I'm a miner and two players with identical characters spawn beside me. Both have pale skin, bright yellow hairmetal and no beard.

They immediately say things like 'your hair sucks'. Then one of them punches the other, and a fight breaks out.
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and then my wish came true
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Weavel Wrote:[Image: I8gZWdG.png]

and then my wish came true

lmao
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Killed a drone with rods.

Hid behind a general manufacturer and a airlock and hit the thing at a diagonal.

It ran away, then came back and I killed it.

Then I died later because of a giant mother drone.
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System Confederation Update

OUT OF THE WAY WE'RE MAKING SCIENCE

the space melts!


This followed my short lived drinking session with a golden gnome as the most robust crewmember.

End of round surprise brought to you by PopeCrunch.

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Unknown (as Papal Feline) says, "Crew this is the RD speaking I burn my face off so"
Unknown (as Papal Feline) says, "Chlorine triflouride?"
Unknown (as Papal Feline) asks, "Hey what do you use oxydizers for?"

Firebot beeps, "YOU ARE ON FIRE!"

Unknown (as Papal Feline) says, "OH GOD"
Unknown (as Papal Feline) says, "WHY"
Unknown (as Papal Feline) says, "DID I DO THIS"
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