Ideas of questionable quality

[The Gorog]

If you put a deep-fried person into the reagent extractor, you should be able to extract their soul.
and put it in a pill.
and eat the pill.
and now they're in your hivemind.

This would be awesome

[Kovirii]

Power the RTG with loafs of sufficient quality

[LuigiThirty]

Is there a chess table in the afterlife bar? I forget but if not there should be.

[Spoodle]

The gib potato and the ban potato. They're potatoes, but they have a timer on them, and the last person to touch one before the timer runs out gets either gibbed or banned (depending on the type of potato of course).

[Wisecrack34]

The gib potato sounds like a fun admin toy/supply crate item/ holy artifact to be found in adventuring

[aft2001]

If someone throws the gib potato at you, you automatically catch it, dropping whatever was in your hand. The only way to opt out of the game is to be armless.

Also you cannot drop the potato, only throw it, even if you fall over. You are able to throw it when prone or unconscious.

[The Gorog]

The bug of monkeys being understandable through phones is supposed to be removed.

a whole new meaning to "banana phone"

Make it so you can use a banana on a phone with its headset off, so that monkeys talk into it again. Consumes the banana on use and makes it the new headset.

[aft2001]

But it should also be impossible to understand anything except monkeyspeech through a banana phone.

[OMJ]

add airpods for 10k spacebux

[Wisecrack34]

Air Pods are invisible because they are air

[Kovirii]

A gnome gun that literally gnomes people

[The Grim Sleeper]

Farting on someone should sometimes give some flavor text that tells you it smells like the food they most recently ate

+1

[Superlagg]

A few improvements to the Securitron Access PDA program app thing:

- A button that summons all available securitrons on the station.
- A button that makes securitrons move with a bit more urgency.
- Ordering a securitron to patrol / wander around a general area or department.
- The ability to order a securitron to arrest a specific target, regardless of arrest status.
- A more responsive readout in the program UI that makes it easier to tell if an order went through or was eaten by lag.

[Zamujasa]

Securitrons in general could use some reworking, they're one of the few networked things on the station that don't actually work well with it (the other being the MULE). There were some issues with their wireless packets that were never ironed out.

What'd also be nice w/r/t "wander around a general area or department" might be "Guard (beacon)", where you can pick from the various bot navigation beacons and have the bot sit there or wander around it a little.

[MrMagolor]

You should be able to use Matter Eater to eat your cuffs.

Really, the fact that most mutations are unusable while cuffed makes no sense.