Lets create more conspiracy objectives

[Wisecrack34]

Free all the monkies in genetics/ the kitchen and bring them to _______

[warcrimes]

drive the crew to suicide

[EristheSlackWyrm]

Kidnap Crew Member and hold them for ransom. You may kill them if the demands are not met or you see it fit

[Wisecrack34]

Forcibly hold a life and death D&D campaign with several members of the crew

[warcrimes]

Trap the entire crew in VR

[qwertyquerty]

Have you and all of your fellow conspirators be completely unharmed at the end of the round

[Prichard]

Convince the crew that the station and in fact all of space is flat

[aft2001]

"The Syndicate's recent lines of [multiple random items orderable from Cargo] are in low-consumption! Buy as many of these as you can using any means necessary! Ensure that the crew and NanoTrasen don't catch on, though! We're legally obligated to refund false purchases!"

Entails siphoning the budget to buying a bunch of random shit, from booze to singularity generators to metal to guns. Whatever the RNG decides! You'll also have to deal with the pesky AI receiving messages on QM purchases, so that'll certainly be something to deal with as well.