Ideas of questionable quality

[LuigiThirty]

Gorilla Mindset pills that let you understand monkeys.

[Frank_Stein]

Gorilla Mindset pills that let you understand monkeys.

Has someone said before that hulk and monkey mutations combined should make Gorillas?

[poland spring]

there already is a monkey translation mutation and it isn't some weird reference to alt right shit

[warcrimes]

there already is a monkey translation mutation and it isn't some weird reference to alt right shit

Yeah, the more we can keep space pseudoscience in the Orgone Theory, Occult Magicks, Babylonian Myth court, and the less in the actual current today people are using this to justify bad and dumb things that hurt other people court, the better.

[LuigiThirty]

Okay, fine.

I thought of a pun that's too good not to use for something.

Sulfuric Antacid: Coats an item in a gooey pink substance that prevents it from being dissolved by regular acids. Sulfuric Acid + Bismuth.

Hire me, Valve.

[Sov]

Syndicate butt

Farting on somone spews slowly acting poison at them

[warcrimes]

Syndicate butt

Farting on somone spews poo at them

[Icedude]

A reagent that works like Bee, but instead makes you barf up a random bird after the incubation period.

Call it Parakeetamol.

[MrMagolor]

Gorilla Mindset pills that let you understand monkeys.

Has someone said before that hulk and monkey mutations combined should make Gorillas?

Really, anything that makes hulk and monkey sprites play nice is good to me

[Superlagg]

Mannitol should cause urine production and speed up turning water into pee.

[LuigiThirty]

Hair lice eggs as a traitor item for clowns or janitors.

They spread like a disease and cause itching, making you drop items and take small amounts of brute damage like itching powder. Curable by getting your head shaved by the barber. People with no hair are immune.

Combine with Super Hairgrownium for real fun times.

[warcrimes]

A reagent that works like Bee, but instead makes you barf up a random bird after the incubation period.

Call it Parakeetamol.

underrated pun

[ProfessorHugedix]

a counterpart to the ice cream machine, a popsicle maker that accepts whole food items rather than chems and spits out a popsicle with the flavour/s of the items you put in, allowing for grape popsicles and also much less edible kinds too, like fried sperghetti and assburgers

[MrMagolor]

A "summon construct" wizard spell but it uses materials instead of chems, with HP being based on density, and damage being based on hardness.

Beware the starstone golem!

[Wisecrack34]

Both of these sound awesome, make em into threads