Chop off your limbs with disposals

[LuigiThirty]

You should be able to stick your limbs in a disposal chute, then kick the lever, chopping off your limb, doing brute damage, and sending your severed limb through the disposals system. Hire me, Valve.

[awfulworldkid]

my name is insert name here and i approve this message

[Eibel]

I want to see this if it were possible

[Kovirii]

I am here to support this message and I support this message and I support this message.

[The Grim Sleeper]

But why though?

[Erev]

But why though?

There's reasons. Having only one arm makes you uncuffable for example.

[kyle2143]

This request wouldn't be necessary if those darn admins would finally ad one-armedness to the spacebux rewards!

[Technature]

But why though?

Why stuff your head in it and activate it?

The correct answer of course is "Why Not?".

[Vitatroll]

Only if it's via some obscure verb. We need more obscure, rarely used verbs to entertain the fish with.

[warcrimes]

Only if it's via some obscure verb. We need more obscure, rarely used verbs to entertain the fish with.

use the *flush verb on disarm intent

[APARTHEID]

Better yet, allow for mail chutes to do the same so I can mail Security or Chemistry a knuckle sandwich!

[Flourish]

As long as it's just as dangerous as self-surgerying off a limb 

[Eibel]

Can we bleed an exorbitant amount of blood for doing it? It'd pair well with colorful reagent!

[LuigiThirty]

But why though?

Because limbless costs ten thousand spacebux.

[Kovirii]

But why not?

It honestly sounds like fun for the whole family.