Ideas of questionable quality

[Wisecrack34]

Seltzer bottle could just be a sprayer with a longer range for targeting people directly. Requires a charge of CO2 to work.

That is the idea. Also throw in a comic looking SPLAT when it hits someone.

+1

[Tombi]

Cross between bioshock and toontown of a circus of values that dispenses clown gags.

[Kubius]

this

[Bob]

A sort of test that might suggest what job you would be suited for...

[Wisecrack34]

A test that might suggest what job you would be suited for...

How would you prefer to die:

A. A flaming death at the hands of your own creation

B. A massive explosion created by a slip of the hand

C. Genocide at the hands of a savvy syndicate member

D. Lost into the endless voids of space

E. Bested in a dual to see who has the better internet connection

F. Assassinated in order to obtain a material good

[Tombi]

New wizard spell: Down-fall! Drops several heavy items from the 'ceiling' around the target tile. Cue the slide whistle drop and intensifying shadow!
Mostly I just want to hear grand pianos crashing into the floor, it is oddly satisfying.

[warcrimes]

Traitor Item: Freaky Friday In a Can.

Pop this unassuming cola drink open to switch minds and bodies with some other random living crewmate. Presumably is fairly obvious at the instant it happens so you can't just crack it the second you get arrested, but if you can dip into a bathroom, congrats! "One man's problems are another man's also problems but not yours no more"™

[Wisecrack34]

Traitor Item: Freaky Friday In a Can.

Pop this unassuming cola drink open to switch minds and bodies with some other random living crewmate. Presumably is fairly obvious at the instant it happens so you can't just crack it the second you get arrested, but if you can dip into a bathroom, congrats! "One man's problems are another man's also problems but not yours no more"™

YES!!!

[Bob]

Maybe I shouldn't have put my idea here.. Maybe I should have read the first page..

[Wisecrack34]

Maybe I shouldn't have put my idea here.. Maybe I should have read the first page..

It's fine, this is a questionable quality thread, I've seen people ask for "classy porn mags" in a similar TG thread

[Superlagg]

Maybe I shouldn't have put my idea here.. Maybe I should have read the first page..

It's fine, this is a questionable quality thread, I've seen people ask for "classy porn mags" in a similar TG thread

I've always thought of it as an idea brainstorming pit, throwing out ideas, even if they suck, and seeing if anyone finds some worth in them. It's a safe, cozy womb to develop mind fetuses into fully fledged ideas, ready to stake it's claim in its own thread.

[Wisecrack34]

Exactly that! Throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks (If it doesn't add glue till it does)

[LuigiThirty]

Add model glue. Huff it for a short lived LSD effect.

[awfulworldkid]

Terrible idea for buffing a job that already has way too many cool things: Give mining more cool things
Cool Thing One: A combination jetpack/backpack that costs 50 uqill, 150 claretine, 150 bohrum, 200 power source, and 80 miraclium. That much material isn't actually all that hard to get ahold of over a long time and it would be insanely useful to have something that could do both.
Cool Thing Two: Insulated, slightly more powerful concussive gloves. Would cost 100 fibrilith, 150 claretine, 100 power source, 200 bohrum, and 50 miraclium. Again, mostly a toy for people who already have most of the materials they need.
Cool Thing Three: A mineral magnet range upgrade. Would cost 10 bohrum, 10 claretine, 10 fibrilith, 10 telecrystal, 10 power source, 10 uqill, 10 gold, and 10 miraclium. This one would be buildable by anyone with a decent range of different materials, and the idea of it would be that it adds a useful option to the magnet computer. The option would let you pick one mineral out of anything that the computer has scanned so far, and it would make the mineral chosen much more likely to come up in the asteroids the magnet finds. Useful if you're missing something that you really need.

Maybe you guys can think of more Cool Things, I haven't a clue.

[warcrimes]

the magnet needs a chance to grab a singularity.