01-29-2018, 01:55 PM
Comrades! For only 8 TC you can equip yourself with the finest in Russian spycraft and become the world's greatest nogoodnik!
- Inconspicuous umbrella! An umbrella that shoots pills directly into someone's bloodstream when you jab them with it. In the event of capture, you can use it to kill yourself by swallowing it and pressing a button on the handle to open it.
- Inconspicuous gray trench coat, fedora, and fake mustache combination! Nobody will ever suspect you!
- Inconspicuous pocket watch that doubles as a camera. Open the back to retrieve your photos.
- Inconspicuous spy stickers! Listen in on your targets!
- Really in a pickle? Use our Comically Large Black Circular Bomb as a distraction! Warning: Does not include matches.
Only available to the proletariat (Staff Assistants).
- Inconspicuous umbrella! An umbrella that shoots pills directly into someone's bloodstream when you jab them with it. In the event of capture, you can use it to kill yourself by swallowing it and pressing a button on the handle to open it.
- Inconspicuous gray trench coat, fedora, and fake mustache combination! Nobody will ever suspect you!
- Inconspicuous pocket watch that doubles as a camera. Open the back to retrieve your photos.
- Inconspicuous spy stickers! Listen in on your targets!
- Really in a pickle? Use our Comically Large Black Circular Bomb as a distraction! Warning: Does not include matches.
Only available to the proletariat (Staff Assistants).