GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

[a pleasant hug]

Maybe all isn't quite lost yet. After all, a real skater could turn any random place into a their own personal skatepark. So I decide to do just that when I ride onto the shuttle.

-Skate into the shuttle.
-Trick off of literally everything inside.

[Bologna Prime]

I wait for someone to hand me my soul in a bottle or wave a magic wand to complete the transaction before enacting my master plan.

[Lady Birb]

Unable to locate the nukeop, I rush to the shuttle in one of the small crappy shells in hopes of being able to stop him from killing anyone on the shuttle.

[Frank_Stein]

Shit, I better run to the escape shuttle. Oh, and I guess I'm still handcuffed to the Nuke so it is probably dragged with me.

[Vitatroll]

I dramatically dive onto the shuttle even though it wasn't needed. I got distracted with my female-pitched falsetto.

[Studenterhue]

Maybe Science hasn't done much to elevate the human condition lately but surely it get everyone on the shuttle and Central Command to new highs they've never seen before.

I turn as many beakers as I can into drinking glasses for all other crew to drink meth with. Disobeying the advice of the old century martyr Tony Montana, I take a bit of my supply and make my meth-addled dash to the shuttle to spread the C10H15N gospel.

[Winklabom]

I pray to the admins to be turned into a mine in order to defeat the clown by placing him in an invisible cube that I will "mime" into existence around him.

Mines and clowns are enemies, right ?

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I pray to the admins to be turned into a mine in order to defeat the clown by placing him in an invisible cube that I will "mime" into existence around him.

Mines and clowns are enemies, right ?

Replace all the "mines" by "mimes".

My phone's autocorrect almost turned me into an explosive device!

[HydroFloric]

I get up and jump into the shuttle while flailing wildly trying to get a extinguisher.

[Roomba]

I write an op-ed denouncing the millennial fad of 'banana skins'.

[elan_oots]

Oh fuck I have to get to the escape shuttle! I sprint there, walking as I approach to avoid a banana disaster.

[Flourish]

I blink, come to my senses, and look around. Where am I? Have I died? What's going on?

[Technature]

Berrik (1): You immediately open fire on the group of people that slipped on the banana peels.
............you think you ran out of fuel. You almost immediately get stun batoned...
You're cuffed in a seat in the security section of the shuttle.  You're expecting to get yelled at by a Nanotrasen official on arrival.

NesMettaur (5): You order and drink down two Discount Dan Noodles.
Good shit.

New525 (4) vs. Noah Buttes (4): You've spent the entire time just trying to destroy this god damn clown, and this damn character arc's finally reached it's Climax.
Upon seeing the clown entering the shuttle, you immediately tackle him down to the ground and proceed to attack him.  However, the clown manages to get up.
You've successfully boarded the shuttle.  Round extended by two mintutes.

PizzaTiger (1): You attempt to hack into the nuke to explode at will.
It seems you REALLY can't do anything about it, despite your attempts.

NateTheSquid (2): You get up, dust yourself off, and make your way into the shuttle cockpit. You enter quick enough to notice nothing bad happening.

HotCoffeeMug (Crit Check 2): You fade in and out of consciousness. Being unable to do anything, you fail to get onto the shuttle.

Superlagg (6): You successfully manage to get up and assist several people and yourself onto the shuttle.

a pleasant hug (1): This was a dumb idea.  The shuttle probably has some good things to trick off of.
You skate your way to the escape shuttle and proceed to skateboard it.
It leaves right when you're about to board it.
You are now skateboarding through space.
Shit.

Bologna Prime (n/a): You sit about and wait for Vurdalak to uphold his end of the deal.
You feel slightly heavier.
You're pretty sure you have your soul again.

Lord Birb (3): You transfer yourself into a mini-bot to board the shuttle.
The chaos on the shuttle is too great to determine what's happening.

Frank_Stein (It's probably safe to say that, at some point, someone took it off of you) (3): You make your way to the shuttle.
You slip on the banana peel outside the door.
You get up just fast enough to see the shuttle leave without you.
Awkward.

Vitatroll (5): You dive dramatically into the shuttle.
+2 style points.

Studenterhue (1): You've got ALL this meth ready for use.  It's clear what must be done.
.........
.........
.........
Holy shit that was a hell of a trip...it's amazing you're not dead...
Wait, what time is it?
You feel addicted to meth.

Winklabom (5):The gods find this to be an entertaining idea.
You've been turned into a mime and have been transported near the clown.
Any attempts to speak will revoke your mime powers.

Hydrofloric (5): On your way to the shuttle, you find an extinguisher.  You make your way on the shuttle, flailing your arms wildly for no reason.

Roomba (6): You write a quick editorial commentary about banana skins, and why they're a terrible thing to exist.
The paper is incredibly moving, gripping anyone who reads it by their paper reading eyes.
Amazing doesn't even describe the quality of this piece.

elan_oots (6): You quickly make your way onto the shuttle, bringing all your medical materials with you.

Flourish (n/a): You wake up, wondering how much time passed.
You decide to PDA message the AI in an attempt to figure out what's going on.
Apparently, you have just missed the escape shuttle.
You scream wildly like...well, like a monkey.

AwfulWorldKid: A few of the passengers on the shuttle look outside the window and see a neat explosion outside.  A few think fireworks have been launched off the station.
No one seems to be aware that this explosion was a pod containing a Syndicate member inside.

Everyone: A syndicate officer has reached the shuttle.  The game will end in two minutes or if he dies in some way.

Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the Shuttle arrives at Centcomm: 2 minutes
Current shuttle passengers: Berrik, Superlagg, Nesmettaur, New525, NateTheSquid, Mini-bot (Lord Birb), Vitatroll, Winklabom, Hydrofloric, elan_oots
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy



Edit: Hey guys, I fucked up a bit and missed some of you. Fixed now.

Sorry Nate :p

[NateTheSquid]

i'll stand up from the banana peel and shoot new525 point blank with all the guns i have

[Berrik]

Welp at least I'm not dead. I'm gonna try to surreptitiously esscape my cuffs, then snatch and eat the HoS's hat if successful.

[HotCoffeeMug]

so im dying and not even on the shuttle

maybe a admin will drop me on the shuttle if i ask really nicely.