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BYOND Username: fosstar
Character Name: Montgommery Scott
(08-20-2017, 05:47 PM)Berrik Wrote: I'm going to go find fosstar and suplex him. This is no place for dirty commies.
(08-20-2017, 05:56 PM)Roomba Wrote: The Syndicate must not be allowed to win over the hearts and minds of the station. I start mass-producing station radios while extolling the virtues of glorious capitalism over the radio channel.
I steal the zipgun from behind the chapel then shoot berrik in the face for attempting to surplex me and then i go steal the station bounced radios from roomba and extol the virtues of glorious communism
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That's the stuff! It feels like I have nine-lives! Emboldened by my brew, I grab a fire extinguisher, let loose my might warfart, and rush off to battle!
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BYOND Username: Studenterhue
08-20-2017, 08:43 PM
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Excellent. A strange man with the voice of a troll with a sore throat is screaming about nuking centcomm and establishing communism.
I hastily put on an apron, sous chef uniform, and sous-chef hat from the FoodVend. It's not really communist, but it does make me look like I'm one of the oppressed masses who toils in the kitchen all day rather than one of those weirdoes who spend their day trying to raise the dead and dye everything in awful colors. Plus, it looks better on me than a scientist jumpsuit when I'm pulling a monkey away to a meat spike and scraping meat slabs off of it to process into meatballs.
While I'm putting dough and meatballs into the ovens for donk pockets, I ask over the radio if his brand of communism will entail donk pockets and holy water for all.
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BYOND Username: NateTheSquid
Character Name: Nathan Dunkleman
I try and peer my slowly forming head to the front of the cloner so i can see how far in the cloning process it is
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BYOND Username: Luigi Thirty
08-20-2017, 11:11 PM
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I *scream and start producing medicine in Botany! Not weed, actual medicinal plants. I set aside a few of the flaming weed chilis for if the syndies try to invade my plant world.
I throw one at the Botany lobby to see if it works as a grenade.
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BYOND Username: Technature
pizzatiger (n/a)+ Youkcat: You attempt to say over the radio to the syndicate that they should influence the capitalist pigs to be communists. but the only thing they can hear is THE SUDDEN GOD DAMN SHOUTING!
HotCoffeeMug (1): You search around for a weapon, but the only thing you can find is a stack of sticky paper.
Of all times for this place to not be a god damn death trap.
Winklabom (4): You rig your radio, headset, and a nearby intercom and yell into it really loud.
The reaction is also really loud.
Almost no radio communication happens this round.
fosstar (4) Vs. Berrik (2): You quickly make your way to the syndicate's...or you would if you knew exactly where they were.
You instead use your headset to talk to them. You're met with REALLY LOUD SCREAMING!
Nesmettaur (1): You head off to medbay to get a fix to your hearing problem. While one of the medical officers fetches an auditory headset, you talk over your headset about your work today, including your discovery of the Nuclear Auth. Disk, and the fact you still have it.
Everyone within earshot stops what they're doing and stares at you with a horrified look on their face.
Everyone immediately seems to feel pain and rip their headsets off.
THE NUKE OPS KNOW WHERE THE DISK IS!
You can hear again
flourish (1): You're having a hard time locating the glassware box. Was the bar busy today?
Noah Buttes (5): This is it. The moment you've been waiting for. Nobody could possibly predict that the clown, who was bordering the line ox existence and...uh...not existing...to save the station from a situation so dire.
You go out in the open and clown around like you never clowned around before.
Superlagg(5): Bad guys are attacking. You do what any cool hero does and make several backflips off the barstool (stylish points up). You run off with several bar glasses in tow. Everyone is too amazed to care.
a pleasant hug (2): You take a glass off the bar and attempt to but unsuccessfully find an easily accessible Fueltank.
Frank_Stein (n/a): You take shots at the newly discovered Syndicate pod until it explodes. It doesn't attempt to dodge.
Whoever was piloting it is gone.
Lord Birb (4): You successfully bolt down a door the syndicate was heading for.
Bologna Prime (3): Enough is enough. You're gonna do it this time. You transfer the funds from the station pay into the shipping budget and make an order for some god damn novelty clothes.
"Uh, sorry sir. We're all out."
MOTHER FUCKER!
Roomba (6): No one knew how quickly man could assemble radios. But you show just how capable humanity is in creation. Tons upon tons of radios, all ready to spread the greatness of capitalism.
All it takes is the push of this button rigged to all of them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OFF BUTTON OFF BUTTON!
You'll do it when the screaming stops.
The spirit of capitalism spreads heavily (after one minute).
Vitatroll (2) : You drink your brew of homemade chocolate brew.
Holy shit that strong.
You...uh...oh geez...uh, you uh...you gotta sit down for now...
OH GEEZ IS THAT CATNIP!?!
HOLY SHIT!
You spend an entire minute playing with Catnip.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Studenerhue (5) (Part of your action assumes something that didn't happen does. Everything not related to those actions will happen instead.): You quickly get some monkey meat and process it into little balls of meat, then shove all the ingredients into the nearest oven for some good ol homemade donkpockets.
These taste pretty good.
NateTheSquid (n/a): You attempt to peer out of the tube to see how much longer you're gonna be here. After about five seconds, the tube opens and you come tumbling out of it, knocking your head onto the floor.
If that stuff wasn't still at work, you might have been hurt pretty badly.
LuigiThirty (3): You begin to produce some medicinal plants for medbay's use. You check the potency of the flaming weed chili by throwing out in the reception room.
Nothing happens.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Construction room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (45%) vs. (55%) Capitalism
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BYOND Username: NateTheSquid
Character Name: Nathan Dunkleman
08-21-2017, 12:21 AM
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i put any of my clothes that are still around back, grab a headset, and yell "DEFINE BORG FOR ME!"
edit: this is just putting on clothes and talking which isnt much so im also going to walk into robotics and asked to be borged, if i have my id. if not, ill knock on the window
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Just as I am faced with the temptation to abandon the station once more, I remember the captain. That man is a hero, and if anything is worth fighting for, it's him. I order as many biotoy sponge capsules as possible. I pop them open and sort the capsules into a single crate. Afterwards I'll empty a fire extinguisher and fill it with water.
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08-21-2017, 12:43 AM
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"Daaaaamn that's stronn.. g!"
Once the initial wooziness wears off, or at least due to it, I decide to use my feline senses (read: hallucinations) to guide me to where I'm needed! I listen to my soul, and scamper off on all fours, roaring (read: screaming) loudly as I go!
Who's going to stop me? I'm the goddamn Catman.
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BYOND Username: starvalt
so i only have a wire cutter and a stack of sticky notes.
its more than enough i go hunting for the nukies
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Okay I lose interest in fosstar and instead stand on a chair. I flip into the first person that comes by.
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Flush with capitalistic success, I decide to dress the part. I go out and scavenge for a top hat and a fancy suit.
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I catch my breath and take my headset off the contraption I made with the station bounced radio and the intercom.
I leave the station bounced radio there, however, so that when people speak they hear themselves, only louder.
I run away as far and as fast as I can before I get caught.
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BYOND Username: Lady Birb
Character Name: Allie Allison
I refuse to let the crew come to harm, capitalist or communist! I try to completely lock down the spacker-wielding terrorist!
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BYOND Username: Luigi Thirty
08-21-2017, 05:50 AM
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I get every saltpeter formula I can out of the GardenGear machines and dump them all into the flaming weed chili trays! Now they’ll surely be grenades! If any are mature, I throw one at the lobby! The syndicate will not hurt my plants or the bee!
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