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**Technature** · 08-01-2017, 02:30 PM

(08-01-2017, 11:11 AM)Dr Zoidcrab Wrote: Then followed a round in which a team consisting of a boxer (miracle) and a wrestling fishman single handedly saved the station against nuke ops

I remember teaching a geneticist the ropes on that round.

Part of the reason we found out they weren't traitors was cause I was asked to get bad genes for a traitor not on the DNA list.

Not much happened for me otherwise, but it was kinda funny seeing a nuke op locked in the cloner begging to be released.

**Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost** · 08-01-2017, 03:45 PM

That last round also had some very angry bees, thanks to Shotgunbill turning every spawned bee (we made a lot) perma aggroed.

warcrimes

So i made a hella sandwich, then me and Doctor Bees went to a picnic with the AI.
Also I made the sandwich Captain before we ate.

the cakes are iced with phlog, dark matter, ants.

**babayetu83** · 08-08-2017, 05:38 AM

i spawned in as a wizard and decided to run around polymorphing everyone i could. by the end of the round all of the animals banded together and armed up with stun batons and tasers and very nearly killed me twice but in the end i exterminated them all. i used to think staff of cthulu was trash before i tried it but i ended up falling in love with it

Berrik · 08-08-2017, 05:33 PM

I got almost the entire station drunk as FUCK. Highlights of the round: two different changelings getting robusted by people so drunk they couldn't move in a straight line.

TheDK · 08-09-2017, 06:25 AM

I tried my hand at the cake/pizza/sandwich/cake/pie chaining. Looks like the name was cut off well before it should've been so it's full glory wasn't demonstrated:

Quote:You take a bite of the fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow cake pie sandwich on toast pizza and fried fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow cake pie sandwich on toast pizza fried bacon pie sandwich on toast, fried yellow cake, fried bacon, and fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow cake pie sandwich on toast pizza sandwich on toast pizza, fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow ca sandwich on toast pizza!

You scald yourself trying to consume the boiling hot substance!

HOLY FUCK!!!!

Viander Rünte screams!

You are trapped within the ice cube!

Yuck!

The blueish acidic substance stings you, but isn't concentrated enough to harm you!

What stunning texture!

Ugh! That tasted horrible!

What stunning texture! is my favorite part.

Cyfarfod · 08-09-2017, 01:11 PM

(08-09-2017, 06:25 AM)TheDK Wrote: I tried my hand at the cake/pizza/sandwich/cake/pie chaining. Looks like the name was cut off well before it should've been so it's full glory wasn't demonstrated:

Quote:You take a bite of the fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow cake pie sandwich on toast pizza and fried fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow cake pie sandwich on toast pizza fried bacon pie sandwich on toast, fried yellow cake, fried bacon, and fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow cake pie sandwich on toast pizza sandwich on toast pizza, fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried yellow cake sandwich on toast yellow ca sandwich on toast pizza!

You scald yourself trying to consume the boiling hot substance!

HOLY FUCK!!!!

Viander Rünte screams!

You are trapped within the ice cube!

Yuck!

The blueish acidic substance stings you, but isn't concentrated enough to harm you!

What stunning texture!

Ugh! That tasted horrible!
What stunning texture! is my favorite part.

It's like on cooking shows judged by panel, and all the judges at the end are sampling some poor saps food and they're all like "Oh, yes, the texture is very good." because none of them wants to be the first one to say it tastes like shit and watch the cook cry.

**fosstar**

More bee images here http://imgur.com/a/Oygn9

~~Lady Birb~~

Oops, posted this before round ended. I will wait until the round ends to put it back.
I was a solo wizard on a highpop round, so I got my standard build: rathan's secret, spell shield, staff of cthulhu, and animate dead. The Necbromancer has returned! The resulting rampage had me cut the population down a third, got a few more with skeletons, and got the entire crew out for my blood. I still eventually died, but it was one of my most fun rounds in a long time, and my remaining target was dealt with by a random event wizard. All wizard players should aspire to instill as much fear in the crew as I did that round. In general I love antagonist rounds where the entire crew is actively hunting me down.

ShroomsOnIce · 08-12-2017, 12:16 AM

There's really no good way to describe what just transpired, but I'll try.

I started out as a mechanic on lowpop, and I was bored of building a e s t h e t i c teleporter hubs so I decided to experiment with pipes. I made an infinite pipe loop, jumped in, and started CLUNGing. People were interested in this contraption that I built, and so they started hopping in. First the clown, then an assistant, and finally even the captain. For around 10 minutes we were all CLUNGing around the place, hearing nothing but the terrible audio glitches of thousands of CLUNGs, sometimes having it so the CLUNG was happening so fast that we heard no sound at all. The clown was trying to honk but the honks were being cut off by the shear amount of CLUNG that was occurring, and instead the honk just sort of whimpered out. It was magical. We then pondered the question "Could we fart on a bible inside of the pipe?" So guess what we did next.

This whole thing had me in tears the whole time. The CLUNG gods smile upon us all.

**Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost**

That was the round that almost killed me. It sounded like you were in the hull of an old, creaky ship with a horde of screaming, softly honking idiots in the distance.

Berrik · 08-12-2017, 01:22 AM

four guys fart in a pipe and die.mpg

**Superlagg** · 08-13-2017, 08:32 AM

Had an interesting round as a traitor medic.

The mechanic set up a teleporter across the airbridge, so I took that opportunity to redirect it into the crusher. Claimed a few lives, including the mechanic, but it was shortlived. A crewmember stepped off the conveyor just as they were teleported, found the trap, then alerted the crew to take it all apart. Moments later, I received a PDA message telling me that I should've blocked the escape route from the trap, to which I replied asking how they knew it was me.

Ah well, plan B: Club people. Having learned my lesson from a previous round about stunning people before I try to club them, I stole Beepsky's stunbaton and charged it in the QM's domain. As it charged, I had an idea: stab myself with a mindslave implant. Now I knew I was going to get caught at some point, so maybe I could use the old "I was a mindslave, dont shoot" excuse when things go south.

Bat and baton ready for action, I set out looking for my first victim. I found a braindead assistant in the hallway to Disposals, wearing my heirloom clown mask. I gave him a good batting, but then the chaplain came by! Oh no! I medscanned the assistant and stuffed him into the port-a-medbay to make it look like I was trying to save him. He bought it, I think. Sent it home, went out the nearest airlock, summoned it, then chucked the assistant off a catwalk. Smooooth getaway!

As I went back inside, the airlock doors were bolted, locking me in a tiny room with no escape, with the AI yelling over the radio I'd killed a crewman. Oh no! I used my classic excuse that the assistant was a vampire, which though the crew bought it, didn't convince the AI, who continued to beg for security to come arrest me.

Then, a message came over my PDA asking if I needed help. Worst case, he comes and kills me, so I replied with a yes and my whereabouts. Moments after Clowncop PD came by and handcuffed himself, a mysterious gasmasked stranger came by and hacked open the door to freedom. I bolted across the inner space courtyard, kept alive only by a coffee cup full of cryoxystylane. I smashed through a window, took a pod, and booked it to the ghost dronery to figure out what I was going to do next.

The AI was the biggest problem, so I bought an agent card and a DNA scrambler, hoping to at the very least make me hard to track. I had a brief PDA chat with my Syndicate bosses, asking them to thank their agent for saving my bacon. With a new disguise, I broke back into the station through the crew quarters... and was immediately bolted in by the AI. The crew gathered by the window, waiting for the detective to wake up.

I smashed the window and escaped back out into space, leaving the AI to voice its frustrations at the crew for being so... less-than-violent. I resolved to kill the AI, but without proper access it wasn't going to be easy. I tried to mix up a classic wall-melting chem, but the changes to thermite rendered it useless as I tried it out on Botany. I bought another mindslave implant, hoping to get the Captain to do it for me, but I only ever saw her again on the shuttle. Dang.

All the while, the crew was still trying to find the assistant I killed to dump holy water on him. The AI was not happy about that.

I returned to the station's market and had an awkward batonfight with the Clowncop, holding my own purely through the last few units of my round-start coffee IV. The AI called the shuttle, and I realized that this wild nerd chase was looking pretty bad for me. I put away my bat and told the crew that my mindslave wore off. After the Clowncop stripped me in the hallway while I kept telling him to take me to medbay and dig out my implant, he dragged me to medbay and dug out my implant. Plausible deniability! Even though the Clowncop wanted to hold me responsible for what I did as a "mindslave", he didn't press charges after the Syndicate Agent dragged me to safety.

I thanked my savior, then ran to the shuttle where I mindslaved the Captain and told her to open fire on the crew. She did, then died. Then I picked a fight with Nerdy Collins and lost. The end.

**Winklabom** · 08-18-2017, 05:54 PM

I built myself a skatepark out of computer frames as a construction borg and ascended into skateboard godhood. I achieved maximum velocity and was released from my computer frame cage.

I flew through everything in my path and ended up in space.

Then this happened:

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**Triacontakai**

Me and Tony Holmes (Crystalwarrior160) made a Prisoner's Dilemma style game using MechComp:

2 people went up into separate rooms.
There were 2 papers labelled "Ally" and "Betray", and a paper scanner.
Each person chose a paper and used it on the scanner.
If both chose Ally, they both survived and are now eternal friends bonded by trust woo
If one chose Betray, and the other chose Ally, the betrayer got a fun prize (a rare item/traitor item), but the other was executed via thrown crates
If both chose Betray, everyone dies a horrible, horrible death (through thrown crates)

Fun ensued.

Final Version:
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Slightly earlier version:
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also did i mention that going into a room bolted the door closed Cackling Aloud With Gusto

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