Booby-Trapping Vending machines.

[NewMars]

Traitor devices: Vending Machine Booby Traps.


Item 1: The Automatic Mini-Jack. 

Attach this to a vending machine and it will do one thing when anyone tries to get anything out of it: fall on them.


Item 2: The Vend-o Aggressor Chip

When attached to a vending machine this inconspicuous little patch will make it so that when used for the first time, the vending machine becomes a fully-automated turret firing sweet, nutritious death. Whenever people walk near, it will pelt them with a constant stream of whatever it contains, until it runs out or someone breaks it.

Item 3: The Vending Bomb

This one requires more time and is far more obvious to use, but is far more devastating. You have to open up the vending machine wires like you are hacking it and place it there. The next time the machine is used, it explodes, sending it's contents out in all directions as horrible, delicious shrapnel. Of course, if anyone tries to hack it before using it, they'll find the bomb.

[Berrik]

You cut the Discount Dan's Burritos - Nightmare on Elm Meat out of Old Man Jenkin's chest!

[LuigiThirty]

Item 4: Vend-Cuffs

When attached to a vending machine, the next person who tries to pick up an item they bought will be handcuffed. No tools are needed since it just sticks to the inside of the product chute. The victim can get out of the cuffs with Resist just like any other cuffs.

[poland spring]

Item 5 the shyamalan device: when they go to get the item out ITS THEIR OWN HEAD AAAA AAA AAAAAAAA

then they die because they don't have a head

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Wait wait or maybe they're alive but their voice and viewpoint stay with the head and not the body but they can only interact with stuff next to their body

[Frank_Stein]

Item 6: The item they pick gets stuck in the machine and they have to buy another to get it to fall out

[Superlagg]

Item 6: The item they pick gets stuck in the machine and they have to buy another to get it to fall out

Then that one gets stuck, and you have to keep buying items until the machine bursts and shotgun-blasts the whole room with hot coffee and chicken soup.