Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Winklabom]

That one time I found a light grenade in one of the artifacts in the artlab, activated it, and tossed it in the hallway above the medbay.


I came back 5 minutes later only to find out that every tiles around it were covered in personal belongings and clothes.

[UrsulaMejor]

I came up with an idea
Haine made it real
This is the result

[BaneOfGiygas]

The admins decided to spawn a disaster round while I was the AI. Since I had nothing better to do, I proceeded to megalomaniacally taunt the crew in regards to their fate, resulting in a lot of sayings such as the following, which I uttered upon being asked if there was a Chaplain:

"There is no Chaplain. And there is no god."

I, later on, got ion storm'd and got a law saying that the station was behind on their bills and that the AI/Cyborgs were to serve as repo men. Not really being able to do much myself, I determined that the CREW MEMBERS THEMSELVES had to be repossessed, and swiftly bolted escape, trapping them on the shuttle. (There was an override clause, by the way.) If it wasn't for the fact that someone had an RCD, they probably wouldn't have made it.

[parf]

Melvin Bee (Scientist) [145.9] says, "I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THIS"



the li'l space spider hisses!
the healthy li'l space spider hisses!
the healthy li'l space spider dives on Flippy the Clown!
the healthy li'l space spider bites Flippy the Clown!
Flippy the Clown blows up the balloon and somehow twists it into a spider!
the healthy li'l space spider bites Flippy the Clown!
the healthy li'l space spider bites Flippy the Clown!

[Dr_Bee]

Melvin Bee (Scientist) [145.9] says, "I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THIS"



the li'l space spider hisses!
the healthy li'l space spider hisses!
the healthy li'l space spider dives on Flippy the Clown!
the healthy li'l space spider bites Flippy the Clown!
Flippy the Clown blows up the balloon and somehow twists it into a spider!
the healthy li'l space spider bites Flippy the Clown!
the healthy li'l space spider bites Flippy the Clown!

As god as my witness I swear I thought it would create cute spiders and spider tiles

[Winklabom]

Living quirky machinery charges at Swasksilo Humbulembe!
Living quirky machinery leaps at Swasksilo Humbulembe!
Swasksilo Humbulembe hits Living quirky machinery with the knife!
Living quirky machinery flinches!
Living quirky machinery charges at Swasksilo Humbulembe!
Living quirky machinery leaps at Swasksilo Humbulembe!
Swasksilo Humbulembe hits Living quirky machinery with the knife!
Living quirky machinery slams into Swasksilo Humbulembe!
Swasksilo Humbulembe hits Living quirky machinery with the knife!
Living quirky machinery stops moving!
Living quirky machinery dies!
Swasksilo Humbulembe hits Living quirky machinery with the knife!
You butcher Living quirky machinery.
Swasksilo Humbulembe says, "What"

[Asmadeus]

Welcome in Hell.

[atomic1fire]

An admin made several people into blobs, I got to be a blob and decided to plant in morgue.

Medbay was too busy chasing a wraith, so I decided to help the wraith by hugging medbay with blob goo.

Needless to say between some other pink blob and my large white blob, those poor guys had to evacuate medbay. I also filled genetics and started working on making sure no one could fight the blobs by eating the closest fuel tank.

[Spy_Guy]

I issued forth a contest to create a shrine to one of the station's trusty critters for the price of a goodybox filled with various things.



Grayshift accepted the challenge and nailed it.
As a prize they got an owl gun, a pet eclectus and a rock-it launcher loaded with five bears. Much hilarity ensued.

[Haine]

MEDZORD says, "PLEASE STOP PUNCHING ME"



MEDZORD says, "CRIMINAL DETECTED"



MEDZORD says, "INITIATING HUNT PROTOCOLS"

[pizzatiger]

MEDZORD says, "PLEASE STOP PUNCHING ME"



MEDZORD says, "CRIMINAL DETECTED"



MEDZORD says, "INITIATING HUNT PROTOCOLS"

I caused medzord to kill himself by telling him that he was the source of crime! Does make me a hero or villian?

[Conor12]

I loved people trying to punch the MEDZORD. What did they think would happen?

Happened enough that it went to the boxing ring to beat them all up. The ring got pipe-bombed by Reginald P. Farthing.

Reginald was swiftly hunted down.

[UrsulaMejor]

This wraith got ice cubed.
He then possessed the cube he was in.
A+

[AmosMoses]

Only William Pycroft is human. Uploaded by William Pycroft (Captain)
Everyone is William Pycroft Uploaded by Honkatrix (Clown)

[babayetu83]

i think my 4min syndicate round was good