Best moments ever thread 2.0

[UrsulaMejor]

Masquerade ball

[Haine]

Also, that one AI flipping in the corner? He did not stop flipping. The entire time.

hey now I wasn't flipping CONSTANTLY, just rapidly

and also a lot

I have no emote cooldown and damned if I'm not going to take advantage of that when the opportunity arises

[VictorMAngoStein]

That reminds me, what do you have to do to get no emote cooldown (i remember dotty spud having it one time but then she got admingibbed)

[Sam Guivene]

That reminds me, what do you have to do to get no emote cooldown (i remember dotty spud having it one time but then she got admingibbed)

There is no emote cooldown from what I know, you can spam commands easily as hell, of course, some of them cause lag, especially when its the throw command, the flip command, the slap command, the scream command, or the fart command

[KikiMofo]

That reminds me, what do you have to do to get no emote cooldown (i remember dotty spud having it one time but then she got admingibbed)

Admins have no emote cooldown FYI.

[VictorMAngoStein]

That reminds me, what do you have to do to get no emote cooldown (i remember dotty spud having it one time but then she got admingibbed)

There is no emote cooldown from what I know, you can spam commands easily as hell, of course, some of them cause lag, especially when its the throw command, the flip command, the slap command, the scream command, or the fart command

When you push somone down you normally have enough tie to fart on them 3 times before they get up but I've seen people absolutely machine gun the fart emote (and scream, in the case of an admin character.)

[Sam Guivene]

That reminds me, what do you have to do to get no emote cooldown (i remember dotty spud having it one time but then she got admingibbed)

There is no emote cooldown from what I know, you can spam commands easily as hell, of course, some of them cause lag, especially when its the throw command, the flip command, the slap command, the scream command, or the fart command

When you push somone down you normally have enough tie to fart on them 3 times before they get up but I've seen people absolutely machine gun the fart emote (and scream, in the case of an admin character.)

I've also seen people spam throwing and catching an item to the point where it actually was lagging me and my fellow geneticist out, we had to ahelp repeatedly and the guy got gibbed.

[KikiMofo]

Admins have no cool downs on emotes but through the slapping bug you can machinegun the farts. If you don't see someone slapping while farting or screaming it's most likely an admin and the constant throw catch thing is a bug when you are next to a wall and toss an item into the wall while holding the throwing hotkey. It makes you constant catch throw.

[BaneOfGiygas]

I spawned as a traitorous Captain, and was just about to start my diabolical, gimmick-fueled run, when a curiosity came over the radio: A particular Mechanic was coming out as a traitor...but announced that he was going to be mass-producing c-sabers.

I immediately, from my office, ordered myself three mindslavers. I had an idea.

First things first, I stopped by the AI upload and gave him a new law saying that he had to speak like Yoda at all times...and, eventually, someone else went in, changed its name to Yoda, and delivered a green lightsaber to the upload. I promptly jaunted over to engineering and picked myself up a purple light saber because hell yeah purple lightsabers. On my way out, I let the Mechanic know that I was a traitor too, and let him in on my plan. His response was that of amusement, and he continued production while I set to work. I tagged a fellow with a mindslaver, brought him to a fairly secluded area, and instructed to him that he was a Sith Lord, and was to wreak havoc across the station. I brought him over to customs, gave him an orange lightsaber, an all-access ID, a job change to "Sith Lord" and a name change to "Darth Pubbs". I then sent him on his merry way. Later, I went down to check up on the mechanic and found a THIRD TRAITOR, and gave him the role of the Jedi Master known as Master Greytide, and he was charged with protecting the station from any eeeeevildoers.

I then tagged someone, a particular Joe Pubs, with my second mindslaver and made him into a bounty hunter who had the hit on both Darth Pubbs and Master Greytide, and gave him an e-gun to help with this. Before long, an epic three-way battle went down in the hallway, and I retreated to my office, satisfied.

All the while, there was a virus going on that the admins had spawned at some point...the yoda plague. In addition to randomly combusting into flames and sneezing, the crew was subject to randomly blurting out words of wisdom. Eventually, later into the round, they spawned a small chamber near arrivals that housed a plutonium elemental; an amorphous, pulsating mass of plutonium that shot out energy bolts. As the round reached its end, I got my third mindslave, a scientist hanging out in chemistry at the time whose name I completely forget. After healing him, I told him that he was another bounty hunter, but his hit was on everyone on the station except for myself and the traitor mechanic. Confirming his orders, he set to work, and I called the AI to call the shuttle. I went to escape, kicked back, had some tea...and promptly burst into ashes.

As the round reached its conclusion, many a brave adventurer tried and failed to slay the plutonium elemental, but only one man ended up doing the deed: None other than the c-saber maker himself, slaying the being with his red saber. It dropped a plutonium core, which unfortunately, did not see much use, for the shuttle promptly arrived.

All in all, the best round I've had to date.

[Amuys]

Where did all those basket hats of fruit come from?

[UrsulaMejor]

Burned down the entire station from the inside of a pod. C:

[Archenteron]

Where did all those basket hats of fruit come from?

Carmen Miranda's Ghost is haunting Space Station 13

[Haine]

[Silvercloud29]

I was playing as a CE, Wondering around the station though the chaos when I came back to QM to see how my guys were doing...

Ducks... Ducks everywhere, Every floor tile of the QM department was nothing but amusing ducks. (I should of taken a screenshot)
During my "What the fuck is with all the ducks!?" Moment. One of the QMs start shouting about getting all the ducks in a crate for the shuttle.

I told them good luck and ran off. I went over to the AI chamber because earlier someone programmed a kill all the bees on station law and tossed the freeform disk out. I found it and was promptly mugged, so I wanted to make sure no one was uploading any more laws. Shuttle came, I walked to the shuttle at about 1 min before it left... Ducks, SO MANY DUCKS!

[Bandit]

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A mysterious force smites Almost Lance King (as Lance King)!
Gulliver Green catches the left leg!