Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Spy_Guy]

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This is Conor The Doomed!
Conor The Doomed has a Radio Headset by his mouth.
Conor The Doomed has a toilet in his right hand.
Conor The Doomed looks slightly injured!
Conor The Doomed has the toilet attached as a right arm!
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Conor The Doomed has grabbed Robert Green passively!
Charline Kruse slurs, "I nneeeedd"
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Charline Kruse slurs, "AA CHHAAIINsshhhAAWW"
Conor The Doomed says, "ahahahaha"
Robert Green says, "HAHAHA"
Charline Kruse mumbles.
Charline Kruse hiccups.
Conor The Doomed says, "charline"
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Charline Kruse passively!
You give Charline Kruse a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!

[Grizzwold]

A still image doesn't really do it justice. The miracle matter floors kept changing colors and it was glorious.

[Wydamn]

um
UM
I done messed up.

All that space gold couldn't save him from that loafsome fate

[neogeo0823]

A lone assistant joined the round and promptly found himself in possession of a cursed cluwne mask. After realizing he couldn't take it off, and thus couldn't communicate, he went braindead. Instead of gibbing his body or something, me and Saul had a different idea.

A few minutes later, and


Overall, a very good round.

[parf]

The the laser comes to life!
Living laser charges at Ulric Ingram!

[Splatpope]

A still image doesn't really do it justice. The miracle matter floors kept changing colors and it was glorious.

this is literally escape every round ever

[Convair880]

[Ikkonoishi]

[Crumplehat]

a thing

Oh man that's the sort of thing that makes me sort of kind of miss the singularity engine sometimes, if only because that's the only way I've ever managed to get those stupid generators to work.

[Convair880]

Heavy lasers unfortunately don't charge generators anymore, probably due to a bug in the projectile code. I've had to manually edit their vars to keep them online.

[Noah Buttes]

Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Noah Buttes says, "Hail satan"
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Cyborg Phi-87 [145.9] states, "Apparently joking about making a killing on the black market is grounds for summary execution."
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario slurs, "Chaplain"
Noah Buttes says, "Your friend is probs out cold"
Sheep [145.9] states, "Wow, that is rude."
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Noah Buttes says, "he drank a shit-ton of liqour"
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario slurs, "Whaff a jerg."
Noah Buttes says, "I can bring him through my 10 step alcohol rehabilitation program"
Ruben Dario slurs, "Alrighffy"

Later,

You cut into Dick James Pitch's chest with the scalpel!
You cut Dick James Pitch's chest open with the scalpel!
You saw Dick James Pitch's ribcage open with the circular saw!
Perdu Pyrocroft [145.9] says, "Well killing like that, i would aggree"
Brenden Hardy [145.9] says, "Thank you, AI"
You cut into Dick James Pitch's chest with the scalpel!
You cut Dick James Pitch's aorta and vena cava with the scalpel!
Noah Buttes exclaims, "HAIL SATAN!"
You cut out Dick James Pitch's heart with the circular saw!

[UrsulaMejor]

[Lavastage]

Sanic the HedgeGeon


how the hell

[Noah Buttes]

Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Mahchoh Menn yells out a battle cry!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
Wraith screeches incomprehensibly!
DEAD: Wraith (Wraith) moans, "I took superheated plasma straight from the loop and pushed it into medbay"
Mahchoh Menn clotheslines Wraith into oblivion!

[SgtBriar]

Skullbot beeps, "i have a bone to pick with you"
Skullbot beeps, "clak clak"
Skullbot beeps, "clak clak"
Xiphos Volund seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Terrell Wilkerson kicks Xiphos Volund!
Skullbot beeps, "clak"
Skullbot beeps, "clak clak"
Skullbot beeps, "this is very humerus"

10/10 addition, buttbots move over