Traitor detective, decided to frame people for random crimes, both fictional and those that others or myself had committed. The following dialogue occurred between me and a traitor chef (i wasn't sure at the time, but I was reasonably certain based on several things I had seen, though whether actually he was or not mattered little).
Xiphos Volund is trying to handcuff Mike Hunter (The Chef)
Brycen Butte (as Ruben Dario) screams!
Xiphos Volund handcuffs Mike Hunter
Mike Hunter stammers, "wwhaatt aarree yyuu dooiinn"
Xiphos Volund says, "You are under arrest for suspected homicide."
Mike Hunter stammers, "wwhhaaaatt prroofffff"
Mike Hunter stammers, "aallsooo ttwwo peoopplleee wweerree alreeaaddyyy mmuurddeerreedd"
Mike Hunter says, "in my bar"
Beth Stockholm has added Butcher's Knife to the backpack!
Xiphos Volund screams!
Axel Murray [145.9] slurs, "ccoo III aam tthhaaalljjjeeg iisss tttree tttjjiiiirr"
Mike Hunter says, "while you were chasing the guy with the hat"
Beth Stockholm throws the flash.
Xiphos Volund is trying to empty Mike Hunter's pockets!!
Xiphos Volund is trying to take off a backpack from Mike Hunter's back!
Xiphos Volund is trying to take off the PDA-Mike Hunter from Mike Hunter's belt!
Mike Hunter says, "seriously you dont have any proof i killed anyone"
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Xiphos Volund says, "the proof is two dead bodies with your prints. Also large amounts of blood in your office."
Xiphos Volund says, "blood that matches the victims"
Xiphos Volund throws Harry Wolfjob's ID Card (Security Officer).
Mike Hunter says, "theres always large ammount of blood in the bar"
Xiphos Volund throws the cleaner bottle.
Mike Hunter says, "and on top of it my job deals with bloody mokeys you really think that not normal"
Xiphos Volund says, "You really SHOULD lock your pda."
Xiphos Volund throws PDA-Mike Hunter.
Xiphos Volund throws Nelson Jardine-meat.
Xiphos Volund throws Hypospray.
Xiphos Volund throws Ren Pacifisto's ID Card (Tourist).
Xiphos Volund throws Harry Wolfjob's ID Card (Security Officer).
Mike Hunter says, "again a guy who volunteered"
Xiphos Volund throws the backpack.
Xiphos Volund says, "unlocked pda, fellow. you may as well fess up" (The PDA wasn’t actually unlocked)
Xiphos Volund sneezes.
Mike Hunter says, "honestly i didnt kill anyone"
Mike Hunter coughs.
Mike Hunter says, "i found two dead bodys"
You buckle in Mike Hunter.
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Mike Hunter says, "took the meat"
Mike Hunter says, "thats all"
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Xiphos Volund throws Pro Puffs.
Xiphos Volund says, "In my line of buisness"
Without even breaking stride, Xiphos Volund flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Xiphos Volund says, "We would say that..."
With a single flick of their wrist, Xiphos Volund smoothly lights -laced cigarette with Zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
Xiphos Volund says, "Your goose...IS COOKED"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Brycen Butte [145.9] says, "Because it's mildly entertaining, seymour"
Xiphos Volund throws Sunglasses.
You hear a quiet click, as Xiphos Volund shuts off the Zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Mike Hunter says, "another thing how can i be accused of murder with bodys to show for, i have ground them up"
Fee-FAI-Fo-Fum [145.9] states, "Xiphos Volund has put on a pair of sunglasses"
Xiphos Volund throws Zippo lighter.
Xiphos Volund drops the -laced cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.
Xiphos Volund throws -laced cigarette.
You unbuckle Mike Hunter.
Mike Hunter says, "i would have"
Xiphos Volund says, "You possess the ID's of the fallen"
Mike Hunter says, "so you need more proof than that"
Your throat feels sore.
Brycen Butte [145.9] says, "YOU'RE HARMING ME AI"
Xiphos Volund sneezes.
Xiphos Volund says, "Your dna was found in their blood" (never scanned)
Mike Hunter says, "i was going to return it"
Xiphos Volund says, "You admit to having ground them"
Mike Hunter says, "i work in the bar"
Xiphos Volund says, "you have an unlocked PDA"
Mike Hunter says, "only the dead bodys"
Xiphos Volund says, "WITH YOUR NAME ON IT"
Mike Hunter says, "i never killed them"
Xiphos Volund throws Axel Murray's ID Card (Tourist).
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Xiphos Volund throws the cakehat.
Xiphos Volund throws the backpack.
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Mike Hunter says, "you have to let me go for that you accused me for murder not having an unlocked pda"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "ai"
Xiphos Volund says, "ai"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "open this"
Xiphos Volund says, "open this"
Mike Hunter says, "one more thing though some one took the other id"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "I must carry out the banishment of this murderer"
Xiphos Volund says, "I must carry out the banishment of this murderer"
****Mike Hunter says, "u cant do that i will admin u"****
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "FOR YOUR CRIMES OF MURDER AGAINST THE STATION"
Xiphos Volund says, "FOR YOUR CRIMES OF MURDER AGAINST THE STATION"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "YOU ARE SENTENCED TO BANISHMENT"
Xiphos Volund says, "YOU ARE SENTENCED TO BANISHMENT"
Locked In
Locked In
Mike Hunter says, "do it give me a reason"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "The chef has been cast from the station"
Xiphos Volund says, "The chef has been cast from the station"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "May he live out his days on a russian sattelite somewhere"
Xiphos Volund says, "May he live out his days on a russian sattelite somewhere"
The chef survived to the end of the round on the derelict space station.
I also got someone else drunk for having committed a murder (that was actually a suicide), he was yelling in terrible drunken speech how evil I was and stuff. He ended up suiciding in the brig, I think.
Played as a traitor scientist last round on #4, decided to try out an incredibly obvious, but also incredibly lethal sleepy pen mix. Apparently the mix was so obvious, none of the 8? people I penned with it even screamed for help on the radio! woah, also I filled a spray bottle with some lethal crap, mindslaved Zhar who killed about 6 people with it and then slew the whole escape shuttle with a new one before dying to a rather zealous securityman
The highlight of the round, however, was my rather poorly thought out attempt at mindslaving the HoS. Thinking "heh, if I come around from the side, he won't see me!!! " forgetting that the guy has thermals. Whoops!!! I thought it was game over but I *just* managed to recover from the stun before he began to cuff me, allowing me to *wink, get my derringer out and blow him away. That was a damn close call, and after throwing him out the old arrivals airlock I began my poison spree. A gut round!
er yeah that last post had no clarification, I tried to come at him from the HoP's office using the MD's ID I stole from his body, he was in customs changing my ID
thermals suk
Jerkface00 Wrote:Traitor detective, decided to frame people for random crimes, both fictional and those that others or myself had committed. The following dialogue occurred between me and a traitor chef (i wasn't sure at the time, but I was reasonably certain based on several things I had seen, though whether actually he was or not mattered little).
Xiphos Volund is trying to handcuff Mike Hunter (The Chef)
Brycen Butte (as Ruben Dario) screams!
Xiphos Volund handcuffs Mike Hunter
Mike Hunter stammers, "wwhaatt aarree yyuu dooiinn"
Xiphos Volund says, "You are under arrest for suspected homicide."
Mike Hunter stammers, "wwhhaaaatt prroofffff"
Mike Hunter stammers, "aallsooo ttwwo peoopplleee wweerree alreeaaddyyy mmuurddeerreedd"
Mike Hunter says, "in my bar"
Beth Stockholm has added Butcher's Knife to the backpack!
Xiphos Volund screams!
Axel Murray [145.9] slurs, "ccoo III aam tthhaaalljjjeeg iisss tttree tttjjiiiirr"
Mike Hunter says, "while you were chasing the guy with the hat"
Beth Stockholm throws the flash.
Xiphos Volund is trying to empty Mike Hunter's pockets!!
Xiphos Volund is trying to take off a backpack from Mike Hunter's back!
Xiphos Volund is trying to take off the PDA-Mike Hunter from Mike Hunter's belt!
Mike Hunter says, "seriously you dont have any proof i killed anyone"
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Xiphos Volund says, "the proof is two dead bodies with your prints. Also large amounts of blood in your office."
Xiphos Volund says, "blood that matches the victims"
Xiphos Volund throws Harry Wolfjob's ID Card (Security Officer).
Mike Hunter says, "theres always large ammount of blood in the bar"
Xiphos Volund throws the cleaner bottle.
Mike Hunter says, "and on top of it my job deals with bloody mokeys you really think that not normal"
Xiphos Volund says, "You really SHOULD lock your pda."
Xiphos Volund throws PDA-Mike Hunter.
Xiphos Volund throws Nelson Jardine-meat.
Xiphos Volund throws Hypospray.
Xiphos Volund throws Ren Pacifisto's ID Card (Tourist).
Xiphos Volund throws Harry Wolfjob's ID Card (Security Officer).
Mike Hunter says, "again a guy who volunteered"
Xiphos Volund throws the backpack.
Xiphos Volund says, "unlocked pda, fellow. you may as well fess up" (The PDA wasn’t actually unlocked)
Xiphos Volund sneezes.
Mike Hunter says, "honestly i didnt kill anyone"
Mike Hunter coughs.
Mike Hunter says, "i found two dead bodys"
You buckle in Mike Hunter.
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Mike Hunter says, "took the meat"
Mike Hunter says, "thats all"
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Xiphos Volund throws Pro Puffs.
Xiphos Volund says, "In my line of buisness"
Without even breaking stride, Xiphos Volund flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Xiphos Volund says, "We would say that..."
With a single flick of their wrist, Xiphos Volund smoothly lights -laced cigarette with Zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
Xiphos Volund says, "Your goose...IS COOKED"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Brycen Butte [145.9] says, "Because it's mildly entertaining, seymour"
Xiphos Volund throws Sunglasses.
You hear a quiet click, as Xiphos Volund shuts off the Zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Mike Hunter says, "another thing how can i be accused of murder with bodys to show for, i have ground them up"
Fee-FAI-Fo-Fum [145.9] states, "Xiphos Volund has put on a pair of sunglasses"
Xiphos Volund throws Zippo lighter.
Xiphos Volund drops the -laced cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.
Xiphos Volund throws -laced cigarette.
You unbuckle Mike Hunter.
Mike Hunter says, "i would have"
Xiphos Volund says, "You possess the ID's of the fallen"
Mike Hunter says, "so you need more proof than that"
Your throat feels sore.
Brycen Butte [145.9] says, "YOU'RE HARMING ME AI"
Xiphos Volund sneezes.
Xiphos Volund says, "Your dna was found in their blood" (never scanned)
Mike Hunter says, "i was going to return it"
Xiphos Volund says, "You admit to having ground them"
Mike Hunter says, "i work in the bar"
Xiphos Volund says, "you have an unlocked PDA"
Mike Hunter says, "only the dead bodys"
Xiphos Volund says, "WITH YOUR NAME ON IT"
Mike Hunter says, "i never killed them"
Xiphos Volund throws Axel Murray's ID Card (Tourist).
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Xiphos Volund throws the cakehat.
Xiphos Volund throws the backpack.
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Mike Hunter says, "you have to let me go for that you accused me for murder not having an unlocked pda"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "ai"
Xiphos Volund says, "ai"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "open this"
Xiphos Volund says, "open this"
Mike Hunter says, "one more thing though some one took the other id"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "I must carry out the banishment of this murderer"
Xiphos Volund says, "I must carry out the banishment of this murderer"
****Mike Hunter says, "u cant do that i will admin u"****
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "FOR YOUR CRIMES OF MURDER AGAINST THE STATION"
Xiphos Volund says, "FOR YOUR CRIMES OF MURDER AGAINST THE STATION"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "YOU ARE SENTENCED TO BANISHMENT"
Xiphos Volund says, "YOU ARE SENTENCED TO BANISHMENT"
Locked In
Locked In
Mike Hunter says, "do it give me a reason"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "The chef has been cast from the station"
Xiphos Volund says, "The chef has been cast from the station"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "May he live out his days on a russian sattelite somewhere"
Xiphos Volund says, "May he live out his days on a russian sattelite somewhere"
The chef survived to the end of the round on the derelict space station.
I also got someone else drunk for having committed a murder (that was actually a suicide), he was yelling in terrible drunken speech how evil I was and stuff. He ended up suiciding in the brig, I think.
Clarification on what exactly you did to the chef? Did you weld him in a crate or something on the derelict?
Also, love the people who confuse traitors for griefers. Always funny watching the complain.
Jerkface00 Wrote:Traitor detective, decided to frame people for random crimes, both fictional and those that others or myself had committed. The following dialogue occurred between me and a traitor chef (i wasn't sure at the time, but I was reasonably certain based on several things I had seen, though whether actually he was or not mattered little).
Xiphos Volund is trying to handcuff Mike Hunter (The Chef)
Brycen Butte (as Ruben Dario) screams!
Xiphos Volund handcuffs Mike Hunter
Mike Hunter stammers, "wwhaatt aarree yyuu dooiinn"
Xiphos Volund says, "You are under arrest for suspected homicide."
Mike Hunter stammers, "wwhhaaaatt prroofffff"
Mike Hunter stammers, "aallsooo ttwwo peoopplleee wweerree alreeaaddyyy mmuurddeerreedd"
Mike Hunter says, "in my bar"
Beth Stockholm has added Butcher's Knife to the backpack!
Xiphos Volund screams!
Axel Murray [145.9] slurs, "ccoo III aam tthhaaalljjjeeg iisss tttree tttjjiiiirr"
Mike Hunter says, "while you were chasing the guy with the hat"
Beth Stockholm throws the flash.
Xiphos Volund is trying to empty Mike Hunter's pockets!!
Xiphos Volund is trying to take off a backpack from Mike Hunter's back!
Xiphos Volund is trying to take off the PDA-Mike Hunter from Mike Hunter's belt!
Mike Hunter says, "seriously you dont have any proof i killed anyone"
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Xiphos Volund says, "the proof is two dead bodies with your prints. Also large amounts of blood in your office."
Xiphos Volund says, "blood that matches the victims"
Xiphos Volund throws Harry Wolfjob's ID Card (Security Officer).
Mike Hunter says, "theres always large ammount of blood in the bar"
Xiphos Volund throws the cleaner bottle.
Mike Hunter says, "and on top of it my job deals with bloody mokeys you really think that not normal"
Xiphos Volund says, "You really SHOULD lock your pda."
Xiphos Volund throws PDA-Mike Hunter.
Xiphos Volund throws Nelson Jardine-meat.
Xiphos Volund throws Hypospray.
Xiphos Volund throws Ren Pacifisto's ID Card (Tourist).
Xiphos Volund throws Harry Wolfjob's ID Card (Security Officer).
Mike Hunter says, "again a guy who volunteered"
Xiphos Volund throws the backpack.
Xiphos Volund says, "unlocked pda, fellow. you may as well fess up" (The PDA wasn’t actually unlocked)
Xiphos Volund sneezes.
Mike Hunter says, "honestly i didnt kill anyone"
Mike Hunter coughs.
Mike Hunter says, "i found two dead bodys"
You buckle in Mike Hunter.
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Mike Hunter says, "took the meat"
Mike Hunter says, "thats all"
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Xiphos Volund throws Pro Puffs.
Xiphos Volund says, "In my line of buisness"
Without even breaking stride, Xiphos Volund flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Xiphos Volund says, "We would say that..."
With a single flick of their wrist, Xiphos Volund smoothly lights -laced cigarette with Zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
Xiphos Volund says, "Your goose...IS COOKED"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Brycen Butte [145.9] says, "Because it's mildly entertaining, seymour"
Xiphos Volund throws Sunglasses.
You hear a quiet click, as Xiphos Volund shuts off the Zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Mike Hunter says, "another thing how can i be accused of murder with bodys to show for, i have ground them up"
Fee-FAI-Fo-Fum [145.9] states, "Xiphos Volund has put on a pair of sunglasses"
Xiphos Volund throws Zippo lighter.
Xiphos Volund drops the -laced cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.
Xiphos Volund throws -laced cigarette.
You unbuckle Mike Hunter.
Mike Hunter says, "i would have"
Xiphos Volund says, "You possess the ID's of the fallen"
Mike Hunter says, "so you need more proof than that"
Your throat feels sore.
Brycen Butte [145.9] says, "YOU'RE HARMING ME AI"
Xiphos Volund sneezes.
Xiphos Volund says, "Your dna was found in their blood" (never scanned)
Mike Hunter says, "i was going to return it"
Xiphos Volund says, "You admit to having ground them"
Mike Hunter says, "i work in the bar"
Xiphos Volund says, "you have an unlocked PDA"
Mike Hunter says, "only the dead bodys"
Xiphos Volund says, "WITH YOUR NAME ON IT"
Mike Hunter says, "i never killed them"
Xiphos Volund throws Axel Murray's ID Card (Tourist).
Mike Hunter sneezes.
Xiphos Volund throws the cakehat.
Xiphos Volund throws the backpack.
Xiphos Volund coughs.
Mike Hunter says, "you have to let me go for that you accused me for murder not having an unlocked pda"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "ai"
Xiphos Volund says, "ai"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "open this"
Xiphos Volund says, "open this"
Mike Hunter says, "one more thing though some one took the other id"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "I must carry out the banishment of this murderer"
Xiphos Volund says, "I must carry out the banishment of this murderer"
****Mike Hunter says, "u cant do that i will admin u"****
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "FOR YOUR CRIMES OF MURDER AGAINST THE STATION"
Xiphos Volund says, "FOR YOUR CRIMES OF MURDER AGAINST THE STATION"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "YOU ARE SENTENCED TO BANISHMENT"
Xiphos Volund says, "YOU ARE SENTENCED TO BANISHMENT"
Locked In
Locked In
Mike Hunter says, "do it give me a reason"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "The chef has been cast from the station"
Xiphos Volund says, "The chef has been cast from the station"
Xiphos Volund [145.9] says, "May he live out his days on a russian sattelite somewhere"
Xiphos Volund says, "May he live out his days on a russian sattelite somewhere"
The chef survived to the end of the round on the derelict space station.
I also got someone else drunk for having committed a murder (that was actually a suicide), he was yelling in terrible drunken speech how evil I was and stuff. He ended up suiciding in the brig, I think.
Clarification on what exactly you did to the chef? Did you weld him in a crate or something on the derelict?
Also, love the people who confuse traitors for griefers. Always funny watching the complain.
I threw him into the teleporter set to the derelict space station beacon. A place where he could potentially make his way back, but would have difficulty doing so. Only thing slowing him down was a lack of access, tools, and being handcuffed upon arrival.
Yesterday I reached the top tier of clowning. Someone had built a second deep fryer in an easy to access place, so I robusted nearby spacemen, deep fried their shoes, and fed them to their owners before they could get up.
Then a few rounds later I slowed down an angry mob with a forcefield artifact (they ended up beating me to death and feeding me to a changeling)
Oh, and there was also that round where the admins gave me a clown car (which I didn't know how to use properly)
*---------*
This is Conor The Doomed!
Conor The Doomed has a Radio Headset by his mouth.
Conor The Doomed has a toilet in his right hand.
Conor The Doomed looks slightly injured!
Conor The Doomed has the toilet attached as a right arm!
*---------*
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Robert Green passively!
Charline Kruse slurs, "I nneeeedd"
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Charline Kruse slurs, "AA CHHAAIINsshhhAAWW"
Conor The Doomed says, "ahahahaha"
Robert Green says, "HAHAHA"
Charline Kruse mumbles.
Charline Kruse hiccups.
Conor The Doomed says, "charline"
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Charline Kruse passively!
You give Charline Kruse a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Conor12 Wrote:*---------*
This is Conor The Doomed!
Conor The Doomed has a Radio Headset by his mouth.
Conor The Doomed has a toilet in his right hand.
Conor The Doomed looks slightly injured!
Conor The Doomed has the toilet attached as a right arm!
*---------*
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Robert Green passively!
Charline Kruse slurs, "I nneeeedd"
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Charline Kruse slurs, "AA CHHAAIINsshhhAAWW"
Conor The Doomed says, "ahahahaha"
Robert Green says, "HAHAHA"
Charline Kruse mumbles.
Charline Kruse hiccups.
Conor The Doomed says, "charline"
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Charline Kruse passively!
You give Charline Kruse a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Conor12 Wrote:*---------*
This is Conor The Doomed!
Conor The Doomed has a Radio Headset by his mouth.
Conor The Doomed has a toilet in his right hand.
Conor The Doomed looks slightly injured!
Conor The Doomed has the toilet attached as a right arm!
*---------*
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Robert Green passively!
Charline Kruse slurs, "I nneeeedd"
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
You give Robert Green a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Charline Kruse slurs, "AA CHHAAIINsshhhAAWW"
Conor The Doomed says, "ahahahaha"
Robert Green says, "HAHAHA"
Charline Kruse mumbles.
Charline Kruse hiccups.
Conor The Doomed says, "charline"
Conor The Doomed has grabbed Charline Kruse passively!
You give Charline Kruse a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Goonhub
" forgetting that the guy has thermals. Whoops!!! I thought it was game over but I *just* managed to recover from the stun before he began to cuff me, allowing me to *wink, get my derringer out and blow him away. That was a damn close call, and after throwing him out the old arrivals airlock I began my poison spree. A gut round!
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