Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Readster]

I can't help but be amused by this.

[Lavastage]

I can't help but be amused by this.

I was giggling the whole time like a maniac.

[atomic1fire]

I don't know how or why someone would make a server crashing monster sandwich, but it's hilarious.

[thehman03]

The new mining dock:

Spoiler!

"OH SHIT REGINALD WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAAAAAASH"

"I'M DRUNGGH. WHEEEEEE!"

*crash*

[thehman03]

Sorry for the double post but this is just too good.



A whole lot of anima'd mops. Dear lord.

[TheTrixRabitt]

Three AI's at the same time.

Robopop(Red), Syndrone(Blue), and I was AI-84 Calculator(Green).

[Weavel]

I used mutagen and mutadone to safely mutate myself fat, and with my powers as the HoP I created a new superhero: Fatman, with a hunger for crime and snacks!

Suddenly, Fatman got mindslaved and told to go kill everyone in medbay, so after filling up a box with soda and candy bars I sprinted to medbay with a newfound meth addiction

As Fatman, I managed to take on and kill 8 people while completely unarmed and fat as fuck. I waddled two and fro while lumping the everloving shit out of the doctors, the botanists and the assorted staff, all while an admin looped the Batman TV show theme at different octaves and speeds over and over.

Eventually I ate so much junk food I went into hyperglycemic shock, the music stopped and I was being beaten to death by an assistant...
when suddenly Fatman stands up
and the music immediately starts again

I genuinely killed at very minimum 8 well prepared people with nothing except my fists while fatter than Dennis Nedry, dressed as Batman with a crippling methamphetamine addiction and a hunger for sugary snacks so violent that I put myself into a diabetic coma and missed the shuttle.

nanananananana, FAT MAAAAN

[Newt King]

That is fucking gold. As a side note, being fat should change your speech to: "Fatman wheezes "Time to.... Take a BITE out of crime!"" (The wheezing, I mean)

[Zadeon]

They were (mostly) ALL EMAGGED.

[Haine]

They were (mostly) ALL EMAGGED.

The AI was also subverted, and a few of us were syndieborgs! (Fun fact - the traitor overlay is visible on ghosts as well! It was neat watching them float through the station.)

The only humans to escape were Jenny Antonsson, the syndicate roboticist, and Jezebel Palmer, the brave clown who stole the HoP's ID and stopped some of the borgs from being killswitched. They very well may have been the only humans alive, as well.

A very fun round.

[AffableGiraffe]

i figured out how to move around while in a welded locker c:

[Lavastage]

Was a wiz alone on the server with nothing to do

eventually at the 60 minute mark I got bored, so I did this:

Spoiler!

don't worry I locked myself in a locker to wait for the air to run out, so the round eventually did end.

[AffableGiraffe]

also here's a best lion

shiny as fuck.

[Lavastage]

Of course me being an idiot, I forgot to actually put in what I did.
this is the real one.



Was a wiz alone on the server with nothing to do

eventually at the 60 minute mark I got bored, so I did this:

Spoiler!

don't worry I locked myself in a locker to wait for the air to run out, so the round eventually did end.

[Spy_Guy]

Of course me being an idiot, I forgot to actually put in what I did.
this is the real one.



Was a wiz alone on the server with nothing to do

eventually at the 60 minute mark I got bored, so I did this:

Spoiler!

don't worry I locked myself in a locker to wait for the air to run out, so the round eventually did end.

People like you are a huge part of the problem with the low pop servers.
Never do this again.