Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Fox McCloud]

There can never be too many Greater Domestic Space Bees

[Lavastage]

There can never be too many Greater Domestic Space Bees

This. It is now my next goal to get more than that amount of bees in one round.

[Zuggeh]

A recent round on LLJK #4 had me as a changeling. There were only a handful of us playing, so I decided to not immediately start killing people and instead started hunting down monkeys. The AI or somebody must have seen me drag one away, because out of nowhere the captain and AI shell rushed me and killed me. Luckily, I had neurotox'd the cap before I went down, so he got headspidered. He had locked himself in disposals and instructed the AI to gib him once I gained control. I wasn't going to give up so easily, and the captain HAPPENED to have a hand tele on him which I used to GTFO. Cue the AI shell and I having an epic battle across the station, it bolting and shocking all the doors it can, me shambling around trying to get to the shuttle before the round ends. I finally was able to murder the shell, absorb the last person I needed, and busted my way through the shuttle window 5 seconds before it launched. Best changeling round I have ever had, and I only fought 3 or so players. In retrospect, I'm pretty sure an admin was on my side because I somehow had 99 DNA from only absorbing one monkey.

[Fox McCloud]

This. It is now my next goal to get more than that amount of bees in one round.

There was about ~120 space bees there.

[rulib]

I was able to talk to the mainframe. Sadly and despite the help of Angriest IBM I was unable to send it a file via voice.

Rue Libbe says, "address_1=020020f6&command=term_connect&device=HUI_TERMINAL&sender=02016a07"

[30:27:7]:address_1=02016a07; command=term_message; data=Welcome to DWAINE System VI!|nPlease try not to kill yourselves today.|nPlease enter card and "term_login"; render=multiline; sender=020020f6;

[TheTrixRabitt]

This is a story of a clown who had to pay a fine of 500 credits to a captain who hated honking.
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Eli Vox [145.9] says, "please be aware there will be a steep fine for any honkers"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] asks, "Am I a honker?"
Eli Vox [145.9] asks, "I dunno are you honking?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I am a clown."
Eli Vox [145.9] exclaims, "well gosh I guess you better not honk then!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I will not be stopped."

Then I was caught honking.
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Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "500 credits..."
Eli Vox [145.9] exclaims, "A steep fine indeed!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I don't make that kind of money."
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] exclaims, "I know how to pay my fine!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I know how to pay my fine!"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Eli Vox [145.9] exclaims, "oh good!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "50 credits to fart on me."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "50 credits to fart on me."
Jacob Vader says, "hey hunkmun"
Jacob Vader says, "try theesssssss"
Jacob Vader throws the mutadone pill bottle.
Jacob Vader throws the mutadone pill.
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
You swallow the mutadone pill.
You slipped on the PDA!
You feel well co-ordinated again.
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Jacob Vader salutes.
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cool."
Ettore Hector Boiardi salutes.
You begin to recover.
Eli Vox throws 50 Credits.
Eli Vox farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Eli Vox!
Eli Vox farts in Ettore Hector Boiardi's face!
You begin to recover.
Jacob Vader says, "hahaha!"
Jacob Vader says, "good work honkerman"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I have bested the captain."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "I have bested the captain."
Jacob Vader says, "excellent disssssplay"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Nikolas Scott farts in Ettore Hector Boiardi's face!
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Ettore Hector Boiardi farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Ettore Hector Boiardi!
Nikolas Scott says, "RIP captain"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) laments, "laughing my ass off"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) moans, "I got played so hard"
Jacob Vader says, "rip ettore and eli vox"
Randy Archer asks, "did the captain fart on a bible?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ettore Hector Boiardi) laments, "Oh god."
PRAISE HONKMOTHER states, "HAH FAIL"
DEAD: Ghost (Ettore Hector Boiardi) moans, "That actually worked."
Nikolas Scott says, "So did the clown i think"
PRAISE HONKMOTHER [145.9] states, "WHADDA CUNT"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) wails, "I was like yeah I'll go give him 50 credits and be on my way"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) laments, "then suddenly gibs"
Nikolas Scott has added Box to the backpack!
Randy Archer says, "not saying there's a captain ID on the ground in medbay but not saying there isn't either"

Then the clown got revenge on the captain and avenged his fellow honkers, revengence you could say.

[LeadRobot]

This is a story of a clown who had to pay a fine of 500 credits to a captain who hated honking.

I was trying to make Honkloose. It didn't work out.

[lifehole]

Alright so last night someone floored the chapel entirely with Maebite, which I guess, by what cogwerks said, is a mix of explosion resistant material and erebite. He detonated it, and the server just completely halted. As AI all I saw was these trippy blinking floor tiles of the chapel, and in the middle a weird explosion hole that had a regenerating floor appearing every couple of seconds then dissapearing again. Weird stuff.

[parf]

it was pretty boring except for the constant stream of farting, slapping and screams at the beginning.

[LinkDaWolf]

This is Good Telecrystal heavy armor.
A heavily armored suit that protects against moderate damage. It is made of Telecrystal.
It is a normal-sized item.
This is Good Telecrystal slag shovel.
Used to remove slag from the arc smelter. It is made of Telecrystal.
It is a normal-sized item.
This is Good Fibcrystal jumpsuit.
A generic jumpsuit with no rank markings. It is made of Fibcrystal.
It is a normal-sized item.

Skunk Man [145.9] says, "i now have a pure telecrystal set of armor a pure telecrystal shovel and a telecrystal jumpsuit. what could go wrong"
You suddenly teleport ...
Skunk Man [145.9] says, "im in space"


i later lost my pure telecrystal shovel so i made one out of syreline/telecrystal. blinging tbh

[lifehole]

So, shotgunbill and popecrunch are both drunk right now.... Every single disaster has been activated.

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Sorry if those are too big in resolution, don't know how to thumbtag on this forum.
Also, shotgunbill is hilarious.

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OOC: Shotgunbill: this round is the metaphysical representation of how my ass feels after eating bad curry last  night

OOC: Shotgunbill: as you can see, everything is red, sirens are going off, lots of strange noises and its exploding

OOC: Shotgunbill: the ss13 manor is actually a nearby mcdonalds that has wifi

OOC: Shotgunbill: its kinda like the playboy mansion but we're all fat and white

OOC: Shotgunbill: yeah please don't talk about "girls" that upsets the administration and brings back BAD MEMORIES

OOC: ProcitizenSA: rules are now illegal

OOC: ProcitizenSA: if you follow the rules youre banned

OOC: ProcitizenSA: good round imo like to see this more in teh future

Overall, a normal round in ss13.

[OMJ]

A round in which Elmo and Shrek reigned supreme and a horde of yetis killed everyone on the station just occurred
Only one person could stop the evil. Cadence, who proceeded to chaos dunk the sun in the solarium to restart the round and defeat shrek.

[Spy_Guy]

OOC: Herr_Spy_Guy: Life + Stable Mutagen + Segway blood
OOC: Pizzatiger: segway has blood?

[Haine]

The Space Segway comes to life!

[Readster]

Take a good look people...This is the future...