Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[pizzatiger]

Traitor clown/possible new chemical: Laughing gas that makes you laugh incontrollably like Kuru would without actually killing you.

Give the clown a joker crate with one joker outfit that makes you immune to all your toys and a bunch of random stuff like laughing gas that gives you kuru and paints a smile on your face, Explosive teeth toys, thug in a box (Not sure if this is an joker item but it sounds fun)

[Natsumehack]

Here some silly surplus crate Item ideas.

Wooden clogs.

They do more damage when kicking people on the floor, make a silly wooden sound when walking with them on.

Syndicate Music Player.

When active Plays a horribly annoying song that could be heard from all over the station making it hard to track where the hell the thing playing the song is located. Only Deaf People are spared from the song, comes with ear plugs.

Acid Cream Pie.

A Banana Cream Pie Preloaded full of Fluorosulfuric Acid for all your face melting needs.

Rock-It-launcher, looks like a normal RPG, but only fires Rocks at people.

Great for using all those rocks as a miner.

Random Syndicate Weapon Mold.

Will be the mold of a random syndicate weapon, can be put in the smelter with a bar to make the weapon.

[BaneOfGiygas]

Syndicate Music Player.

When active Plays a horribly annoying song that could be heard from all over the station making it hard to track where the hell the thing playing the song is located. Only Deaf People are spared from the song, comes with ear plugs.

Better yet, just have it essentially be a noisemaker artifact in function.

When strategically placed and combined with a well-hidden cloak generator or a floor closet (or both), you will have the crew dissolving into absolute chaos in no time flat.

[VictorMAngoStein]

Grappling hook: On hit, knocks down your victim and drags him toward you. Range limited to several tiles (maybe 7). Plays "Get over here!" sound clip.
If targeting the chest, then on crit the grappling hook rips the victim's heart out (complete with "DUN DUN DUN! Fatality!") However, it doesn't happen often enough to build a strategy around, the hook doesn't normally do much damage so you'll want to keep a fire extinguisher on hand to FINISH HIM!

[Megapaco]

Grappling hook: On hit, knocks down your victim and drags him toward you. Range limited to several tiles (maybe 7). Plays "Get over here!" sound clip.
If targeting the chest, then on crit the grappling hook rips the victim's heart out (complete with "DUN DUN DUN! Fatality!") However, it doesn't happen often enough to build a strategy around, the hook doesn't normally do much damage so you'll want to keep a fire extinguisher on hand to FINISH HIM!

Only if it plays a extremely loud "GET OVER HERE"

[atomic1fire]

I personally think a compound bow and a quiver full arrows would be cool. The quiver could work pretty much like a cigarette packet or paper bin occupying a backpack slot.

Bow would obviously occupy a hand slot and maybe have minimal combat use, because you're supposed to shoot with it not smack people with it, and the quiver would carry a lot of arrows, but not leave a whole lot of options for storing anything else.

At the very least the set could be a good surplus crate find.

The arrows would basically work like bullets but be much bigger and noticeable. Also maybe disarm intent could have a small chance of catching an arrow.

[Dauntasa]

Haunted Teapot

Cost: A lot
Job: chaplain I guess

It is a Haunted Teapot. If you put water in, and then heat it, it will produce Tea(it contains the ghost of tea leaves and does not require you to add them). The Tea is haunted, and contains ghosts. Drinking the haunted tea will give you a number of temporary benefits, including super strength, super speed, stun immunity, regeneration, and some kind of ghost-related superpower, probably. However, it will also open you Ghostly Possession, which is to say a ghost who is hanging around when you drink the tea will be given the option to take control over you while you are under the effects of the ghost tea, forcing you out of your own body(until the effects wear off). Should they decide to take this opportunity, they will able to do whatever they want, as ghosts are not bound by conventional morality and cannot be arrested. They will never be able to re-enter their own body again, even after their control of yours wears off, so you may get lucky and if the ghost thinks he might somehow come back to life soon you basically just get free superpowers for a while.

Drink it yourself and hope you don't get flung into space by a malevolent ghost possessing you! Spike all the drinks in the bar with it and watch a ghost riot break out! Reenact the Exorcist! Enjoy a delicious cup of Tea!

[atomic1fire]

Despite a ghost tea pot that gives you super strength sounding kinda stupid, I kinda do like the idea of a traitor item that lets dead people rampage in your body.

It's basically the plot of the first live action scooby doo movie.

[atomic1fire]

Also I can't see ghost tea not ending in people possessing the people who drank the tea, only to punch themselves and yell STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF.

[APARTHEID]

Mag-Lev Hover Boots : Surplus crate-only! Or try C.A.R.L. He might have a pair.

Moon shoes sprite, allows the user to hover inches over the floor without rope! Fly over pesky puddles and raging hellfoams! Laugh off the winds of space as you propel YOURSELF with YOUR OWN TWO FEET! iN SPACE! Comes with a handy toggle to switch between sustained and pulse settings. (Bounce up and down like you would in actual moon shoes for STEALTHY PURPOSES.) When e-magged, turns into infinite use rocket shoes for EXTREME MAG-LEV ACTION.

[DyssalC]

infinite use rocket shoes

That is all you needed to sell me.

[Silvercloud29]

Rock-It-launcher, looks like a normal RPG, but only fires Rocks at people.

Great for using all those rocks as a miner.

As a person who likes to mine. I like this idea more then I should.

[icarus]

not to try and steal the hover-shoes idea (which sounds supes useful) but what about

the FAST kit
comes with a weird, heavily padded blue porcupine costume and INFINITE JET SHOES

run around at the speed of sound and knock anyone you run into down

run into someone with enough force and they'll be dragged in front of you, gibbing if they hit a wall hard enough

[Dauntasa]

Despite a ghost tea pot that gives you super strength sounding kinda stupid

yes, it sounds dumb as hell

so do many other things in this game

[Amuys]

not to try and steal the hover-shoes idea (which sounds supes useful) but what about

the FAST kit
comes with a weird, heavily padded blue porcupine costume and INFINITE JET SHOES

run around at the speed of sound and knock anyone you run into down

run into someone with enough force and they'll be dragged in front of you, gibbing if they hit a wall hard enough

balance it by giving you autism