Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Roomba]

Owl bombs should have a chance to turn up in surplus crates sometimes. Those are fun.

[APARTHEID]

Owl bombs should have a chance to turn up in surplus crates sometimes. Those are fun.

BOTH OF THEM.

[VictorMAngoStein]

Mindslave MK.2:

Instead of making someone loyal to you, this implant makes them a traitor with their own objectives, which may or may not include killing you.

[atomic1fire]

(probably a terrible idea for a traitor item incoming)

Why not just make the mindslave mk2 a gun.

That should make it even more fun because the poor sap who gets hit is gonna have a mission like steal some shoes or kill some other poor guy. Also the person who is dumb enough to shoot 1 person with three of the implants will have wasted 3 objectives on one person (or given them extra objectives for difficulty)

Give it a 3 shot use so that people have a reason to not just shoot it all willy nilly, but at the same time accidents could happen, like some assistant could jump in front of the captain you just tried to traitorize and now they're screaming greytide because they were hit instead.

Maybe that shouldn't be a traitor item insomuch as just a funny admin gimmick or something. A gun that shoots traitor objectives at people. Maybe have one shot do "Steal this" objectives, Kill dart does "Kill ___" and freeform dart is freeform so you never know what to expect. Hitting a cyborg shouldn't do anything.

Once the implants are removed (or maybe sufficient injury) they no longer are traitors so stopping them is comparatively easy.

[pizzatiger]

i just though of a syringe gun upgrade that would make it worth it so more people use it instead of sleepy pens.....How about the chems in the syringe gun don't combine TILL the syringe is fired and hits someone

[Spy_Guy]

i just though of a syringe gun upgrade that would make it worth it so more people use it instead of sleepy pens.....How about the chems in the syringe gun don't combine TILL the syringe is fired and hits someone

Terrible.

[pizzatiger]

i just though of a syringe gun upgrade that would make it worth it so more people use it instead of sleepy pens.....How about the chems in the syringe gun don't combine TILL the syringe is fired and hits someone

Terrible.

I know! Its terrible that NO one has though of this before!

[Megapaco]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

[Lavastage]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

Only if it turns them into a half-cluwne, where it only partially messes with their words. Save full cluwneing for wizards and admins

"HelOOOOOOOONK Traitor McGee HONK HONK HOOOOOONKed me with HONKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
Make it really rare too, and reversible with a reasonable/considerable amount of medicine.

[DyssalC]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

Is there not a poison that already does this?

[Megapaco]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

Is there not a poison that already does this?

As far as I know there is no poison that cluwnes people

[YJHGHTFH]

As far as I know there is no poison that cluwnes people

Already exists, friend
Painbow fluid iirc

[babayetu83]

i know this probably has been suggested to death but i have an idea for a cool robotics traitor item

rocket fists. shoot your fists at people at high speeds and go pick that sucker back up

since you can operate on yourself while drunk it'd be kinda easy to give em to yourself

[APARTHEID]

i know this probably has been suggested to death but i have an idea for a cool robotics traitor item

rocket fists. shoot your fists at people at high speeds and go pick that sucker back up

since you can operate on yourself while drunk it'd be kinda easy to give em to yourself

ROCKET ARM : 5 Telecrystals : Roboticist-Only.

Replace one of your spindly, wasting HUMAN arms with a ROBUST REPLACEMENT from the Syndicate! Proper! (all Syndicate armaments created, drafted, and produced are subsidized by the Discount Dan's Half-A-Man Army Surplus Plant.)

With a wink of an eye or a twist of your fist, you TOO can be a Mega-Man! Knock out people with a rocket-propelled NO THANKS! to the FACE! RIP AND TEAR your way into EVA with your BARE ROBOT HAND! Hurl VERBAL ABUSE at your OPPONENTS as you REATTACH your ARTIFICIAL APPENDAGE with a LACK OF GRACE AND SPEED!

Wreck 'em! Beat 'em! Blow your top with this ROCKET ARM today!

(It's the Bowling Kit 2013; shoot an arm that'll knock people unconscious or can tear through walls like a Hulk.)

[VictorMAngoStein]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

There already is a cluwning reagnet (painbow fluid) but it should be avalable to traitor clowns (along with traitor clown shoes that don't trip you and allow you to use weapons without hurting yourself.)