Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Sundance]

Randomize the emote needed to retrieve the derringer. Powergaming officers/captains are starting to force people to *wink to prove they don't have any guns hidden on them. Solution would be much easier to stop from the source rather than adminhelp everyone who hates fun.

That is one of the most metagaming things i've seen in a while.

[Berrik]

Randomize the emote needed to retrieve the derringer. Powergaming officers/captains are starting to force people to *wink to prove they don't have any guns hidden on them. Solution would be much easier to stop from the source rather than adminhelp everyone who hates fun.

That is one of the most metagaming things i've seen in a while.

Adminhelp people who do this.

[Spy_Guy]

Or "*customv winks."

Problem solved.

Also that sec officer is clearly harassing you and the Head of Security (if any) should immediately brig them for being a weirdo. Alternatively, dispense street justice.
I mean, soliciting winks from unsuspecting spacemen? Who does this!?

[pizzatiger]

So the world been searching for the ultimate chaplien item? After years of exploring the deaths of space i broke into a hidden temple and stole their most sacred relic...A device so maddening and soulcrushing it would put cuthulu to shame

DDR machine-8 telecrystals

If you grab someone and force them on they can't get off and forced to do a dumb mini-game that causes brain dammage everytime they mess up(Those DDR machines cause you to hate yourself).The mini-game would be the regular DDR game using the arrow keys The only way off is for someone to replace you (I wonder what would happen if you placed a bee onto it?)

Also it would play this song when someone is using it so the crew can easly find it

[Cyclical]

So the world been searching for the ultimate chaplien item? After years of exploring the deaths of space i broke into a hidden temple and stole their most sacred relic...A device so maddening and soulcrushing it would put cuthulu to shame

DDR machine-8 telecrystals

If you grab someone and force them on they can't get off and forced to do a dumb mini-game that causes brain dammage everytime they mess up(Those DDR machines cause you to hate yourself).The mini-game would be the regular DDR game using the arrow keys The only way off is for someone to replace you (I wonder what would happen if you placed a bee onto it?)

Also it would play this song when someone is using it so the crew can easly find it

Or don't do that, and be equally well off as before.

[Walrus]

So the world been searching for the ultimate chaplien item? After years of exploring the deaths of space i broke into a hidden temple and stole their most sacred relic...A device so maddening and soulcrushing it would put cuthulu to shame

I'm finding it hard to properly immerse myself in the backstory of this traitor item. Could you elaborate why this DDR machine is capable of giving you brain damage?

[Dabir]

This is a dumb idea.

[Spy_Guy]

This is a dumb idea.

[pizzatiger]

This is a dumb idea.

I post dumb ideas so you don't have to!

[pizzatiger]

So....this is my worst idea yet....but it needs to be told


Sound synthiser upgrade module-Roboticist item 10 telecrystals


An upgrade that allows brobots to load up noise artifacts and use them.....Do i have to say more?

[Noah Buttes]

So....this is my worst idea yet....but it needs to be told


Sound synthiser upgrade module-Roboticist item 10 telecrystals


An upgrade that allows brobots to load up noise artifacts and use them.....Do i have to say more?

fuck no

[Sundance]

[UrsulaMejor]

So....this is my worst idea yet....but it needs to be told


Sound synthiser upgrade module-Roboticist item 10 telecrystals


An upgrade that allows brobots to load up noise artifacts and use them.....Do i have to say more?

make this a 0 Tele crystal item and have ten of them spawn in robotics by default

[casualtrash]

So the world been searching for the ultimate chaplien item? After years of exploring the deaths of space i broke into a hidden temple and stole their most sacred relic...A device so maddening and soulcrushing it would put cuthulu to shame

DDR machine-8 telecrystals

If you grab someone and force them on they can't get off and forced to do a dumb mini-game that causes brain dammage everytime they mess up(Those DDR machines cause you to hate yourself).The mini-game would be the regular DDR game using the arrow keys The only way off is for someone to replace you (I wonder what would happen if you placed a bee onto it?)

Also it would play this song when someone is using it so the crew can easly find it

what did i just watch?

why was there and angel furry and an amputee lucario?

when would sunny ever let snake smoke?

why don't i have a gif of ocelot dancing?

[Ikkonoishi]

Nanoforge - Roboticist traitor item. 6 TC
Transforms stuff into nanomachines.

It looks like a fuel tank, and holds up to 1000 units of nanomachines.
Uses a fairly large amount of power from the room's APC, and emits a significant amount of heat and light while it is running making it difficult to hide when active.

Open its hatch with a screwdriver to stuff bodies, metal, or cables into it, and turn it on or off with a wrench.

If you stick a remote signaler in it you can activate or deactivate it with a signal instead.

If you put in extra materials once it is full it will start sending out nanite injecting medibots, flash wielding buddies, and metal scavenging floorbots to eat the station.