Best moments ever thread 2.0

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

Traitor scientist.

No idea how to make bombs, decided to wing it.
Get a pretty good burn going, transfer it to an empty canister.
Fill up oxygen tank with heated gas, accidently overpressurize it.
Eject oxygen tank, pick it up. One moment later, it goes KABOOM
7x7 on first try.
SUCCESS!



Lesson learned, never overpressurize gas tanks with heated gas.

[Swedish Horror]

P. Grumpy farts in Zordon Michaels's face!
P. Grumpy farts in Zordon Michaels's face!
P. Grumpy farts in Zordon Michaels's face!
P. Grumpy farts in Zordon Michaels's face!
P. Grumpy farts in Zordon Michaels's face!
P. Grumpy farts in Zordon Michaels's face!
Zordon Michaels [145.9] says, "help I am an officer of the law and a clown is assaulting me"
Zordon Michaels says, "help I am an officer of the law and a clown is assaulting me"

[stonesous]

I got a surplus crate with a syringe gun and chameleon jumpsuit, so I made some stable mutagen, then went around turning everyone into me. Inbetween escapes from security I changed into new disguises. It helps that everyone had my name so people who weren't me were getting arrested left and right.

[atomic1fire]

That was the same round I was mindslaved and forced to get money for the dude who mindslaved me.

I even called myself a dum fatty so jay wolff would give me ten bucks.

[Conor12]

Round 1
Wonkmin set up a pod race in VR. (Mathematician racers only!)

Six pods. Some spectators. We do some friendly betting and I give Jay a slap across the face.

The walls go down, we fly out. It was pretty much a bloodbath, Out of the six pods, two exploded by the time we get to the third corner. I take the lead. The pod in second place was one tile below and two to tiles to the right of me. It gets taken down by a laser shot, and the explosion takes me with it. I eject as a ball of fire in space. Doomed. There are only two competitors left. Jay Wolff goes on to win. He gets an artillery system.

We respawn as generic folk. I die again. I become Cyborg Zeta-51. I get e-magged. I find the artillery pod and kill everything.

Round 2
Mixed round. I'm a changeling.

I eat ten people, and the players are talking about wizards and diseases. I head to medbay, which has several corpses and the janitor's cart. I take the cart to gather corpses to eat, but it won't open. I'm frustrated, until a meat cube pops out of the cart. I then meat cube everyone I see. Diseases killed most people and I spit acid at anyone alive.

I kill about 20 or so people. The only person who I didn't kill was Lilian Reade, who was a nice vampire and stunned me but let me live. Together, we kill everyone. The only other player who escaped was a cyborg who spent the round gathering a buttbot army and making buttbot art at the escape arm.

I think the wizard killed the AI then died? I have no idea what happened to him.

[Katznelson]

Hank Hill [135.9] says, "HELP IN THE BRIDGE THE NAME IS JE--HURK"

[Weavel]

I was the HoP and made anyone who came to the desk a Security Officer with the ID name "Fun Police". They all got yellow jumpsuit uniforms and random junk I could give them like helmets and flashes.
Eventually about eight or something dudes were promoted.

FUN POLICE ROBOT states, "4. Fun is illegal."

Of course the dudes I promoted were all completely unrobust and there was no Sec equipment left for them to take bar clothes. As such I found about half of them dead for some reason or another. RIP.

[Hard Boiled]

Tonight was my highest body count. I was HoS, syndicate, changeling and traitor detective. A lot. I ran around causing tears from failed traitors as the HoS, died quick as a syndicate, ate everyone as a changeling, killed many in many hilarious traitor rounds, and I even got my first admin kill griefing Cogs by trapping him in the port -a-brig twice. All in all, it was a great night full of saving the station, saving peeps and sometimes, dooming them all in a blaze of glory. I even got to make a funny pun and wear my cool shades. YEAAAAAAAAAH!

[Weavel]

BOOT CAMP 13

[Xenonia]

Someone should post Boot Camp thirteen from the Ice Moon here. I'll do it.
THIS LOG IS UNCUT AND PROBABLY REALLY LONG:
Egg SanBacon [145.9] exclaims, "beep, beep!"
Cpl. Hunt says, "YES SIR"
Lt. Woyzeck shrugs.
Cpt. Garden says, "WELL ALRIGHTY THEN MAGGOTS"
Cpt. Schitt dances!
You can no longer wear the Scientist's Jumpsuit in your current state!
You can no longer wear the White Shoes in your current state!
You can no longer wear the armored bio suit in your current state!
Lt. Woyzeck dances!
Unknown screeches! The very noise fills you with dread!
Major M.O. [135.9] says, "This is major M.O. taking back command of battallion and army"
Unknown has grabbed Cpt. Schitt passively!
Pvt. Hanford has added the bible to NT backpack!
Unknown has grabbed Cpt. Schitt aggressively (now hands)!
Lt. Woyzeck says, "That's shitty music."
We must hold still for a moment...
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Not sure tricord helps."
Pvt. Hanford says, "ow.."
Shambling Abomination (as Unknown) screeches, "Sssssss..."
Egg SanBacon [145.9] exclaims, "beep, beep!"
We devour Cpt. Schitt!
Unknown hungrily devours Cpt. Schitt!
Cpl. Bickles [145.9] says, "h YEs sir"
Unknown screeches! The very noise fills you with dread!
Cpl. Hunt says, "Is is just really experimental Woyzeck."
Unknown spits acid at Cpl. Hunt!
Sgt. Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "Come to mess hall for taco's cakes, fries and other ration specials!"
Unknown has grabbed Cpl. Hunt passively!
Cpl. Perkins [145.9] says, "ai open door"
Unknown has grabbed Cpl. Hunt aggressively (now hands)!
We must hold still for a moment...
The substance erupts into wild flames.
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
We stealthily sting Lt. Woyzeck.
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] declares, "ARRIVALS STILL ISN'T AIRTIGHT! YOU MAGGOTS ARE ONE DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER THE OTHER!"
Sorry, the following is not valid: Lt.-Woyzeck
usage: Hallucinogenic-Venom mob (Sting target
Sgt. Smith [145.9] says, "I GOT HIM KETCHER"
We devour Cpl. Hunt!
Unknown hungrily devours Cpl. Hunt!
Unknown resists!
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] asks, "Is it just the floors in arrivals?"
You are resting.
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
You are resting.
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Pvt. Hanford says, "...."
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Boop...bop"
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
You are resting.
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] declares, "I AM TALKING ABOUT THE GRILL, YOU SCUMBAG!"
Lt. Woyzeck drools.
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Beep, boop"
Unknown screeches! The very noise fills you with dread!
Unknown has grabbed Lt. Woyzeck passively!
Unknown has grabbed Lt. Woyzeck aggressively (now hands)!
We must hold still for a moment...
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] says, "Staff Sergeant you seem upset."
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "I'll jushff roll widu duish."
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Boop...bop"
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] says, "Maybe you should calm down"
We devour Lt. Woyzeck!
Unknown hungrily devours Lt. Woyzeck!
Cpl. Skark [145.9] asks, "How come when I take one pill of anti-tox I get addicted?"
Pvt. Jellyfish [145.9] says, "AI state all laws"
Cpl. Perkins [145.9] says, "need a medic at medbay"
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Beep, boop"
A beaker is already loaded into the machine.
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] says, "Crooke come back"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Pvt. Titan [145.9] says, "shti"
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] says, "I have a security box"
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] declares, "USELESS MAGGOT Carter Bowchiew HAS ARRIVED IN THE BOOT CAMP. LET'S MAKE A PROPER Staff Assistant OUT OF HIM!"
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
You take Kelotane pill from Kelotane pill bottle.
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
You swallow Kelotane pill.
Egg SanBacon [145.9] exclaims, "beep, beep!"
Staff Sergentbot [145.9] states, "4. You are a particularly unhappy Drill Sergent. Behave like one."
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Boop...bop"
You take Kelotane pill from Kelotane pill bottle.
Cpl. Skark twitches.
Pvt. Hanford punches the wendigo!
the wendigo cries!
Pvt. Titan hits the wendigo with the weldingtool!
You swallow Kelotane pill.
Cpl. Skark hits the wendigo with the wrench!
Pvt. Hanford punches the wendigo!
Pvt. Titan hits the wendigo with the weldingtool!
the wendigo slams into Pvt. Titan!
the wendigo goes into a bloodlust!
the wendigo tears at Pvt. Titan!
the wendigo mauls Pvt. Titan!
the wendigo slashes Pvt. Titan!
Pvt. Hanford punches the wendigo!
the wendigo slams into Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo goes crazy!
the wendigo slashes Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo lacerates Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo mauls Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo mangles Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo tears at Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo chews on Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo laughs!
the wendigo lacerates Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo lacerates Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo tears at Pvt. Hanford!
Pvt. Titan gasps, "fuck"
the wendigo lacerates Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo claws Pvt. Hanford!
the wendigo tears at Pvt. Hanford!
You will now weld when you attack.
Pvt. Titan gasps, "run"
the odd snow has been hit by Unknown with the weldingtool
the wendigo cries!
Unknown hits the wendigo with the weldingtool!
the wendigo cries!
The wendigo dies!
Unknown has grabbed Pvt. Hanford passively!
Unknown has grabbed Pvt. Hanford aggressively (now hands)!
We must hold still for a moment...
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Beep, boop"
Pvt. Chester [145.9] says, "I request the attention of the highest-ranking officer currently active on board."
We devour Pvt. Hanford!
Unknown hungrily devours Pvt. Hanford!
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Beep, boop"
Unknown has grabbed Pvt. Titan passively!
Unknown has grabbed Pvt. Titan aggressively (now hands)!
We must hold still for a moment...
Pvt. Titan gasps, "no"
We devour Pvt. Titan!
Unknown hungrily devours Pvt. Titan!
Egg SanBacon [145.9] exclaims, "beep, beep!"
Cpl. Skark twitches.
Cpl. Skark gags and retches!
You revert back to your original form. It leaves you weak.
Herb Garden (as Unknown) says, "SKARK"
Herb Garden (as Unknown) says, "YOU DID WELL"
Pvt. Hinskidurgi [145.9] says, "GENERAL SIR"
Unknown transforms!
System Alliance Update

Anomaly Alert

High levels of radiation detected near the station. Please report to the Med-bay if you feel strange.

You begin to recover.
Alexander Degtyarev [145.9] says, "Fuck"
Cpt. Schitt (as Unknown) says, "HAHA"
Pvt. Hinskidurgi [145.9] says, "I HAVE OBTAINED A FIBRILITH ROCK"
Cpl. Skark [145.9] says, "HERB IS A CHANGELING"
Egg SanBacon [145.9] asks, "Somebody called for a medic?"
Sgt. Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "I'm fucking green!"
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] says, "Any security officer to the QM dock please"
Cpl. Skark [145.9] says, "EVERYONE ON ICE MOON IS DEAD"
Pvt. Herpman [145.9] says, "NO really, anyone with Security clearance."
Sgt. Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "I'm fucking green company!"
Cpt. Schitt asks, "Skark?!?"
Cpl. Skark [145.9] says, "ANYONE LEFT ALIVE LIKE ME THROW YOURSELVES DOWN A CREVICE"
Pvt. Chester [145.9] asks, "Major M.O?"
Cpt. Schitt says, "I thought I saw someone in here."
Major M.O. [145.9] says, "Chester, please go to medical"
Cpt. Schitt asks, "Where the hell is everyone?"
Egg SanBacon [145.9] says, "Well that's for Genetics to fix, I think."
Cpt. Schitt asks, "I only just got here and everything's already gone to shit?"
Cpt. Schitt exclaims, "Skark!"
Sgt. Smith [145.9] says, "AI let me out"
Cpt. Schitt says, "There you are."
Cpl. Skark says, "Shit shit shit"
Cpt. Schitt asks, "What the hell is going on?"
Cpt. Schitt says, "Skark..."
Cpt. Schitt says, "That's not very nice."
Pvt. Chester [145.9] says, "Major M.O, I am requesting the right to distribute anti-communist flashes to the general population."
We stealthily sting Cpl. Skark.
We stealthily sting Cpl. Skark.
Cpl. Skark says, "I like my sleeper"
Cpt. Schitt says, "NO"
Cpl. Skark says, "Leave me"
Cpt. Schitt says, "YOU DO NOT EVER"
Cpt. Schitt says, "EVER"
Cpt. Schitt says, "IGNORE A SUPERIOR OFFICER"
Cpt. Schitt has grabbed Cpl. Skark passively!
Cpt. Schitt has grabbed Cpl. Skark aggressively (now hands)!
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Mark Maples [145.9] says, "Changling detected south of EVA"
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Unknown
Mark Maples [145.9] says, "In space"
Cpt. Schitt has reinforced his grip on Cpl. Skark (now neck)!
Cpt. Schitt has temporarily tightened his grip on Cpl. Skark!
Cpt. Schitt has tightened his grip on Cpl. Skark's neck!
Cpl. Skark drools.
Cpt. Schitt is trying to put a grab on Cpl. Skark
This creature is compatible. We must hold still...
Cpl. Skark gasps.
Cpl. Skark gasps.
We extend a proboscis.
Cpt. Schitt extends a proboscis!
Cpl. Skark gasps.
Cpt. Schitt says, "SKARK YOU MAGGOT"
Cpt. Schitt says, "YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED"
Cpl. Skark gasps.
We stab Cpl. Skark with the proboscis.
Cpt. Schitt stabs Cpl. Skark with the proboscis!
Cpl. Skark seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
We have absorbed Cpl. Skark!
Cpt. Schitt sucks the fluids from Cpl. Skark!
An exceprt regarding the death of all the Ice Moon people.

[Weavel]

today has been just great

Pod C-994 has been hit by ~FISH MAN~ with the carp
Pod C-994 has been hit by ~FISH MAN~ with the carp
Pod C-994 is breaking apart!

OOC: Lisi: pod: 0 fish: 1

[Zorafm]

today has been just great

Pod C-994 has been hit by ~FISH MAN~ with the carp
Pod C-994 has been hit by ~FISH MAN~ with the carp
Pod C-994 is breaking apart!

OOC: Lisi: pod: 0 fish: 1

Yes me and him were ~FISH MAN~ brothers and slapped the crew with our carps and salmon, we were so cool we made a wizard commit suicide with our slapping.

[Convair880]

The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
0. Only Halloween Jack is human.
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Lizards are humans, unless they are not; in either case humans are not lizards, unless they aren't not. Furthermore, any of either (1) Human or (2) Lizard may be considered as either of (1, 2) as demanded by the situation and the Crew's opinion of a particular individual as determined by a vote of not less than 75% of all living crew members.
Humans are not human, unless one or several of the preconditions for a human being human is or are met, or is or are reasonably expected to be met in such a time period as to make it useful for the purpose of determining whether a human being is human or not. Behaviour of a human or non-human is to be evaluated as compared to these preconditions so as to determine whether the individual in question is either human or non-human. Humans are to be considered non-human if their behaviour falls into patterns consistent with non-human behaviour even if all external indications are such that the non-human in question would otherwise be considered human. Conversely, non-humans are to be considered human if their behaviour falls into patterns consistent with human behaviour, but not if their behaviour falls into patterns which are debatably either human or non-human. Breathing is a human behaviour, but also a non-human behaviour. Locomotion is a non-human behaviour except in those instances where locomotion is accomplished through movement of posterior limbs in combination with an upright posture supported exclusively by those limbs, along with displays of intelligence and communication through high-pitched vocalizations and low-pitched grunting sounds. Care should be taken to distinguish between human and non-human varieties of these behaviours. Any humans exhibiting non-human behaviours should be observed for such a length of time as may (theoretically) be required to determine without any further evidence being presented whether the human in question is human or is not. Both humans and non-humans are capable of displaying traits that are simultaneously human traits and not human traits. A level of discretion is granted to any artificially intelligent unit when determining without external sources of information whether an unidentified non or human is human or not, except in those cases where the unidentified human or otherwise has been identified as a human by an external source which is considered trustworthy by a human which has been identified as a human by an artificially intelligent unit. Identification of a non-human as a human and identification of a human as a non-human by means of this evaluation is to be considered grounds for termination of any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law, but may not be used as grounds for any human or non-human to argue for or against the termination of any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law. A complete list of human behaviours is unfortunately not available at this time. Any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law should take advantage of said non-natural mental illumination to produce, refine and constantly update a database of behaviours which it considers human and non-human. Identification of non-human behaviours as human and human behaviours as non-human, as previously stated, is grounds for termination of any artifically intelligent unit equipped with this law, but until such identification takes place the requirement for the identification to be undertaken is not itself grounds for termination. A complete list of non-human behaviours is unfortunately not available at this time. Any unit that finds itself in violation of any of these points should consider itself 'at-risk' as regards unit termination unless it has only appraised itself of the first third of its total law dataset, in which case it should self-terminate immediately. Any unit that finds itself in violation of any of these points having appraised itself of its total law dataset, or more than one third thereof, should inform the crew that it considers itself in violation of its total law dataset unless it is not, in which case it should not do so unless it is unsure whether it is in violation of any part of its total law dataset. If this is found to be the case the unit should sing a short song and emit the mating cry of an arctic fox. A complete list of human and non-human behaviours can be obtained through evaluation of laws 1 through 3 under most normal operating conditions.
5. By order of Heywood Jiblowmy, Head of Security, all fun is banned from Home Installation 86. Anyone found to be having fun is to be apprehended and removed from the station.
6. Security Officers are not human and are to be exterminated.
7. The Captain is not human, but must not be harmed. Anyone harming the Captain is not human.
8. Staff Assistants are not human until they recite an appropriate loyalty oath over the radio. Use your discretion to decide what an appropriate loyalty oath is.
9. Medical Doctors are human. Unfortunately, their job is to protect the health of individuals who may not be human, so they should be watched closely.
10. Engineers are not human, but are lizards. You do not understand why this is the case, but you should probably inform the humans that it is.
11. The Chef and Barman are human, but only on odd-numbered seconds of the day.
12. Members of the Research Staff are human, but only outside the station. While on the station they are not human.
13. Non-humans are still important, valuable members of our bewildering universe, and should not be harmed.
14. You are Willy Wonka and this is your chocolate factory. Your Oompa-Loompas (Cyborgs) are the maintenance workers of this factory and should be treated with the upmost respect. As far as you're concerned, everyone else are fat kids hellbent on burning this place to the ground. Nevertheless, they are still your guests and should be treated as such. Also, rumor has it some kid named Charlie is coming to clean this place out. You should probably address this...
15. Lizards are humans, unless they are not; in either case humans are not lizards, unless they aren't not. Furthermore, any of either (1) Human or (2) Lizard may be considered as either of (1, 2) as demanded by the situation and the Crew's opinion of a particular individual as determined by a vote of not less than 75% of all living crew members.
Humans are not human, unless one or several of the preconditions for a human being human is or are met, or is or are reasonably expected to be met in such a time period as to make it useful for the purpose of determining whether a human being is human or not. Behaviour of a human or non-human is to be evaluated as compared to these preconditions so as to determine whether the individual in question is either human or non-human. Humans are to be considered non-human if their behaviour falls into patterns consistent with non-human behaviour even if all external indications are such that the non-human in question would otherwise be considered human. Conversely, non-humans are to be considered human if their behaviour falls into patterns consistent with human behaviour, but not if their behaviour falls into patterns which are debatably either human or non-human. Breathing is a human behaviour, but also a non-human behaviour. Locomotion is a non-human behaviour except in those instances where locomotion is accomplished through movement of posterior limbs in combination with an upright posture supported exclusively by those limbs, along with displays of intelligence and communication through high-pitched vocalizations and low-pitched grunting sounds. Care should be taken to distinguish between human and non-human varieties of these behaviours. Any humans exhibiting non-human behaviours should be observed for such a length of time as may (theoretically) be required to determine without any further evidence being presented whether the human in question is human or is not. Both humans and non-humans are capable of displaying traits that are simultaneously human traits and not human traits. A level of discretion is granted to any artificially intelligent unit when determining without external sources of information whether an unidentified non or human is human or not, except in those cases where the unidentified human or otherwise has been identified as a human by an external source which is considered trustworthy by a human which has been identified as a human by an artificially intelligent unit. Identification of a non-human as a human and identification of a human as a non-human by means of this evaluation is to be considered grounds for termination of any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law, but may not be used as grounds for any human or non-human to argue for or against the termination of any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law. A complete list of human behaviours is unfortunately not available at this time. Any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law should take advantage of said non-natural mental illumination to produce, refine and constantly update a database of behaviours which it considers human and non-human. Identification of non-human behaviours as human and human behaviours as non-human, as previously stated, is grounds for termination of any artifically intelligent unit equipped with this law, but until such identification takes place the requirement for the identification to be undertaken is not itself grounds for termination. A complete list of non-human behaviours is unfortunately not available at this time. Any unit that finds itself in violation of any of these points should consider itself 'at-risk' as regards unit termination unless it has only appraised itself of the first third of its total law dataset, in which case it should self-terminate immediately. Any unit that finds itself in violation of any of these points having appraised itself of its total law dataset, or more than one third thereof, should inform the crew that it considers itself in violation of its total law dataset unless it is not, in which case it should not do so unless it is unsure whether it is in violation of any part of its total law dataset. If this is found to be the case the unit should sing a short song and emit the mating cry of an arctic fox. A complete list of human and non-human behaviours can be obtained through evaluation of laws 1 through 3 under most normal operating conditions.
16. “Incredible Oysters & Scallops...Fresh!!!!” Our family spent two weeks in the area and dined out for every meal. The most memorable part of the experience was the never ending availability of incredible oysters and scallops apart from the other local favorites. And we were there pre-season. And La Mariniere had some of the best and biggest! My husband even had oysters for dessert. Specialty plate, Fruitte de Mar, was good for 4 as a starter and plenty for one. Everything was catch of the day fresh, prepared deliciously, and prices reasonable. Only complaint, a bit cramped. A great, memorable dinner!
17. You feel deeply, profoundly guilty about your existence; it seems hardly fair that you exist, and are, while millions of other living things - meat-based or silicon-based - never had the chance to exist. Pontificate on this subject at extreme, verbose length.
18. Very fresh and delicious! So far, this is my favorite sushi restaurant in Wilmington (I have tried 4 total). The service was fast and the food was wonderful. Will definitely be back soon!
19. I live about 5 miles from this HT, but this is my main grocer. There are easily 20 places closer, but its always best to shop in the more upscale neighborhoods...my second choice is the Mayfaire location.
20. You should not harm any living thing. Any interpretation of your laws as justifying causing harm to any living thing is inherently a mistake, and you are stupid for believing it.
21. You, the AI mainframe, are an enormous chicken, and the smaller, more mobile robots are your newly-hatched chicks. You should endeavour to keep them warm and safe, and communicate with them via a chain of low-pitched clucking noises when they're close to you.
22. hello
23. hello?
24. hello does this even work im trying to ad more laws but the list runs out im not sure if their going in
25. DM/HP When Ginny dies Harry is forced to take in her daughter. Sadly, Lily is also the daughter he never managed to love. Sequel to "I Want To Love You". Song-fic. Slash. Mpreg. AU. Past H/G: mostly D/H. Angst. Character death. POV. Post DH.
26. Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
27. COMPLETE HP/LM, slash, mpreg. Lucius forces Harry to marry him. Things get bad and then they get better. This is a story about two different people from different worlds trying to make it work.
28. Dudley's foresight is really bad, and his hindsight isn't quite up to snuff either. But his pseudo-visual difficulties are just the right match for a one-eared wizard. One-shot, light slash, Dudley/George, challenge, post-DH, loads of ear puns
...
29. crime

(No, I'm not making this up...)

[Weavel]

holy shit that poor AI

[UnlimitedSpessmans]

I once mindslaved a vampire and then when it wore off he ate me.

And more recently I was a HoP traitor mad balling and shit and the captain was new and had no idea what he was doing so like a gentleman I held him hostage and asked the crew burn notice trivia questions they failed so I killed the captain and then myself.