Ideas of questionable quality

[Lefinch]

Putting a blindfold on an eyeless test subject should give them automatic medical/science training.

Because it's a double blind study.

[meaow589]

Remove the first bookmarks of all long range teleport that already have right now (obsevatory, lunar ) and force science twist try to find it from quantum instead. 
Reason : 
1.Lunar is redundant,it already have in console and observatory which is weird.
2.Scientist now rarely touch quantum due to they not gain benefit from it.they might do if they interest to visit some places.so most of the time miner was doing it for finding astroid. 
this will force telesci scientist do quantum telescope for finding place and might has more chance to help miner find asteroid more.
This will bring balance to sci-miner more .because right now miner quite not gain any benefit from sci. In opposite the science often need artifact from miner.

[Mouse]

"I'm with stupid" T-Shirt.

It can be used to track any clown ID.

[Emimiyu]

You should be able to use chaplain as a shield against wizard spells, vamp abilities, or anything that chaplain resist to by double grabbing chaplain

[Lefinch]

You should be able to use chaplain as a shield against wizard spells, vamp abilities, or anything that chaplain resist to by double grabbing chaplain

The chaplain should be able to get better block stats on their gun when blocking.

because their faith is their shield.

[meaow589]

Hop tool “ID Pin-pointer” that can locate any crew ID in 10x10 area

[Kotlol]

Traitor Staff Assistant item: "Final Boss Locator"

Reveals the "Final Boss of Goon Station's location"
Do you free it or send people to their doom?

[Mouse]

On April 1st of every year the nuclear bomb should be replaced with a nuclear butt.

[Doop]

On full moons and friday the 13th the servers should be on halloween mode for a day

[Mouse]

Give wizards Teleport by default and reduce their spell slots accordingly.  Pretty much everyone takes it anyways, might as well get rid of the newbie trap.

[Frank_Stein]

"I'm with stupid" T-Shirt.

It can be used to track any clown ID.

This one's a winner

Have it work where the arrow on the shirt changes where it's pointing

[meaow589]

The console for use gaurdbuddy and artsci easier

[Frank_Stein]

Speed Beams
Beams of energy that either slow down or speed things up caught in the beam. Fire them from an emitter machine, or wield a backpack one like a flamethrower

[CalliopeSoups]

Bonerot disease or gene, makes limbs grow legs, fall off and run away from you. Make it easier to infect skeletons with it some way

[Scaltra]

you should be able to interact with a full trash can to push it down and allow you to fit more stuff in it. Doing this to a very absurd amount of time doing so it will create a singularity or a singularity generator