Ideas of questionable quality

[Cal]

New emote:
*fingergun

It just makes you point at someone or something like your hand is a gun and fire at it.
It looks totally silly.

already a thing

[Doop]

emagging an identification computer allows you to give a card "All Deny" which closes every open airlock the holder approaches.

[BadShot]

emagging an identification computer allows you to give a card "All Deny" which closes every open airlock the holder approaches.

Better idea, any airlock the person steps into immediately closes on them, crushing them for large brute damage

[Dhaidburt]

New wizard spell: Curses of Specificity. You curse someone from a list of choices, all incredibly mundane but good if you want to piss off someone specific. There's such classics as:

Curse of Weedkiller - If you smoke weed, or weed chemicals enter your system in any way, an equal amount of weedkiller enters as well. You will never have a decent high again!

Curse of Lost Spares - You are incapable of seeing the captain's spare ID.

Numberfuzzy Curse - Each time you read a reading, the numbers are randomized in a specific range. So if there's 100 units in a beaker, you'll read your scanner as a number from 80 to 120. You might see 130% healthy, or you might see a piece of steel worth 10,000 credits! You won't see the numbers be fuzzy for something that isn't there, like you won't see brute damage if there is no brute damage.

Curse of the Godless - You now are treated as if you have the atheist trait, and if you're the chaplain you get some odd messages in the chapel like, "Where did god run off to?"

Curse of the Stained - You see random messes. Things like an empty bottle, dried puke on the floor, even puddles of liquid (MAYBE blood but that could lead to some embarasing calls to sec)

[Frank_Stein]

More kinds of currencies other than credits.

Certain vendors will only accept some, and pay in others, but all accept credits. Make money by taking advantage of exchange rates

[Mouse]

happy fun ball

[BadShot]

Deployable crusher unit

Portable mulching on the go, pick up after you're done with your unfortunate victim to place elsewhere

[Chasu]

Deployable crusher unit

Portable mulching on the go, pick up after you're done with your unfortunate victim to place elsewhere

Just build it from soulsteel or hauntium, put it in shrubs where ghosts fly a lot, wait, and laugh

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Make planet trees cuttable for wood (and to make space)

[pillbug4sale]

The front desk bell for each department should send a ping to each member of the department, with a timed spam prevention

[Emimiyu]

Add actual gacha mechanic for spief. Stolen item give gacha token now and to get an item, you must use it to get mystery syndicate item.

Also, organs are now part of the bounty

[JanusRose]

Remove antagonist permissions for Ling Spawns and give human crew antagonist permissions. Then spawn a crew full of lings; with LingSec, LingMedical, Lingcap, Lingineer, Cargling, Clownling and etc for examples and have a few secret humans charged with destroying the Ling station. The humans will have an uplink from NT that will give them anti-ling weaponry like tranquilizers, mech scanners, special flamethrower and more.

[Kotlol]

Sometimes meteors aren't meteors int he showers but cookies! Why? Since the old sprites looked like cookies! So let's have cookie showers!

[RubberRats]

Spacebux bounty for solving issues on Github. Reward is higher for older and/or larger issues.

[Doop]

wraiths should be able to rotate chairs even faster than a ghost, so fast it it disorients whoever is sitting in the chair and sends them flying in a random direction.

[Dhaidburt]

wraiths should be able to rotate chairs even faster than a ghost, so fast it it disorients whoever is sitting in the chair and sends them flying in a random direction.

Followup: you should be able to also do this with mechcomp. You could terrify the crew as an engineer as they beg for mercy from their mechanical chairs!