Ideas of questionable quality

[0oze]

make pickle jars need to be opened with a action bar. Wich has a high chance of failing. Or you can ask your local chef/HoS to open it for you (or anyone with the buff status effect) whom can open it instantly with a satisfying *pop*

This way you can also test a Chef's/HoS's legitimancy by giving them the "pickle test" wich sounds hilarius. No changeling can perfectly mimick the pure skill and/or muscle to open a pickle jar on the first try.

[Dhaidburt]

Truth syrum: When ingested or injected, causes someone to blurt out random information. I.E, what their pin is, a random note, a random factoid about their shift so far "I haven't farted today, I swear!", or syndicate information on the person.

[Emimiyu]

If plaguebringer wraith reach certain points and goals, they can summon pathology lab and unlock pathology for everyone.

[Mouse]

during spacemas if you get a full ten nukie team the commander should automatically be named santa claus and the nukies the reindeer

[Kotlol]

If anyone tries to cook a fruitcake during thanksgiving...
Will explode, drop all their spacebux regardless and be banned from thanksgiving day play. Only being an observer.

If they try to spawn as a ghost critter or ghost drone, they will be a turkey and an alarm goes off to hunt them down so they can be cooked into a delicious turkey dinner.
- Crewmate eats the turkey dinner: They get fufillled and a paycheck of 100 credits.
- Antag eats the turkey dinner: They lose their antag status right away and feel too thankful to do any antagging regardless who they are.
- Wraith eats the turkey dinner: A quick, Winner Winner Turkey Dinner is displayed on screen before the wraith loses all their powers and can now interact as an immortal crewmate.
- Blob eats the turkey dinner: They turn into the gravey Blob, now everyone can walk freely over the blob and dip their food in it for some GRAVY JUICENESS!
- Flock eats the turkey dinner: The flockmind now will only generate Gnesis Turkey Dinners for all to share.
- Clown eats the Turkey Dinner: All food will start honking... you MANIACS! You made it become HONKSgiving!

....Yes this is a totally normal thanksgiving suggestion.

[Snoid]

id like. if. when youre jugging objects, doing a flip throws some of the objects in the direction of your cursor. mite b busted tho

[Frank_Stein]

Shoe scuffs. Like, little marks you can leave on the ground from your shoes.

I figure they would appear under certain circumstances, like if you're being grabbed or grabbing someone and you're struggling around. Or if you're running at top speed and make a sudden direction change

Uh, shoe and foot forensics. Match a footprint left from puddles to the shoe that was worn like glove fibers. Bare feet leave toe prints.

[aft2001]

Honestly I've thought about this. Other servers have it too, where walking around will leave gradually building up scuffs and dirt and marks. Combined with a potential floor buffer rework and you'd have a nice thing for janitors to do to take a break from cleaning up blood pools in Medbay.

[Mouse]

jam your pda into someone's brain to have a text conversation with them after they die

[Kotlol]

New item:
"Round blue bombs"
Explosive spheres that might reveal secrets.
Yet for some reason doesn't destroy the envoirment....

[NOOT]

Add a mail convertor in cargo that converts any mail put into it into soulsteel (which does not fit into the reclaimer), allowing bored ghosts to deliver mail should they so choose

Add nuclear operative names to the mail pool (spawning in a nice red envelope). this happens regardless of if the round is nukies or not. A (real) nukie who opens their mail can get ammo or some grenades.

[NOOT]

make hand teleporter portals take a second to materialize and activate after being created.

[Kotlol]

Add a mail convertor in cargo that converts any mail put into it into soulsteel (which does not fit into the reclaimer), allowing bored ghosts to deliver mail should they so choose

Add nuclear operative names to the mail pool (spawning in a nice red envelope). this happens regardless of if the round is nukies or not. A (real) nukie who opens their mail can get ammo or some grenades.

I like both of these.

But the 1st one should just be: "Let ghost drones carry them"
Sure they can't see the receipient but that's the fun part.

Second one is just fun for antags to commit mail fraud. They can get ammo and such.

[NOOT]

combine the armored syndicate spacesuit and helmet from the listening post into one 25k purchase. atm they are 25k each (which is maybe a little overpriced) (who wants a helmet and not a spacesuit, and vice versa)

[NOOT]

Emagging a clone data disk appears to do nothing, until the person on the disk is cloned. and then one (or more) of the following occur:
The persons name is scrambled (retains characters, just reordered)
The persons name is Randomized
The persons dna is badly edited (multiple bad genes, always reinforced clumsy)
The person spawns as a random mutant race, with scrambled mutant race limbs (ie monkey body, squid arms, lizard tail, cat leg)
The person is ejected early
The person's blood color (or type) is randomized