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Best moments ever thread 2.0
Wow. Turned out quite nice. I happened to be right beside Dan when he exploded. Hope some of my parts made it into the food, at least.
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What happens when you cram a singing drunkard, a medical doctor, and a miner into the radio satellite? This happens!

Warning: Very long:
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOUUNNGGG MAANN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFFHHEEERREEE''SSSHH AA PLLAACCEEE YYOOUUUU CAAANNN GGGOOO"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "WWHHENNN YOOUUU''''RRREE SSHHHOOOORFFF OON YOOUURRR DDOOOUUGGHH"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "WWHHENNN YOOUUU''''RRREE SSHHHOOOORFFF OON YOOUURRR DDOOOUUGGHH"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "IIIIM YYOU CCAAN FFFIINN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IIIIM YYOU CCAAN FFFIINN"
Geoff Goldman farts delicately.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "MMMAANNYY WWWAAYSSHH FFFFOO HHAAVVE A GGOOODD FFFFFFFFIMMMEE"
Geoff Goldman mumbles.
Geoff Goldman pukes all over himself.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Jesus christ goldman"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IFFF'SSHH FFUUNNN FFFFFO SSHHFFFAYYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "AFFF FFFHHEE YYYYMMCCCA"
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman hiccups.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Singing that bad is highly fuckign illegal"

Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Arme F. McGee knocks on glass window.
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IFFFF'HH FFUUUNN FFFFOO SSSHHHFFFFFFAAAYY AAFFFF FFFHHEE"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YY"
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "M"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "CC"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "A"
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFHHEEYY HHAAVVVEE EEVVEEERRYFFFFFFHHIIINNNNGG FFOORRR YYOOOOUUNNNNGGGG MMMEENN FFFF EENJJOOY"
Geoff Goldman mumbles.
Geoff Goldman pukes all over himself.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOUU CCAA HHAANGG OOUUFFFFF WWWIIIFFFFHH AALLLLL FFFHE BOOOOYSSSHHH"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "And IIII'm still ing a Dreaaaaaaaaam, oh fuck this singing"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "AAFFF FFFFFFHHHHEEEE YYYMCCAAA"

Arme F. McGee knocks on glass window.
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOOOUU CCANN GGGEEFFFF YYYYOOUUR SSHEELLF CCCLLEEAANNEDDD"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOOUU CCAANNN HHHHAAVVEE AA GGOOOODD MMEEAALL"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOUU CCCAAAANNN DDOO WHAAFFFFEVVEERRRR YYUU FFEEEEEL"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYYOUUUUNNGG MMAANNN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "RREEEE YOOUU LLISSHFFFEEENNINGGG FFFFFFOO MMMMEEE??"
The door is locked!
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!
Geoff Goldman burps.
The door is locked!
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "WHHAAFFF DDOOYYOOUUU WWAANNFFFFFFFF FFFFFFOO BBBEE?"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Goldman"
Geoff Goldman grumbles.
Geoff Goldman grumbles.
Geoff Goldman mumbles.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] asks, "When was the last time you saw your therapist?"
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "We talked about this, he's not a bad man he wants to help you"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOOOUUU MMAAGGEEAAALLLL YYYOOOOUURR DDRREAMMMSHHHH CCOOMM FFFFFFFRRUUUUEE"

The door is locked!
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman screams!
Arme F. McGee screams!

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "BBUUUUFFF YOO GGOOOFFFFF FFFFOOGGNNNNOOWW FFFHHHHHH OONNNNEE FFFFHHHIINNGG"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "NNO MMANN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "DDDDOOOEESSSHHIIFFF BBY HHIIMM SHHEELLFF"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOUU GOOFF FFFFFFO PUUFF YYOOUUURRR PPRRIIIDDEEE ONNNN FFFFHHEE SSHEEELLFF"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "AANNDD JJJUUSSHHF GGOO FFFFFFHHHEERREE"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "AANNDD JJJUUSSHHF GGOO FFFFFFHHHEERREE"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "FFFFOO FFFFFHEE YYMMCCA"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFFOO FFFFFHEE YYMMCCA"

Rock Rockington unlocks the door.
This is Rock Rockington.
You look closely at Rock Rockington.
*---------*
Rock Rockington is wearing a  mechanic's uniform.
Rock Rockington has a  industrial space armor on.
Rock Rockington has a  industrial space helmet on his head.
Rock Rockington has a  old fancy key in his left hand.
*---------*
Rock Rockington has added the old fancy key to the backpack!


Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IIM HHUUURREE FFFFHHEEY CCA HHEELLP YYOOOUU FFOOOODAAYYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "MM"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "CC"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "A"

Rock Rockington locks the door.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IIFFFFFFF'''SHH FFFUUN FFFFFFOO SSHHFFFAAYY AAFFF FFFFHHEEE YYMMCCA"

You have analyzed Geoff Goldman's vitals.
You inject 5 units of charcoal. The hypospray (charcoal) now contains 25 units.
 A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Geoff Goldman releases flatus.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFFFHHEEYY AAEE EEEEVVEERYYFFFFHHIINNNGG FFOORRR YYOOUUNNNGG MMEENNNN FFFOO EENJJJYY"
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "YYOOOUUU CCCAAN HHNNNGGG OOUUUTT WWIIITTHHAALLLL TTHHEE BBOOOYS"
You inject 25 units of charcoal. The hypospray (charcoal) now contains 0 units.
 A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman shoves Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee screams!

J.D.L.S [145.9] states, "PLEASE SHUT HIM UP"

Geoff Goldman stammers, "MMYY BBUUUZZZZZZ"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "MMYY BBUUUZZZZZZ"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "GGO AAWWAYYY"
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "YYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "MMMM"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "C"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "AA"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "IIN TTTHHEE NNAVYY"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Jesus fuck"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "THHAAAATTSS WWHHYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "SSOOOOMMEEOONEEE CCAAMMEEEE UUPPPP TTTOOO MME"

Geoff Goldman has been implanted by Rock Rockington.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "AANNDD SSSAAIIIIDD"

Rock Rockington has added the implanter to the backpack!
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "GGOOOO UUP TTHHEE SSTTRREEEEEY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "TTOO TTTHHEE YYYYCCA"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Goldman has started convulsing"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "IITTTT'''SS FFFFUNN TTOO STTAAYY"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "that's enough singing"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "ATTTT TTHHEEE TT--"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "for now"

Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman cries.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "don' make me blow your eardrums out"
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman screams!
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "with my air horn"

Meme Lord [145.9] says, "ROCK KILLED GEOFF"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "nope"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "he is still here"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "start singing again"

Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "YYMCCCA"
Rock Rockington flips in Geoff Goldman's general direction.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "TT''SSS FFUUNNTT OO SSTTYYY AAATT TTTTHEE YYMCCCA"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "I can confirm that the pink haired alcholic is still alive"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Unfortunatly"

Rock Rockington has added the air horn to the backpack!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "IN THE NAVY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "YOU CAN GO TO THE YMCA"
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "MY BUZZ"
Rock Rockington [145.9] asks, "want me to get you some more beer, Geoff?"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "IT'S GONE"
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman nods.
Geoff Goldman nods.
Geoff Goldman nods.

Rock Rockington unlocks the door.
Rock Rockington locks the door.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "You bastard"

Rock Rockington has added the old fancy key to the backpack!

Drone CR-291 beeps.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "I had my heart and soul pouring out"

Geoff Goldman screams!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Rock Rockington is hit by the cutter blade!
Geoff Goldman sighs.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Rock Rockington unlocks the door.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "GET In"

Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Rock Rockington is hit by the cutter blade!
Geoff Goldman knocks on glass window.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "AHH THE DRONE"
Rock Rockington locks the door.
Rock Rockington has added the old fancy key to the backpack!
Geoff Goldman screams!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman yawns.
Geoff Goldman points to Rock Rockington.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "well"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Well then"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "I need a path"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "We're all trapped in the radio booth"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "By a syndicate drone"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "two actually"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "I would beat it up"
Rock Rockington screams!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "But I got nothing to beat it up with"
Geoff Goldman yawns.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] asks, "There's two of the fuckers out ther?"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!


Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Geoff don't"
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "yes"
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman yawns.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "It nearly instantly killed me"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "there is"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "You're basically naked"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!

[Rockington pressed the blinds switch.]

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "there"
Geoff Goldman looks a bit dazed.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "There we go"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Out of sight out of mind"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "that fixed everything"
Rock Rockington flips in Geoff Goldman's general direction.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Well then"

Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "The show must go on"

Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Welcome to Dr. Lateny's freak report"

Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "today"

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "no"

Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "GEOFF NO"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Three freaks are trapped inside the radio satellite"

Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.
Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "DON'T DO IT"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "you will die"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "and not be able to drink beer anymore"
Geoff Goldman throws the glass shard!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "I'll shank them to death"


Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "And one is breaking down our only form a safety"


Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "if that's what you really want"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "Those bastard think they can stop my hobby"

Rock Rockington unlocks the door.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "IM IN CONTROL I SWEAR"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "you can go if you want"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Crew"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Salute Geoff goldman"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "He will die"

Rock Rockington salutes.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Take those" [Syptic Patches]

Geoff Goldman screams!

Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "Heal me up first"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "And this will be a breeze"

[The Porta-nanomed had been present for most of the incident, but now had been promptly partially hacked by someone.]

Geoff Goldman was shocked by the Port-A-NanoMed!
You feel a slight shock course through your body!
Geoff Goldman was shocked by the Port-A-NanoMed!
You feel a slight shock course through your body!
Geoff Goldman was shocked by the Port-A-NanoMed!
You feel a slight shock course through your body!
Arme F. McGee screams!

Rock Rockington has added the wirecutters to the utility belt!

Geoff Goldman screams!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "AAAAAHHH"
Geoff Goldman injects Geoff Goldman with the emergency auto-injector (charcoal)!
Rock Rockington twitches violently.
Rock Rockington has added the multitool to the utility belt!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Rock Rockington has added the screwdriver to the utility belt!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "The booth is now partly on fire"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Fun"

Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee pets Drone CR-291!
Rock Rockington injects Geoff Goldman with the emergency auto-injector (charcoal)!
Arme F. McGee pets Drone CR-291!
Geoff Goldman has analyzed Geoff Goldman's vitals.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Arme F. McGee pets Drone CR-291!
[At this point I realized I could interact with the drone through one thin window panel.]
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "WAIT"
[The radio booth door was opened at this point, and the final fight began.]
Drone CR-291 hits Arme F. McGee!
Rock Rockington applies the silver sulfadiazine patch to Geoff Goldman.
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee screams!
Drone CR-32 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman is hit by the cutter blade!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
You are hit by the cutter blade!
You start bleeding!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
You are hit by the cutter blade!
You start bleeding even worse!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-32 with the emergency toolbox!
You put the styptic powder patch on your arm.
The styptic powder stings like hell as it closes some of your wounds.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman collapses!
Drone CR-291 beeps.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS"

You begin to recover.
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Geoff Goldman is hit by the cutter blade!
You put the styptic powder patch on your arm.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Arme F. McGee punches Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Drone CR-32 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman faints.
Drone CR-32 charges at Rock Rockington!
Rock Rockington is hit by the cutter blade!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] stammers, "WEEL LLLFFUUCCKK"

[The scuffle on the radio satellite was a continued mess like this, a flurry of sawblades and punches and syptic patches until both drones were dead along with Arme and Geoff. Rockington was left stranded on the satellite and later commited suicide.]

LATER:
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) wails, "I mindslaved geoff"
DEAD: Ghost (Arme F. McGee) laments, "what"
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) moans, "that is why he fell over"
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) moans, "and he stopped singing when I told him too"
DEAD: Ghost (Arme F. McGee) moans, "You literally had to mindslave him to stop him singing"
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) laments, "yes"

The Aftermath:
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(06-21-2016, 01:42 PM)Mageziya Wrote: What happens when you cram a singing drunkard, a medical doctor, and a miner into the radio satellite? This happens!

Warning: Very long:
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOUUNNGGG MAANN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFFHHEEERREEE''SSSHH AA PLLAACCEEE YYOOUUUU CAAANNN GGGOOO"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "WWHHENNN YOOUUU''''RRREE SSHHHOOOORFFF OON YOOUURRR DDOOOUUGGHH"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "WWHHENNN YOOUUU''''RRREE SSHHHOOOORFFF OON YOOUURRR DDOOOUUGGHH"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "IIIIM YYOU CCAAN FFFIINN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IIIIM YYOU CCAAN FFFIINN"
Geoff Goldman farts delicately.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "MMMAANNYY WWWAAYSSHH FFFFOO HHAAVVE A GGOOODD FFFFFFFFIMMMEE"
Geoff Goldman mumbles.
Geoff Goldman pukes all over himself.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Jesus christ goldman"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IFFF'SSHH FFUUNNN FFFFFO SSHHFFFAYYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "AFFF FFFHHEE YYYYMMCCCA"
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman hiccups.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Singing that bad is highly fuckign illegal"

Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Arme F. McGee knocks on glass window.
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IFFFF'HH FFUUUNN FFFFOO SSSHHHFFFFFFAAAYY AAFFFF FFFHHEE"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YY"
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "M"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "CC"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "A"
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFHHEEYY HHAAVVVEE EEVVEEERRYFFFFFFHHIIINNNNGG FFOORRR YYOOOOUUNNNNGGGG MMMEENN FFFF EENJJOOY"
Geoff Goldman mumbles.
Geoff Goldman pukes all over himself.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOUU CCAA HHAANGG OOUUFFFFF WWWIIIFFFFHH AALLLLL FFFHE BOOOOYSSSHHH"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "And IIII'm still ing a Dreaaaaaaaaam, oh fuck this singing"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "AAFFF FFFFFFHHHHEEEE YYYMCCAAA"

Arme F. McGee knocks on glass window.
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOOOUU CCANN GGGEEFFFF YYYYOOUUR SSHEELLF CCCLLEEAANNEDDD"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOOUU CCAANNN HHHHAAVVEE AA GGOOOODD MMEEAALL"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOUU CCCAAAANNN DDOO WHAAFFFFEVVEERRRR YYUU FFEEEEEL"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYYOUUUUNNGG MMAANNN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "RREEEE YOOUU LLISSHFFFEEENNINGGG FFFFFFOO MMMMEEE??"
The door is locked!
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!
Geoff Goldman burps.
The door is locked!
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "WHHAAFFF DDOOYYOOUUU WWAANNFFFFFFFF FFFFFFOO BBBEE?"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Goldman"
Geoff Goldman grumbles.
Geoff Goldman grumbles.
Geoff Goldman mumbles.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] asks, "When was the last time you saw your therapist?"
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman slips on the pool of vomit!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "We talked about this, he's not a bad man he wants to help you"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOOOUUU MMAAGGEEAAALLLL YYYOOOOUURR DDRREAMMMSHHHH CCOOMM FFFFFFFRRUUUUEE"

The door is locked!
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman screams!
Arme F. McGee screams!

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "BBUUUUFFF YOO GGOOOFFFFF FFFFOOGGNNNNOOWW FFFHHHHHH OONNNNEE FFFFHHHIINNGG"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "NNO MMANN"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "DDDDOOOEESSSHHIIFFF BBY HHIIMM SHHEELLFF"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YYOOUU GOOFF FFFFFFO PUUFF YYOOUUURRR PPRRIIIDDEEE ONNNN FFFFHHEE SSHEEELLFF"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "AANNDD JJJUUSSHHF GGOO FFFFFFHHHEERREE"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "AANNDD JJJUUSSHHF GGOO FFFFFFHHHEERREE"
Geoff Goldman slurs, "FFFFOO FFFFFHEE YYMMCCA"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFFOO FFFFFHEE YYMMCCA"

Rock Rockington unlocks the door.
This is Rock Rockington.
You look closely at Rock Rockington.
*---------*
Rock Rockington is wearing a  mechanic's uniform.
Rock Rockington has a  industrial space armor on.
Rock Rockington has a  industrial space helmet on his head.
Rock Rockington has a  old fancy key in his left hand.
*---------*
Rock Rockington has added the old fancy key to the backpack!


Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IIM HHUUURREE FFFFHHEEY CCA HHEELLP YYOOOUU FFOOOODAAYYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "YY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "MM"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "CC"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "A"

Rock Rockington locks the door.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "IIFFFFFFF'''SHH FFFUUN FFFFFFOO SSHHFFFAAYY AAFFF FFFFHHEEE YYMMCCA"

You have analyzed Geoff Goldman's vitals.
You inject 5 units of charcoal. The hypospray (charcoal) now contains 25 units.
 A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Geoff Goldman releases flatus.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman burps.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] slurs, "FFFFFHHEEYY AAEE EEEEVVEERYYFFFFHHIINNNGG FFOORRR YYOOUUNNNGG MMEENNNN FFFOO EENJJJYY"
Geoff Goldman hiccups.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "YYOOOUUU CCCAAN HHNNNGGG OOUUUTT WWIIITTHHAALLLL TTHHEE BBOOOYS"
You inject 25 units of charcoal. The hypospray (charcoal) now contains 0 units.
 A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman shoves Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee screams!

J.D.L.S [145.9] states, "PLEASE SHUT HIM UP"

Geoff Goldman stammers, "MMYY BBUUUZZZZZZ"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "MMYY BBUUUZZZZZZ"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "GGO AAWWAYYY"
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "YYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "MMMM"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "C"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "AA"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "IIN TTTHHEE NNAVYY"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Jesus fuck"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "THHAAAATTSS WWHHYY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "SSOOOOMMEEOONEEE CCAAMMEEEE UUPPPP TTTOOO MME"

Geoff Goldman has been implanted by Rock Rockington.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "AANNDD SSSAAIIIIDD"

Rock Rockington has added the implanter to the backpack!
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "GGOOOO UUP TTHHEE SSTTRREEEEEY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "TTOO TTTHHEE YYYYCCA"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Goldman has started convulsing"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "IITTTT'''SS FFFFUNN TTOO STTAAYY"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "that's enough singing"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "ATTTT TTHHEEE TT--"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "for now"

Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman cries.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "don' make me blow your eardrums out"
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman screams!
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "with my air horn"

Meme Lord [145.9] says, "ROCK KILLED GEOFF"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "nope"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "he is still here"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "start singing again"

Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "YYMCCCA"
Rock Rockington flips in Geoff Goldman's general direction.
Geoff Goldman [145.9] stammers, "TT''SSS FFUUNNTT OO SSTTYYY AAATT TTTTHEE YYMCCCA"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "I can confirm that the pink haired alcholic is still alive"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Unfortunatly"

Rock Rockington has added the air horn to the backpack!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "IN THE NAVY"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "YOU CAN GO TO THE YMCA"
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "MY BUZZ"
Rock Rockington [145.9] asks, "want me to get you some more beer, Geoff?"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "IT'S GONE"
Geoff Goldman screams!
Geoff Goldman nods.
Geoff Goldman nods.
Geoff Goldman nods.

Rock Rockington unlocks the door.
Rock Rockington locks the door.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "You bastard"

Rock Rockington has added the old fancy key to the backpack!

Drone CR-291 beeps.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "I had my heart and soul pouring out"

Geoff Goldman screams!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Rock Rockington is hit by the cutter blade!
Geoff Goldman sighs.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Rock Rockington unlocks the door.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "GET In"

Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Rock Rockington is hit by the cutter blade!
Geoff Goldman knocks on glass window.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "AHH THE DRONE"
Rock Rockington locks the door.
Rock Rockington has added the old fancy key to the backpack!
Geoff Goldman screams!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman yawns.
Geoff Goldman points to Rock Rockington.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "well"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Well then"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "I need a path"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "We're all trapped in the radio booth"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "By a syndicate drone"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "two actually"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "I would beat it up"
Rock Rockington screams!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "But I got nothing to beat it up with"
Geoff Goldman yawns.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] asks, "There's two of the fuckers out ther?"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!


Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Geoff don't"
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "yes"
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman yawns.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "It nearly instantly killed me"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "there is"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "You're basically naked"
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!

[Rockington pressed the blinds switch.]

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "there"
Geoff Goldman looks a bit dazed.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "There we go"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Out of sight out of mind"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "that fixed everything"
Rock Rockington flips in Geoff Goldman's general direction.
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Well then"

Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "The show must go on"

Geoff Goldman hits glass window with the emergency oxygentank!
Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Welcome to Dr. Lateny's freak report"

Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "today"

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "no"

Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "GEOFF NO"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Three freaks are trapped inside the radio satellite"

Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.
Geoff Goldman attacks the grille with the emergency oxygentank.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "DON'T DO IT"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "you will die"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "and not be able to drink beer anymore"
Geoff Goldman throws the glass shard!
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "I'll shank them to death"


Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "And one is breaking down our only form a safety"


Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "if that's what you really want"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "Those bastard think they can stop my hobby"

Rock Rockington unlocks the door.

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "IM IN CONTROL I SWEAR"
Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "you can go if you want"

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Crew"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Salute Geoff goldman"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "He will die"

Rock Rockington salutes.

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Take those" [Syptic Patches]

Geoff Goldman screams!

Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!

Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "Heal me up first"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "And this will be a breeze"

[The Porta-nanomed had been present for most of the incident, but now had been promptly partially hacked by someone.]

Geoff Goldman was shocked by the Port-A-NanoMed!
You feel a slight shock course through your body!
Geoff Goldman was shocked by the Port-A-NanoMed!
You feel a slight shock course through your body!
Geoff Goldman was shocked by the Port-A-NanoMed!
You feel a slight shock course through your body!
Arme F. McGee screams!

Rock Rockington has added the wirecutters to the utility belt!

Geoff Goldman screams!
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "AAAAAHHH"
Geoff Goldman injects Geoff Goldman with the emergency auto-injector (charcoal)!
Rock Rockington twitches violently.
Rock Rockington has added the multitool to the utility belt!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Rock Rockington has added the screwdriver to the utility belt!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "The booth is now partly on fire"
Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "Fun"

Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Drone CR-291 charges at Rock Rockington!
Arme F. McGee pets Drone CR-291!
Rock Rockington injects Geoff Goldman with the emergency auto-injector (charcoal)!
Arme F. McGee pets Drone CR-291!
Geoff Goldman has analyzed Geoff Goldman's vitals.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Arme F. McGee pets Drone CR-291!
[At this point I realized I could interact with the drone through one thin window panel.]
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] says, "WAIT"
[The radio booth door was opened at this point, and the final fight began.]
Drone CR-291 hits Arme F. McGee!
Rock Rockington applies the silver sulfadiazine patch to Geoff Goldman.
Drone CR-291 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Arme F. McGee screams!
Drone CR-32 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman is hit by the cutter blade!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
You are hit by the cutter blade!
You start bleeding!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
You are hit by the cutter blade!
You start bleeding even worse!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-32 with the emergency toolbox!
You put the styptic powder patch on your arm.
The styptic powder stings like hell as it closes some of your wounds.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman collapses!
Drone CR-291 beeps.

Rock Rockington [145.9] says, "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS"

You begin to recover.
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Geoff Goldman is hit by the cutter blade!
You put the styptic powder patch on your arm.
Arme F. McGee screams!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Drone CR-291 flinches!
Drone CR-291 charges at Geoff Goldman!
Arme F. McGee punches Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Geoff Goldman hits Drone CR-291 with the emergency toolbox!
Arme F. McGee punches Drone CR-291!
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Drone CR-32 beeps.
Drone CR-291 charges at Arme F. McGee!
Geoff Goldman faints.
Drone CR-32 charges at Rock Rockington!
Rock Rockington is hit by the cutter blade!

Arme F. McGee [145.9] stammers, "WEEL LLLFFUUCCKK"

[The scuffle on the radio satellite was a continued mess like this, a flurry of sawblades and punches and syptic patches until both drones were dead along with Arme and Geoff. Rockington was left stranded on the satellite and later commited suicide.]

LATER:
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) wails, "I mindslaved geoff"
DEAD: Ghost (Arme F. McGee) laments, "what"
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) moans, "that is why he fell over"
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) moans, "and he stopped singing when I told him too"
DEAD: Ghost (Arme F. McGee) moans, "You literally had to mindslave him to stop him singing"
DEAD: Ghost (Rock Rockington) laments, "yes"

The Aftermath:
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I did even more singing next round and this is what happened
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People and came and went. A couple horrified at what they saw and confused on why I was still drunk singing there. Eventually Jean-Luc-Picard came and told me everything was gonna be okay and that I could have a new radio station if I went went with him to the shuttle. Also not shown is that there was probably six or seven pods all around this building.
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Horse Horsington and I made another thing. This time a Couch Museum.

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I was the tour guide and made up something for each exhibit. Hell if I can remember what I said since it was different each time.

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There was also a wrestling ring to the side.

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Then the SpoOoOky back room exhibit with all the reject couches.
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After having late joined as a monkey, I stole the HoP's ID in order to enact my secret plan. After having stolen his ID, I ordered at least twenty monkey crates and redistributed them throughout the station. My fun was ruined when a borg threw me into a crusher, but eh, that's the life of an annoying ass monkey. Sidenote, monkeys look great in a captain's hat.
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So, I was on the crew quarters with Horse Horsington, some other lads and the clown named asscancer.
I, as a botanist, have a crate full of explosive bananas. The clown takes one and feeds it to Horse just as someone pumps plasma on the room.
It was beatiful.
Sadly, I did not take a picture.
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Out of all the exploits, bugs and other cool things i found in the past year or so, this one is one of the funniest ones so far, there is a legit and not-so-legit way of getting into VR without using VR goggles.

The results where pretty hilarious.

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You broke causality, good job.

your image also details how to do the exploit.
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(07-03-2016, 01:33 PM)ErikHanson Wrote: Out of all the exploits, bugs and other cool things i found in the past year or so, this one is one of the funniest ones so far, there is a legit and not-so-legit way of getting into VR without using VR goggles.

The results where pretty hilarious.

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I'd say I knew the intentional way, but the old intentional way got patched for some reason.
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After Tumany Cooks discovered that the gods had granted him the power to bring icons into the game he and I decided to start the "Church of Toggle Light".
Obviously this led to Tumany ascending into Sainthood by way of biblefart, followed by other devout believers.

I can't actually remember who beheaded and threw those two heads in the eyes though.
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That was me.
They were crimers. I just so happened to have both their heads.
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(07-05-2016, 02:01 PM)Sundance Wrote: That was me.
They were crimers. I just so happened to have both their heads.

Pretty sure one was my head. RIP My crime spree.
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(07-05-2016, 02:01 PM)Sundance Wrote: That was me.
They were crimers. I just so happened to have both their heads.
Bless you, you shall be one with the Toggling Light in the afterlife

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Also I did the same thing next round, icon art is the new wireart
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(07-05-2016, 02:35 PM)grumpchkin Wrote:
(07-05-2016, 02:01 PM)Sundance Wrote: That was me.
They were crimers. I just so happened to have both their heads.
Bless you, you shall be one with the Toggling Light in the afterlife

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Also I did the same thing next round, icon art is the new wireart

This is a great bug.
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