Best moments ever thread 2.0

[cgrn10]

Birds Booze and Stickers (Stickers not picture as they are covered by birds, Well some are on the segway.)
Spoiler!

[I-Sett]

^I'm pretty sure that's what happens when a changeling is injected with pancuronium. Knocked out but without the oxygen requirement he lives on. And on. And on.


Also, I can't believe I didn't screenshot the four-person super blob from yesterday that stretched from hydroponics, past security, down through the AI core and engineering and onto the escape shuttle. Black, Blue, Teal and Green Blob LIVE ON!

[cgrn10]

Also, I can't believe I didn't screenshot the four-person super blob from yesterday that stretched from hydroponics, past security, down through the AI core and engineering and onto the escape shuttle. Black, Blue, Teal and Green Blob LIVE ON!

Jesus I didn't either, I hope someone else did.

[Houka]

Oar Dehrv tries to knock the Russian revolver out of Rite Krel's hand!
BOOM! Rite Krel's head explodes.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Rite Krel emits a loud clunk!


Welp.

[cgrn10]

Oar Dehrv tries to knock the Russian revolver out of Rite Krel's hand!
BOOM! Rite Krel's head explodes.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Rite Krel emits a loud clunk!


Welp.

I ran in as a grey suit, directly after real talk from the admins about shitty grey tiding, blowing the HoS up, and a nice hole in security.

[parf]

Cent. Comm. hat comes to life!
The living Cent. Comm. hat puts a hat on the fat and sassy space-bee!

[SpaceNaba]

Cent. Comm. hat comes to life!
The living Cent. Comm. hat puts a hat on the fat and sassy space-bee!

A++

[Winklabom]

Swasksilo Humbulembe exclaims, "I FORGOT HOW TO SHAVE!"
Swasksilo Humbulembe attacks Swasksilo Humbulembe in the right arm with Razor Blade!
Swasksilo Humbulembe screams!
Swasksilo Humbulembe attacks Swasksilo Humbulembe in the chest with Razor Blade!
Quiche Connors says, "You just cut where the hair is"
Now targeting the head.
Swasksilo Humbulembe exclaims, "IT'S NOT WORKING!"
Quiche Connors says, "Here let me show you"
You slipped on the blood!
Now targeting the torso.
You begin to recover.
Swasksilo Humbulembe screams!
Swasksilo Humbulembe attacks Swasksilo Humbulembe in the chest with Razor Blade!
Quiche Connors says, "Oh gosh"
Swasksilo Humbulembe asks, "LIKE THIS?"
Your wounds feel like they're healing a bit.
Quiche Connors says, "Try on your face"
Quiche Connors exclaims, "You're attacking your chest!"
Swasksilo Humbulembe asks, "LIKE THIS?"
Swasksilo Humbulembe slashes his own throat with Razor Blade!
You feel sorta tingly!
Quiche Connors exclaims, "Much better!"
Swasksilo Humbulembe gasps, "OOHH DDEAARRR GGOODD"
Jake Steel hisses!
Jake Steel laughs.
Jake Steel yawns.
Swasksilo Humbulembe goes pale for a second.
... You can almost hear something ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear something ...
Quiche Connors says, "Well"
Swasksilo Humbulembe gasps, "I DDNN''TTTT TTTTHHIINNKKK TTHHATT''SSS HOWWWW YYOOUU SHHAAAE.."
... You can almost hear something ...

[Haine]

THE TRIAL OF HEISENBEE
A children's book by F. Briner:

Heisenbee had done a very bad crime in the animal courtroom, he stung Albert the Monkey without warning and that made Albert very sad.

Albert the Monkey had asked the owl police, which was headed by Hooty McJudgementowl, to arrest Heisenbee, which is a very mean thing to do to a bee!

The owl jury stood silent as Heisenbee's lawyer, a fresh-faced monkey by the name of Tanhony and a voice the sound of horses running wild entered the courtroom.

Heisenbee buzzed questioningly at the judge! The judge, his Honor Muggles screeched back Heisenbee's terrible and awful crimes! Tanhony asked Heisenbee to remain quiet.

The mammalian Jury grew restless, Jones the cat hissed at the mouse, who was taking notes of the proceedings. Tanhony gave his appeal to the animal Jury.

The brothers gnome, Chompski and Chompski, were not convinced and voted Heisenbee guilty of attempted murder! Which was very bad for Heisenbee!

The owls stood silent, which as we all know means that they knew in their hearts of hearts that Heisenbee was guilty.

The mammalian jury was silent, having just convinced the cockroach that Heisenbee was not like other bugs and was in fact guilty.

Heisenbee buzzed in panic, and buzzed angrily at Tanhony! He was led off the premises by Franklin Briner the Chief Engineer. THE END

THE MURDER OF MOUSE THE MOUSE
A children's book by F. Briner:

Mouse the mouse had just been murdered, killed by the currilous cats of Kazakhstan!

And right in the heart of the animal courtroom, someone was going to lose their job over this, said Franklin Briner the Chief Engineer. The security cockroach beat its antennae nervously.

But sadly the animal court was far too corrupt to do anything about this crime, learn from, children, don't let anyone get killed!!!
THE END

[Convair880]

[parf]

i got a mutation from a radstorm and apparently i didn't treat it well enough.

Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "yo, i'm about to blow up my dumb little house right next to QM in space"
Ricky Robby [145.9] exclaims, "it's made out of erebtie, so, uh, stay out!!!"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "What if I want to visit"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "are you trying to make an explosive entrance"
Vasco Da Gama [145.9] stammers, "Whheeerree tthhhee hheeellllll ddiid ttthiiiiss gy gget ssooommmuuuchhh eerrebbiitt frrrroomm??"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "No"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "well I'm gonna blow it up"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "right now"
Reaver Jones [145.9] says, "God speed, Ricky."
Ricky Robby makes a weird noise!
Ricky Robby says, "hey"
Ricky Robby says, "what the"
Franklin Briner says, "Nice place"
Ricky Robby exclaims, "i told you i'm gonna blow it up!!!"
Franklin Briner says, "How and why"
Franklin Briner says, "Well how are you going to do that"
Ricky Robby exclaims, "why the heck not!"
Ricky Robby is engulfed in a column of flames!
the decent Stbite floor explodes!
the decent Ereeel wall explodes!
Ricky Robby's Ricky Robby's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Ricky Robby's Ricky Robby's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Franklin Briner's Franklin Briner's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
You feel cold!
the decent Stbite floor explodes!
the backpack catches on fire!
Ricky Robby's Ricky Robby's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
the decent Ereeel floor explodes!
DEAD: Ghost (Ricky Robby) wails, "oh god what"

[Conor12]

I chose the wrong place to wait out a fire from. I was sitting in here for ten minutes and things just got worse and worse.

Spoiler!

Look closely at the fire

[Sundance]

Look closely at the fire

Oh jesus I see it now.

It's a fucking drone

[Sundance]

aw I thought they reverted tiny text to being tiny. Now the surprise is ruined.
:suicide:

[Archenteron]

Huh, I thought it was a space bear chilling in the flames next to the table.