Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Nubcake]

Welp



I think fliptonium is about to be nerfed

[Haine]

Welp
I think fliptonium is about to be nerfed

I am sorry my friend
it was inevitable
(glowing fliptonium is still able to spin anything though )

[parf]

[Huff H Law]

I made B-Ball court.

Spoiler!

Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "I DEMAND TO SEE MY LAWYER"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "I want to sue Franklin"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "I WANT TO SUE YOU"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "He's rude as hell and vomited all over the kitchen"

Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] asks, "Someone called for a lawyer?"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "YES"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "ME"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "I'm suing the hell out of him"

C. Janet Pubster screams!
Franklin Briner says, "I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT"
Franklin Briner says, "BASKETBALL COURT"
Franklin Briner says, "BE THERE"
Franklin Briner says, "OR BE SQUARE"

Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "Don't worry, you can both be my clients. Whichever one of you makes it to the courtroom first doesn't have to pay."
Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "Franklin wins the 'don't pay the lawyer' race."
Franklin Briner says, "I'm gonna be making court into b ball court"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "Franklin cheated"
Franklin Briner groans.
Franklin Briner vomits on the floor profusely!
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "Check his blood"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "Whine, whine, whine"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "He is hopped up on sugar and meth"
Franklin Briner [145.9] asks, "Is that all you do?"
Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "Blood tests aren't admissable in this court."
Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "And as your attornery Janet, I urge you to agree with me."
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] exclaims, "Jerk!"
Dexter Grifflez the Clown says, "Whoa, that's gonna be an extra charge."

C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "FUCKING CHEATER"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "YOU BROUGHT OUT GUNS TO THE COURT"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "THERE IS NO RULE THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T"

[Conor12]

The guys in #goonstation IRC were playing a game of BGO and this was one of the options for the jukebox:

[DyssalC]

The guys in #goonstation IRC were playing a game of BGO and this was one of the options for the jukebox:

Brings a tear to my eye.

[Archenteron]

The guys in #goonstation IRC were playing a game of BGO and this was one of the options for the jukebox:

Whoever made that (someone from our IRC) also did a Night on Bald Mountain cover that was pretty neat.

[Mageziya]

So this happened earlier today. I rolled a Traitor Medical Doctor and decided to go with a set up of a Sleepy Pen, which would be fueled by two large beakers of nondescript pen-murder fluid, and a variety of poison bottles. Setting out with the goal to murder most of the station, word arrived over the radio that there was a wraith roaming about. Seeing as I was in medbay at the time, I ran down to an empty pathology, and, in non-radio talk, called for the wraith to watch me. I always try something like this when I'm antagonist and there are wraith reports, but this was the first time that I ever got a response from the wraith. While can't exactly remember what they said, they said in a rather spooky manner that I better make some dead bodies.

And so I did. With use of the sleepy pen, and a variety of fancy poisons I proceeded to quietly (Ignoring the panicky effects of Spider Eggs) poison roughly half the people in and around medbay, all while the wraith was doing spooky stuff. Medbay essentially became a non-functional living hell that round, with blood, bodies, and random crap scattered absolutely everywhere. To add to the mess, someone in electronics made a crap-ton of C-Sabers, resulting in everyone having one, and a few instances of possessed dead bodies wielding them. On a side note, admin fudgery made all the doors on the station wooden, meaning everything could be accessed by everyone. As the round progressed and the number of dead increased I got sloppy in murder. I outright murdered a remaining geneticist in the nearly-empty medbay with a c-saber. Unfortunately, there was a witness to this, a Security officer who had just been cloned. They quickly geared up before I realized they were a problem, stunned me, gave me a congratulatory c-saber wack, and proceeded to porta-brig me to an empty Security.

In empty sec, I called upon the wraith to aid me when I was released from the porta-brig. (Side note: Around this time the AI started calling living medbay a gateway to hell occupied by blood gods that should be avoided at all costs. Just something I found amusing.) The Sec officer who brigged me arrived and then proceeded to drag the porta-brig to the sec-pod bay, presumably to space me. I warned him that nightmares were coming, and almost immediately the wraith attacked by bringing items in the area to life. I was freed from the porta-brig, and as I ran through wooden doors and away from a living donut, a possessed toolbox spoke to me and roughly said, "YOU HAVE GOT BALLS."

That was essentially that. Despite my attempts to live, my objective was to die. So I poisoned a few more people, the shuttle was called, and then I attempted to offer my body to the wraith by committing a radio announced suicide at escape. Unfortunately, a witness panicked, and tossed my body into a disposal vent, preventing the wraith from absorbing me. The wraith had, however arrived, but they turned material. Despite all the wraith's efforts, it was then brutally killed for a what I found out was a third and final time. I said thanks to the wraith, and then the round was over.



I feel like this is what the coders intended for the Wraith to do. On a side note, it was a otherwise pure traitor round, so I give my support to letting the wraith into non-mixed rounds like that one was. Let this be as evidence against any nay-sayers.

[cgrn10]

I broke marq by breaking everything in pathology
OOC: Marquesas: it's okay everything is under control, i'll get back to you after i swallowed the business end of this gun

[FloozyBarge]

[SL the Pyro]

Spoiler!

Spoiler!

So apparently BYOND has its own version of the Y2k15 bug; it ticked over to the new year, and suddenly EVERY SINGLE LOOP PROCESS BROKE. Every single one. It was something like 15 minutes into the round before we realized this, the proof being that the round timer only read 6 minutes.

Pictured above was Tobba's attempt to stylish-fix it, by forming QGP in everyone. However, not only had Tobba broken Chemistry somehow before the round started, but with the life loop broken, the QGP couldn't actually tick down in anyone's bloodstreams to trigger the kill. The only person it did work on is pictured above, and how it happened with everything broken is forever a mystery.

Really. Only on BYOND.

[Conor12]

That's amazing.

The guys in #goonstation IRC were playing a game of BGO and this was one of the options for the jukebox:

Whoever made that (someone from our IRC) also did a Night on Bald Mountain cover that was pretty neat.

Oh, yeah, I should add that Daeren made that!

[pizzatiger]

Some dude told my future

Code:

Carl Okim draws a card from the deck of cards.
Carl Okim draws a card from the deck of cards.
Carl Okim adds the playing card to the bottom of the hand of cards.
Carl Okim draws a card from the deck of cards.
Carl Okim adds the playing card to the bottom of the hand of cards.
Carl Okim draws a card from the deck of cards.
Carl Okim flips the card face up. It's The High Priestess.
This is The High Priestess.
A tarot card. It's The High Priestess.
Carl Okim draws an eight of coins from the deck of cards.
Erza Sauter beats the steel-reinforced decent glass window uselessly!
Carl Okim says, "now"
Carl Okim says, "please show your hand"
Erza Sauter asks, "oh you making my past present and future right?"
Carl Okim points to the hand of cards
Carl Okim nods.
Erza Sauter hold's his hands out
Erza Sauter says, "oh"
Carl Okim says, "the lines of your palms show you have a long life ahead of you"
You show your hand: a page of coins, a two of cups, Strength.
Carl Okim says, "Hmmm..."
Carl Okim says, "a page of coins"
Carl Okim says, "and a two of cups"
Carl Okim says, "great wealth awaits you"
Carl Okim says, "Strength"
Carl Okim says, "Hardship or health? it is not clear"
Carl Okim says, "But I can see that your fate is not yet sealed"
Carl Okim looks through the deck of cards.
Carl Okim draws a card from the deck of cards.
Carl Okim flips the card face down.
Carl Okim says, "your final card"
Carl Okim adds the playing card to the bottom of the hand of cards.
Carl Okim says, "the last of your life is at the bottom of that hand"
You show your hand: a page of coins, a two of cups, Strength, The Hanged Man.
Carl Okim adds the playing card to the bottom of the deck of cards.
Carl Okim shuffles the deck of cards.
Carl Okim flips the card face down.
Carl Okim adds the playing card to the bottom of the deck of cards.
Carl Okim flips the card face down.
Carl Okim adds the playing card to the bottom of the deck of cards.
Carl Okim shuffles the deck of cards.
Carl Okim says, "your fate"
Carl Okim says, "Is of the Hanged Man"
Carl Okim says, "You will die of execution perhaps, or suicide, or something else..."
Erza Sauter says, "Does this mean i will die bitter and hateful or that i will be execution"
Carl Okim says, "No matter"
Carl Okim says, "it is unclear"
Carl Okim says, "The only thing left to do is fulfill your fate"
Erza Sauter says, "you gave me a great wealth of answers"
Carl Okim nods.
Erza Sauter says, "and i will continue to enjoy my already long life"
Carl Okim nods.
Carl Okim says, "Wealth"
Erza Sauter cuts himself over and over with the paper.
Erza Sauter gasps, "oohhh  noooo"
Erza Sauter gasps, "a  ppappeerr ccuutt"
Carl Okim says, "the hanged man"
Carl Okim says, "suicide"
Erza Sauter moans.
Carl Okim says, "a tragic end"
Erza Sauter gasps.
Carl Okim says, "to a life full of wealth, alas that spilled from it's cups and ended the storuy"
Erza Sauter gasps.
Carl Okim says, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[Gannets]

That's fantastic, I didn't know we had tarot cards.

[FloozyBarge]

10 Million Credits