Goonhub
08-14-2017, 01:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-22-2017, 10:31 AM by Technature. Edited 80 times in total.)
The game is over folks. Nothing to see here anymore.
Saw a thing on another forum and wanted to try it out.
Nuke Ops are trying to blow up the station. Stop it from happening/make sure it goes off without a hitch.
Rules are simple. Post what you're trying to do and you'll get a random number. Horrifying failure 1-6 Amazing success. Certain factors (Like your job or current situations) can influence the result. First post should indicate whether you're a nuke op or stationeer and, if a station worker, your jorb (failure to do this will result in your random number determining how bad this is cause fuck it). Normal game limitations apply (some exceptions may be made if a lot of people join in). All Jobs, including Nuke Ops Commander, are first come, first serve.
One post is One minute.
Nukies require the Disk to arm the Nuke. Should the disk be destroyed for any reason, a random location will be picked where the nuke can get armed without it (this location will be PM'd to the nuke team).
Update:I've decided I'm going to update twice a day. Expected times will be roughly 2 AM or PM central (depending on what I'm doing, it may be updated an hour earlier or later than expected).
Final Results
Current Roster:
Stationeers:
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time til the shuttle leaves:1 minute!
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has roused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Damaged:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
Saw a thing on another forum and wanted to try it out.
Nuke Ops are trying to blow up the station. Stop it from happening/make sure it goes off without a hitch.
Rules are simple. Post what you're trying to do and you'll get a random number. Horrifying failure 1-6 Amazing success. Certain factors (Like your job or current situations) can influence the result. First post should indicate whether you're a nuke op or stationeer and, if a station worker, your jorb (failure to do this will result in your random number determining how bad this is cause fuck it). Normal game limitations apply (some exceptions may be made if a lot of people join in). All Jobs, including Nuke Ops Commander, are first come, first serve.
One post is One minute.
Nukies require the Disk to arm the Nuke. Should the disk be destroyed for any reason, a random location will be picked where the nuke can get armed without it (this location will be PM'd to the nuke team).
Update:I've decided I'm going to update twice a day. Expected times will be roughly 2 AM or PM central (depending on what I'm doing, it may be updated an hour earlier or later than expected).
Final Results
Current Roster:
Stationeers:
- Captain:NateTheSquid, Healthy
- AIs (2/2):
Lord Birb, Undamaged
PizzaTiger, Undamaged
Cyborg Body:73%, Head is too damaged to operate.
- Medical Director:elan_oots, Hurt, missing an arm.
- Medical Doctors (1/5):
fosstar, Healthy
- Roboticists (1/2):
UmbraDrake, Healthy
- Research Director:PH77SER, Slightly Hurt
- Scientists (2/5):
Studenterhue, Healthy
Hydrofloric, crit, (3)
- Head of Personnel:Bologna Prime, Healthy, Soulless
- Janitor:APARTHEID, Healthy
- Botanists (2/4):
Vitatroll, Hurt, missing an arm, missing a leg
Luigithirty, slightly hurt.
- Security (1/5):
Frank Stein, Badly Hurt
- Mechanics (2/2):
NesMettaur, Hurt, missing an arm, missing a leg, Robot Arm
Roomba, Healthy
- Engineers (1/3):
a pleasant hug, healthy
- Staff Assistants:
Superlagg, Hurt, ON FIRE!
HotCoffeeMug, Crit (2), ON FIRE!
Winklabom, Badly Hurt, missing an arm
Berrik, Healthy
Flourish, Hurt, Monkey
- Clown:Noah Buttes, Dead, Unrevivable
- Commander:AwfulWorldKid, Dead, Unrevivable
- Op 1:New525, Dead, Unrevivable
- Op 2:Youkcat, Dead, Unrevivable
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time til the shuttle leaves:1 minute!
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has roused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Damaged:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy